Uh oh....
by Mariye
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Disclaimer: I own none of the characters here... well... except
myself... Also, Rinoa ppl, don't flame me, this is partially 4 you.
You say you don't want Rinoa as a ditz? Well, I tried 2 give her a
shot at revenge.... but.... well, you'll see...
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[Knock knock]
Rinoa: Um... uh... 1 second. [she creates a gust of wind and uses it
to blow the huge garbage bag into her closet.]
Garbage Bag: Humph!! Umpnh! Mmmph Mmm Ooot! {translation: Let me out!}
Rinoa: Shut up! Just wait till I get rid of whoever is there... [she
slams the door shut and goes to her door.] Selphie... Hi!
Selphie: Hi Rinoa. I heard a lot of screaming coming from here.
Closet Door: BANG BANG BANG!
Selphie: Umm?
Rinoa: Thats just... the... dog I bought when I was gone for 2 days...
Selphie: But you have a dog...
Rinoa: Oh, I meant stuffed dog.
Selphie: How stupid do you think I am?
Rinoa: Very?
Selphie: Wrong. Open the closet.
Rinoa: Fine, but you have to help me.
[Rinoa opens the closet and bag. Inside is Mariye and her duffel bag,
tied up with a sock stuck in her mouth. Rinoa removes the sock.]
Mariye: Yuck! Did you have to use Squall's old sock? Isn't that cruel
and unusual punishment?
Rinoa: Shut up!
Selphie: What's going on, who's she?
Rinoa: She is an annoying writer of something called fan fiction in
her dimension. I keep getting these psychic flashes of her world. We
are only considered 'characters there.' Worst of all... [she sniffles]
they all write about me like I'm a ditsy doofus!
Selphie: Big surpirse there. What are those papers?
Rinoa: I printed out her stories. Read the Butterfinger one, then
tell me if you're on my side.
Mariye: Oh come on. They're just funny stories. See the category?
Humor?
Rinoa: Shut up shut up shut up!
Selphie: hehehe, this is pretty good. Especially the potato gun.
What's aquanet though?
Mariye: Its hairspray.
Selphie: Cool. You're pretty good. [gets hit by Rinoa.]
Rinoa: I'll be back in a second, watch her.
Selphie: Fine.
[Rinoa leaves, Selphie walks over and sits facing Mariye.]
Selphie: So why are you so quiet?
Mariye: Well, I've just been placed in a world where fictional
characters are real. Its just a little overwhelming.
Selphie: Oh come on, see, I'm real!
Mariye: Yeah, but I'm still not ruling out getting hit over the head
or maybe even dreaming.
Selphie: Fine. Listen, I gotta go. Want me to get help to bust you
out?
Mariye: Well sure, why not.
Selphie: Coolio, see-yah! [runs off]
Mariye: Coolio?
[Rinoa comes back in.]
Rinoa: Aaaa, where's Selphie?
Mariye: Had to go help with some committee.
Rinoa: Figures.
Mariye: And where did you go. [looks around Rinoa to the stuffed bear
she's holding.]
Rinoa: I uh, had to get something out of the drye.... hey, I don't have
to explain anything to you!
Mariye: Just making small talk. Chit chat.
Rinoa: Chit chat? You're just trying to confuse me! Shut up! [she
pulls out her Cardinal and aims it at Mariye's head. Suddenly, Zell,
Irvine, and Selphie run in. Zell and Selphie run to Mariye while
Irvine takes a rabbit out of his pocket. He pulls out his shotgun.]
Irvine: Rinoa, drop it or the cute little bunny gets it!
Mariye and Selphie: Oh no!
[Selphie and Zell untie Mariye and the three walk to the door.]
Zell: Drop it Rinoa! You know Irvine's crazy enough to do it!
Rinoa: [drops her weapon.] Oh no! Not the cute little bunny! Please
no Mr. Kinneas! [drops to her knees.] Not the bunny!
[Zell, Mariye, and Selphie get behind Irvine.]
Irvine: Nope, too late! [he shoots the bunny]
Rinoa: NOOOOOO! wait a second, where was the kaboom sound?
Irvine: [tosses the wet stuffed rabbit at her.] Dork. [Zell grabs
his squirtgun.]
Zell: Hahaha! Now you will pay Rinoa! [squirts her. Mariye, Irvine,
Zell, and Selphie run out the door and into the hall.]
Mariye: Thanks you guys. [adjusts her backpack straps.] But I have
to try to get home now. My friends and family are probably worried
about me.
Selphie: Well, how did you get here? [Mariye shrugs.]
Mariye: I dunno. She put me to sleep.
Irvine: Well, maybe we should take her to see the headmaster.
Zell: Yeah! We'll take you. We just have to follow the yellow hallway.
Mariye: Please don't start singing follow the yellow brick road with
new lyrics.
Selphie: Yellow brick road?
Irvine: Yellow brick road?
Mariye: You've never heard of the movie the Wizard of Oz?
[singing] We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz,
because because because because because, because of the wonderful
things he does.
Zell: Nope. You sing good though.
Quistis: [walks up] She sings well.
Zell: Thats what I said.
Quistis: Hello, are you a new student?
Mariye: Nope, I'm a kidnapee. Kidnapped by Rinoa, dragged here, and
now being escorted to the headmaster to try and find a way home.
Quistis: Oh, I see. Well, that explains the sack Rinoa was carrying.
:::sighs::: I hoped last time would have been the last time this
happened.
Mariye: Last time? She did this before?
Selphie: Oh yeah. You're just the first one we were able to save.
Quistis: Squall won't be able to ignore this THIS time.
Mariye: :::gulps::: What did she do to the last one?
Zell: Well, the guy before you she sent off a cliff. He drew a funny
cartoon about her she didn't like, and the girl before him wrote a
story she didn't like. We don't know what happened to her.
Selphie: I think that girl ended up in the hot dogs. [giggles.]
Zell: Seffie, that ain't funny.
Mariye: Well, that isn't too happy.
Quistis: Here, I'll call Cid down. [gets on her intercom.]
Irvine: So where you from?
Mariye: Near Chicago, in Illinois, in the USA, on the planet Earth.
Irvine: [confused.] Okay....
Mariye: [smiles] Far from here.
[an elevator opens and Cid, Squall, and Edea walk out.]
Cid: Ms. Mariye? I am very sorry.
Mariye: Hi. Its K. So any ideas about sending me home? Oh, and how
you're gonna stop Rinoa from doing this again?
Squall: [walks up and pulls out a bracelet.] We're going to put this
on her. It will stop her from using her sorceress powers.
Mariye: K, cool, EEK! [Rinoa teleports in and grabs Mariye. She pulls
her back away from the group.]
Rinoa: Now I've got you! You are so gonna pay!
Squall: Wait Rinoa! Before you spill an innocent girl's blood, let me
give you something. [walks over and puts the bracelet on her.]
Rinoa: Aww, Squall, how sweet. Wait, HEY! I can't use my power! And it
won't come off!
Squall: Really? Darn. Too bad. Listen, we're gonna drop you off at
your dad's and he's going to take you to a nice place where no one
will bother you, and where you can watch cartoons all day.
Rinoa: Really?
Squall: Yeah. Now you go with Xu, she's going to take you to your
room so you can rest up.
Rinoa: Well, okay. I'll go for you baby.
[Xu leads Rinoa away.]
Mariye: Thanks again. So now what?
Edea: I will attempt to try and send you home. Think of your home.
Everyone, back up... [waves her hands...]
*~'~*POOF!*~'~*
[everyone coughs.]
Irvine: Well, did it work?
Mariye: I don't think so. [steps out of the fog. everyone gasps.]
What?
Quistis: I don't know how to say this, but...
Selphie: Your hair turned blue and um, I'm curious, can you still see
alright?
Mariye: Yeah...
Selphie: Your glasses are gone. So she healed your eyes, but changed
your hair color and didn't send you home.
Mariye: oh. [sadly] Well, thank you for trying Edea. I want to thank
all of you for helping me.
Cid: If you'd like you can stay here. You can become a student.
Mariye: I don't want to be a bother.
Squall: I'm offering you the Commander's invitation. Please accept.
Mariye: Well, I'll try it for a few weeks.
Irvine: Cool. I needed to find a room-mate. Us non-SeeDs have to
share.
Zell: Irvine! That's low.
Quistis: But we do have co-ed dorms.
Mariye: It sounds okay. Besides, I've had to share a room with guys
before. I'll just keep the squirt gun.
Selphie: Or maybe some nunchukus.
Zell: Hey, yeah, you need a weapon and clothes. We need to take you
to Balamb to shop.
Mariye: Okay, cool. I was kind of thinking about using claws as
weapons.
Zell: What?
Mariye: Like in Phantasy Star 3+4? Mieu and Rika used claws?
Irvine: Oh yeah, I think I've heard of them.
Quistis: So Squall, shall we take the Garden to Balamb?
Squall: Of course, lets go.
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[the end]
BTW: If u want i'll make this a whole little humor series. Review and
let me know. Hey, BTW, has anyone ever noticed how similar the
Phantasy Star 4 characters and the Star Ocean 2 characters are?
(the main ones I mean, Chaz=Claude and Rika=Rena)
by Mariye
---------
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters here... well... except
myself... Also, Rinoa ppl, don't flame me, this is partially 4 you.
You say you don't want Rinoa as a ditz? Well, I tried 2 give her a
shot at revenge.... but.... well, you'll see...
---------
[Knock knock]
Rinoa: Um... uh... 1 second. [she creates a gust of wind and uses it
to blow the huge garbage bag into her closet.]
Garbage Bag: Humph!! Umpnh! Mmmph Mmm Ooot! {translation: Let me out!}
Rinoa: Shut up! Just wait till I get rid of whoever is there... [she
slams the door shut and goes to her door.] Selphie... Hi!
Selphie: Hi Rinoa. I heard a lot of screaming coming from here.
Closet Door: BANG BANG BANG!
Selphie: Umm?
Rinoa: Thats just... the... dog I bought when I was gone for 2 days...
Selphie: But you have a dog...
Rinoa: Oh, I meant stuffed dog.
Selphie: How stupid do you think I am?
Rinoa: Very?
Selphie: Wrong. Open the closet.
Rinoa: Fine, but you have to help me.
[Rinoa opens the closet and bag. Inside is Mariye and her duffel bag,
tied up with a sock stuck in her mouth. Rinoa removes the sock.]
Mariye: Yuck! Did you have to use Squall's old sock? Isn't that cruel
and unusual punishment?
Rinoa: Shut up!
Selphie: What's going on, who's she?
Rinoa: She is an annoying writer of something called fan fiction in
her dimension. I keep getting these psychic flashes of her world. We
are only considered 'characters there.' Worst of all... [she sniffles]
they all write about me like I'm a ditsy doofus!
Selphie: Big surpirse there. What are those papers?
Rinoa: I printed out her stories. Read the Butterfinger one, then
tell me if you're on my side.
Mariye: Oh come on. They're just funny stories. See the category?
Humor?
Rinoa: Shut up shut up shut up!
Selphie: hehehe, this is pretty good. Especially the potato gun.
What's aquanet though?
Mariye: Its hairspray.
Selphie: Cool. You're pretty good. [gets hit by Rinoa.]
Rinoa: I'll be back in a second, watch her.
Selphie: Fine.
[Rinoa leaves, Selphie walks over and sits facing Mariye.]
Selphie: So why are you so quiet?
Mariye: Well, I've just been placed in a world where fictional
characters are real. Its just a little overwhelming.
Selphie: Oh come on, see, I'm real!
Mariye: Yeah, but I'm still not ruling out getting hit over the head
or maybe even dreaming.
Selphie: Fine. Listen, I gotta go. Want me to get help to bust you
out?
Mariye: Well sure, why not.
Selphie: Coolio, see-yah! [runs off]
Mariye: Coolio?
[Rinoa comes back in.]
Rinoa: Aaaa, where's Selphie?
Mariye: Had to go help with some committee.
Rinoa: Figures.
Mariye: And where did you go. [looks around Rinoa to the stuffed bear
she's holding.]
Rinoa: I uh, had to get something out of the drye.... hey, I don't have
to explain anything to you!
Mariye: Just making small talk. Chit chat.
Rinoa: Chit chat? You're just trying to confuse me! Shut up! [she
pulls out her Cardinal and aims it at Mariye's head. Suddenly, Zell,
Irvine, and Selphie run in. Zell and Selphie run to Mariye while
Irvine takes a rabbit out of his pocket. He pulls out his shotgun.]
Irvine: Rinoa, drop it or the cute little bunny gets it!
Mariye and Selphie: Oh no!
[Selphie and Zell untie Mariye and the three walk to the door.]
Zell: Drop it Rinoa! You know Irvine's crazy enough to do it!
Rinoa: [drops her weapon.] Oh no! Not the cute little bunny! Please
no Mr. Kinneas! [drops to her knees.] Not the bunny!
[Zell, Mariye, and Selphie get behind Irvine.]
Irvine: Nope, too late! [he shoots the bunny]
Rinoa: NOOOOOO! wait a second, where was the kaboom sound?
Irvine: [tosses the wet stuffed rabbit at her.] Dork. [Zell grabs
his squirtgun.]
Zell: Hahaha! Now you will pay Rinoa! [squirts her. Mariye, Irvine,
Zell, and Selphie run out the door and into the hall.]
Mariye: Thanks you guys. [adjusts her backpack straps.] But I have
to try to get home now. My friends and family are probably worried
about me.
Selphie: Well, how did you get here? [Mariye shrugs.]
Mariye: I dunno. She put me to sleep.
Irvine: Well, maybe we should take her to see the headmaster.
Zell: Yeah! We'll take you. We just have to follow the yellow hallway.
Mariye: Please don't start singing follow the yellow brick road with
new lyrics.
Selphie: Yellow brick road?
Irvine: Yellow brick road?
Mariye: You've never heard of the movie the Wizard of Oz?
[singing] We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz,
because because because because because, because of the wonderful
things he does.
Zell: Nope. You sing good though.
Quistis: [walks up] She sings well.
Zell: Thats what I said.
Quistis: Hello, are you a new student?
Mariye: Nope, I'm a kidnapee. Kidnapped by Rinoa, dragged here, and
now being escorted to the headmaster to try and find a way home.
Quistis: Oh, I see. Well, that explains the sack Rinoa was carrying.
:::sighs::: I hoped last time would have been the last time this
happened.
Mariye: Last time? She did this before?
Selphie: Oh yeah. You're just the first one we were able to save.
Quistis: Squall won't be able to ignore this THIS time.
Mariye: :::gulps::: What did she do to the last one?
Zell: Well, the guy before you she sent off a cliff. He drew a funny
cartoon about her she didn't like, and the girl before him wrote a
story she didn't like. We don't know what happened to her.
Selphie: I think that girl ended up in the hot dogs. [giggles.]
Zell: Seffie, that ain't funny.
Mariye: Well, that isn't too happy.
Quistis: Here, I'll call Cid down. [gets on her intercom.]
Irvine: So where you from?
Mariye: Near Chicago, in Illinois, in the USA, on the planet Earth.
Irvine: [confused.] Okay....
Mariye: [smiles] Far from here.
[an elevator opens and Cid, Squall, and Edea walk out.]
Cid: Ms. Mariye? I am very sorry.
Mariye: Hi. Its K. So any ideas about sending me home? Oh, and how
you're gonna stop Rinoa from doing this again?
Squall: [walks up and pulls out a bracelet.] We're going to put this
on her. It will stop her from using her sorceress powers.
Mariye: K, cool, EEK! [Rinoa teleports in and grabs Mariye. She pulls
her back away from the group.]
Rinoa: Now I've got you! You are so gonna pay!
Squall: Wait Rinoa! Before you spill an innocent girl's blood, let me
give you something. [walks over and puts the bracelet on her.]
Rinoa: Aww, Squall, how sweet. Wait, HEY! I can't use my power! And it
won't come off!
Squall: Really? Darn. Too bad. Listen, we're gonna drop you off at
your dad's and he's going to take you to a nice place where no one
will bother you, and where you can watch cartoons all day.
Rinoa: Really?
Squall: Yeah. Now you go with Xu, she's going to take you to your
room so you can rest up.
Rinoa: Well, okay. I'll go for you baby.
[Xu leads Rinoa away.]
Mariye: Thanks again. So now what?
Edea: I will attempt to try and send you home. Think of your home.
Everyone, back up... [waves her hands...]
*~'~*POOF!*~'~*
[everyone coughs.]
Irvine: Well, did it work?
Mariye: I don't think so. [steps out of the fog. everyone gasps.]
What?
Quistis: I don't know how to say this, but...
Selphie: Your hair turned blue and um, I'm curious, can you still see
alright?
Mariye: Yeah...
Selphie: Your glasses are gone. So she healed your eyes, but changed
your hair color and didn't send you home.
Mariye: oh. [sadly] Well, thank you for trying Edea. I want to thank
all of you for helping me.
Cid: If you'd like you can stay here. You can become a student.
Mariye: I don't want to be a bother.
Squall: I'm offering you the Commander's invitation. Please accept.
Mariye: Well, I'll try it for a few weeks.
Irvine: Cool. I needed to find a room-mate. Us non-SeeDs have to
share.
Zell: Irvine! That's low.
Quistis: But we do have co-ed dorms.
Mariye: It sounds okay. Besides, I've had to share a room with guys
before. I'll just keep the squirt gun.
Selphie: Or maybe some nunchukus.
Zell: Hey, yeah, you need a weapon and clothes. We need to take you
to Balamb to shop.
Mariye: Okay, cool. I was kind of thinking about using claws as
weapons.
Zell: What?
Mariye: Like in Phantasy Star 3+4? Mieu and Rika used claws?
Irvine: Oh yeah, I think I've heard of them.
Quistis: So Squall, shall we take the Garden to Balamb?
Squall: Of course, lets go.
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[the end]
BTW: If u want i'll make this a whole little humor series. Review and
let me know. Hey, BTW, has anyone ever noticed how similar the
Phantasy Star 4 characters and the Star Ocean 2 characters are?
(the main ones I mean, Chaz=Claude and Rika=Rena)