Words From The Wise
By Dragon's Damnation
Disclaimer: I'm being wise by saying that I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.
"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog over a unicorn... In your case, never jump on a trampoline that looks like a hedgehog," Kuwabara said to Hiei, who had hedgehog spines in his rear.
"If you were truly wise, you'd shut up before I make you croak like a frog," Hiei replied irritably as Yusuke yanked out a spine.
Yusuke sighed, annoyed. "Hiei, if you were truly wise, you'd stop bickering. Go ahead, raise your blood pressure so high that these damn spines pop right out of your ass like jet planes."
Kurama looked at Kuwabara's odd expression. "Kuwabara... If you were truly wise, let off that firecracker... outside."
Kuwabara shot him a glare. "If you were truly wise, you'd realize that I don't have to fart!"
"Kuwabara," Yusuke complained, disgusted, "if you were truly wise, you'd stop talking about passing gas. It's a man's nature to—"
"Spare him, he's not a truly wise man," Hiei said.
Kuwabara ran up to Hiei and started to yell in his face.
"Hiei, if you were truly wise, you won't be scared of Kuwabara when he yells in your face," Yusuke scolded.
Hiei smirked. "I'm truly wise, for that is not my fear. His breath and hair on the other hand—"
"If you were truly wise, you'd grow a foot taller," Kuwabara hissed.
"If you were truly wise, you'd go gargle with some Listerine," Hiei retorted.
"If you were truly wise, you'd literally grow up."
"If you were truly wise, you'd call yourself pig, and name your children pork, bacon, and sizzle," Hiei said smugly.
Yusuke glared and yelled at Hiei, "If you were truly wise, you'd stop dissin' piggies!"
"If we are truly wise, then we'll stop saying if you were truly wise before everything we say," Kurama said in a pleading tone.
Hiei turned to Kuwabara. "Let cockroaches devour your soul, butt-sniffing human!"
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