Stupid disclaimer notice. I do NOT own Invader zim. OK? There! I said it!
Warning: there will be yaoi aka boy on boy or just boy and boy love. There will also be some yuri, which is the opposite of yaoi for all you smart people out there reading.
Let's begin! Hajimemasho yo!
Dib walked up to Zim's door. Before he could do anything, 'HI MARY!'. 'Hello, Gir. Where's your master?'
'HIIIII MARY! YOU SMELLZ LIKES PUPPIES!'
'Gir, where's…'
'MARY! YOUZ GOTZ ANY TAh-QUI-TOS?'
'What? Sigh, fine. Later, just where is your master!' Gir grabbed Dib's hand and took him to a elevator. At the bottom, Girl went running to Zim. 'Masta! MASTA! MARY'S HERE TO SEE YUUUUUU!'
'Wah? Oh! It's just you Gir. Please tell me you didn't invite a FILTHY hyuu-man into the base again!' Out of the shadow, Dib walks out. 'Hey Zim.'
'Dib-stink! Why are you inside of my base! Gir! Why did you let the Dib-stink inside our base?'
'Don't worry Zim, I'm not here to do nothing to you. I just came for this reason.' Dib balled up his fists, then said,' I am SICK and tired of being called the weird kid at school. I hate being ignored by dad, Gaz, and everyone else. I feel that I have finally come to my senses to see that humans are MORONS. I was protecting morons, zim. I just don't care anymore. If you want to take over the earth, be my guest. Just….I want to help you.'