Um, i was bored and writing a semi-crack fic, seemed like fun. It gets better though around the 4th chapter
Disclaimer- if I owned Naruto, then why the hell would by be writting about it, insteaad of making it inot an episode ne?
Chapter One- We meet
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
SMASH
That was the routine sound of every morning in the househol of Sakura Haruno. The very annoying alarm clock would sound, and then when her fist made contact with it, she it would make a smash sound. She involuntarily got up and walked over to the bedroom door, opened it and yelled
"Tenten, get your lazy self up , so we wont be late for school!" she shouted
"fine" she retorted
Sakura and Tenten were roommates , in Konoha. They had both lost their parents in a battle and had become best friends when they met at a moving up ceremony when they were nine. They had inherited a lot of money when their parents died. But they dint really care about money. Their house was not Hyuuga Heiress big, but it was considered a generously sized mansion to others.
She stepped into the over sized bathroom, and got ready. She was a pretty girl who had odd colored hair (pink to be exact), and brilliant green eyes. She had almost flawless skin, and perfectly aligned teeth. She wasn't fat at all, she was decent sized, with not to big, nor to small chest. She wasn't perfect, but did that stop the numerous amount of cat calls she received in
the street. Nope. Not one friken bit.
She stepped into the shower and got clean. She brushed her teeth, and combed out her pink tresses, and dressed. She wore a beige long slinky top, with a black tank top over it, a beige and denim mini skirt, black leggings, and beige fur boots. (mind you it is summer. But she really didn't care) It was said that she had strange but tasteful style.
She then went Tenten's room to see what her best friend was doing.
Not to Sakura's surprise, she was slung halfway on the bed with drool having a pleasant chat with her pillow. She took off one boot and threw it at her head. Tenten rolled over r and flopped on the ground.
"Im, up, im up" she comforted
"Yah it sue does look like it" retorted Sakura
Tenten finally got up and went to the bathroom to get ready. Tenten was a very pretty girl indeed. She had long Brown hair that she liked to keep in two buns, and brown eyes that were always filled with excitement. She got dressed and in a simple off the shoulder pinks and yellow top, and white Bermudas. She wore pink flip flops and a brown locket that accented her eyes.
"are you ready yet Tenten?" Sakura asked
"yah les go"
"Baka you have very dull memory. Hinata-chan and Neji-san are picking us up today"
"Yay, so ill, just watch some TV" shouted Tenten
She ran over to the fluffy couch and turned on the Plasma TV
"Yes…..Just in time for barney to start" she exclaimed
Sakura stood there, and shook her head blankly
DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNG-DONG
"Come on Tenten, their here." she said while opening the door.
"Hinata-chan!" she exclaimed while blindly throwing her arms around the
person
"um……..OH NO ANOTHER FAN CLUB MEMBER!!!!!!!" said a very deep voice
She froze and slowly backed up, silently hoping that Hinata had a terrible cold, and her voice temporarily sounded like Neji. She opened her eyes, and saw that sadly, it was said person.
"eh, he he he Wait what?," she laughed nervously while patting his chest in a friendly manner
"oh nothing" he smied and back away
"ok yea well sorry about that, I thought you were Hinata"
"its alright, she's in the Limo"
"Hold on a sec- TENTEN IF YOU DON'T GET UP RIGHT NOW, SO HELP ME I WILL DRAG YOU OFF AND FLING YOU TO SCHOOL DO YOU HEAR ME!!"
Tenten got up and walked to the door
"awe, but David was about to sing the raindrops song with Ashley in the School. You Sakura Haruno are a dream killer!" stated Tenten while pointing dangerously at her and stomping of near to the door.
"Baka" muttered Sakura
Neji rose an eyebrow and then shrugged, following Sakura to the Limo.
Tenten chattered the whole way there, about Barney and David. They finally got there. As they walked up to the brass doors and plate that read
KONOHA AND POWER PREPARATORY ACADEMY (KAPPA)
"Why does it have such a long name?" asked Sakura
"I don't know, it's a good thing this is our first and last year here, because there is no way, I would be able to remember that" stated Tenten
"cuz where ninja and we can do that" neji sated
"we've been going here for 3 years. We could show you around. Tenten, let me see your schedule" said Hinata
"um, sure " she replied pulling out a thin sheet of paper.
Homeroom- Anko
Home Economics-Kurenai
Gym-Gai
AP mathematics-Anko
Lunch
Indiscreplinary- kakashi
Free Period
21 technology- Asuma
Spanish-Iruka
"OMG, we got the same schedule!!" shouted Hinata, way too loudly
Her and Tenten skipped off like a couple of idiots to homeroom, leaving a completely forgotton Neji and Sakura there to look, and seriously wonder about the sanity of the world.
"that was……..interesting. Anyways, let me see your schedule" Said Neji
"no, no, its okay really-
"let me see it" he demanded
"schedule…………right…….you see, he he………….my dog, which im going to get, and going to name cookie, ate it-" she lied
"you lost it, didn't you?...never mind baka" he asked
"no, cookie at- fine yah I lost it, what's your point"
"must you make everything so difficult, ill take you to get a new one"
They walked down the halls of KAPPA together. Sakura was getting a little annoyed at the cat calls thrown at her, as was Neji. She was also, getting scared, because of the glares many girls sent her way. They found the
office, and Neji asked for a schedule for her.
After what seemed like an hour of waiting, they walked back into the halls.
"let me see it"
"um, okay, here" she said handing it over to him.
Homeroom- Kakashi
Piano- Ibiki
Biology- Jairaya
AP mathematics- Anko
Lunch
Technology arts of design engineering (TADE)
Free period
Indiscreplinary-Kakashi
Gym-Gai
"wow you must feel really smart" he said
"and why is that?"
"because we have the same exact schedule"
"wow, conceited much?" she teased
"it a level of confidence" he smiled
She stopped buy her locker only to find that Neji's locker was right across form hers. He opened his locker and was swept away by about a thousand love letters
"ow…..paper cut, it stings, ow ow ow!!!" he shouted
"ooooooh, I want to try!" she replied
She opened her locker to find………well books Neji began to luagh in his deep voice
"damn"
"Don't worry, they don't know your name yet. Once they do, you'll be worse than me" informed Neji
"you are really popular here arnt you?...now i seen what you ment earlier" she inquired
"Yah, and here comes the president of my fan club now. Her name is Ino yamanaka, annoying little runt, cant let her see me see you first period don't get lost i wanna talk more" he ran off in a hurry and disappeared
among the faces in the hallway
"Well thanks for telling me, now it makes it all the more tempting" she said while grinning evilly
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