Nepeta checked 2 make sure that her lusus was gone. She didn't want Pounce seeing what she was about to do. Making sure that the coast was clear she pulled out a book from underneath her animal skin bed. "purrrrrfect" she purred, grinning. She opened teh book and all over the floor fell the porn. So much porn. It was teh niagra falls of porn. It covered theh floor of her cave. "aw yisss" she got out her claws and put them on. Time to party. She laid down on teh porn covered floor and rolled around. "Oh yesss so dirty meow meow" teh porn crinkled underneath her. This was better than roleplaying. Nepeta flips onto her stomach and opens one of TEH PR0NS. Karkat and Equius everywhere. Bulges. Buckets. TEH most unimaginable poses and positions. Karkat was doing a double bend over over a bucket and equius was a centaur, it was nepetas favorite porn. Teh one where hooves go places is Nepeta's second best in teh collection ((X33)). Her dirty secret. Turning to the side, she sees teh Eridan X Tavros porn. Eridan could do things with a wheelchair that would make any troll squirm and do the worm. IF only tavros could do the worm.
Her lusus suddenly came in.
"NEPETA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" pounce saw all of teh pr0nz. nepeta looked down sadly, trying to cover most of it up with her body.
"its nothing u big piece of rat dick"
"NEPETA THAT IS OBVIOUSLY EXPLICIT PORN OF UR FRIENDS WHAT THE FUCK MAN", then whispering "why didn't you share it with me? I'm hurt Nepeta. You've betrayed me"
"uh its pronounced pron u unhip loser and uhhh why the furrick would i do that u dbag" she began to gather up teh pr0nz, sweeping up big armfuls of it. she tucked it back under the pelts. "u didnt see nothin u furry ass bitch"
Pounce sighed, they would have to get a piece of it later when she wasnt around. Their massive erection could wait. For now.