AIM with the Shinra Execs

by Rookie of the Turks

Sequal to AIM with the Turks. This skit contains, Lard, hoarse laughter, Blackmail, and a deep dark secret between President Shinra and Heiddeigger..... if you like to think of it as dark XD

AIM with the Shinra Execs

Caffieneholic logged on

Caffieneholic: Hello?

Caffieneholic: Anyone here?

Kinglard logged on

Kinglard: Hey Hey hey, Reeve! Why did everyone log out last night when I got on?

QueenBitch logged on

QueenBitch: Cause noone likes you Palmer.

Kinglard: You're mean Scarlet XP Hey Reeve, guess what I got?

caffieneholic logged off

Kinglard: How rude

Baldisbeutiful logged on

Baldisbeutiful: Someone called?

QueenBitch: NO GO AWAY

Kickasspyromaniac logged on

QueenBitch: Great, Reno just logged on XP

KickassPyromaniac: Shutup Scarlet, before I shove a pink umbrella down your scrawny throat and open it up.

QueenBitch: I like to see you try

Kickasspyromaniac: Oh really now?

QueenBitch: If you do I will have you executed

Kickasspyromaniac: How can you have me executed if you're dead, stupid

QueenBitch: Cause people will see me dead and you will be the blame, ingrit.

Kickasspyromaniac: Not if I make it look like someone else did it, retard. Your're forgetting that one of the jobs the TURKS did was murder, so I'm pretty sure I can kill you dead and get away with it.

I'malive logged on

I'malive: Reno, Scarlet….. Knock off the homicidal crap.

Kickasspyromaniac: But Tseng, she started it.

QueenBitch: You're not the boss of me

I'malive: I don't care who started it. And Scarlet, I don't care if I am the boss of you or not and if I was you I would be a little nicer to me and my fellow Turks

Baldisbeutiful: …..

Kickasspyromaniac: Yes, Scarlet be nice

SergeantBwahaha logged on

Thewheelchairman logged on

QueenBitch: Maybe I will be a lil nicer to ya'll if ya'll won't act so stupid

I'malive: Just remember those pictures Scarlet

SergeantBwahaha: Bwahahaha oooooo what pics J

QueenBitch: Are you black mailing me?

BaldisBeutiful: Duh

Kickasspyromaniac: ALRIGHT TSENG! Hey wait Rude you know about the pics? I wanna see the pics?

QueenBitch: --

Thewheelchairman: Oooooo interesting! Hey Tseng, bring in the pics tomorrow at work I wanna see them J

BaldisBeutiful: I don't know what pics Tseng is talking about. I wanna see them also

Yellowdragon logged on

SergeantBwahaha: I wanna see the pics Bwahahaha

Kinglard: Lardy lardy lardy! I want some Lard! Oh yeah, prez, we need more lard!

QueenBitch: STOP ASKING BOUT THE PICS (

Yellowdragon: Hey Tseng

I'malive: Are you screaming at me and my fellow Turks or someone else? Cause if you're harassing me and the other Turks….. Well XD

QueenBitch: Ummm….. I was screaming at myself?

Yellowdragon: Better be!

Thewheelchairman: Tseng, are you goona bring those pics to work and let me see them or not?

QueenBitch: Tseng, don't you dare show those to the president (

SergeantBwahaha: Hey I wanna see those pics!

Kinglard: PREZ WE NEED TO ORDER MORE LARD!

Baldisbeutiful: My fav. Show is fixing to come on Adult Swim. See Ya'll

KickassPyromaniac: Hey, Rude waht show is that?

Yellowdragon: Reno, you mispelled "What"

BaldisBeutiful logged off

I'malive: Are you threatening me Scarlet?

Thewheelchairman: Tseng? The pics? I wanna know if you will bring them to work or not?

SergeantBwahaha: Bwahahaha Yeah Tseng, I wanna know also!

Kinglard: PREZ, WHAT ABOUT THE LARD?

QueenBitch: No……. I was…… um…. Begging?

I'malive: Thought so --

Thewheelchairman: So are you gonna bring the pics in tomorrow or not, Tseng?

I'malive: YES, president. I will bring the pics tomorrow and let you see them, ok?

SergeantBwahaha: Bwahahaha, I wanna see them too can I see them?

I'malive: I am only showing them to the president

Kickasspyromaniac: Awww, c'mon Tseng, I wanna see them too!

QueenBitch: --

KickassPyromaniac: Hey, Scarlet. Be a bitch to one of us so I can see the pics )

Thewheelchairman: XD Yay, those pics are gonna be interesting!

QueenBitch: Grrr…… I can't believe the president is gonna see those pics. You just mays well go ahead and post them on the net now.

I'malive: Maybe I will

Kickasspyromaniac: Hey, Tseng can I get a pic so I can make copies of it and post them all over the Shinra building?

QueenBitch: Noooo don't do that……………. Please?

I'malive: If she acts rude to any of us, then yea!

Thewheelchairman: Please don't vandalize my property with her pics --

SergeantBwahaha: Can I please see those pics Bwahahahaha!

I'malive: NOOOOO I AM ONLY SHOWING THEM TO THE PREZ!

Kickasspyromaniac: Hey Scarlete act rude to us! I wanna see those pics

QueenBitch logged off

Yellowdragon: Awwww I think ya'll scared her away XD LOL

Kickasspyromaniac: She won't last )

Kinglard: WE NEED TO ORDER MORE LARD PREZ!

SergeantBwahaha: Bwahahaha I hope I get to see those pics!

I'malive: Scarlete can't stay nice for long 

SergeantBwahaha: Bwahahahahahahaha indeed yes!

Kinglard: PRESIDENT ARE YOU GONNA ORDER LARD OR NOT?

Thewheelchairman: YES PALMER I'LL ORDER YOUR EFFIN LARD NOW GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT (

Kinglard: YAY XD Lardy lardy lardy !

Yellowdragon: So Tseng, is their a way I can see the pics too when you show them to the prez?

I'malive logged off

SergeantBwahaha: Bwahahahahaha I take that as a no Elena!

Yellowdragon logged off

Kinglard: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD XD

Kickasspyromaniac: You're an effin retard Plamer --

Kinglard: It's spelt "Palmer" not "Plamer" XP

SergeantBwahaha: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Indeed he is Bwahahahahaha

Thewheelchair man: Stop that stupid hoarse-laugh Heidda---- however you spell your name -- It's annoying to hear you laugh like that, but to read it also?

SergeantBwahaha: Awww, you don't like my laugh? Your daddy didn't mind XD

Thewheelchairman: I'm not my dad so knock off that stupid hoarse laugh crap --

Kickasspyromaniac: Jeez, prez. He kinda made your dad sound like he was gay or something.

Kindlard: LARD

Kinglard logged off

SergeantBwahaha: I was not Reno. I was merely stating that the president's dad like my laugh!

Kickasspyromaniac: Jee, your're making it sound worse

Thewheelchairman: Please stop talking bout my dad liking anyone's laugh --

SergeantBwahaha: How was I making it worse?

Kickasspyromaniac: By saying how the president's dad liked your laugh. Man, c'mon that is so gay.

SergeantBwahaha: It is not.

Thewheelchairman: Knock it off with my dad --

Kickasspyromaniac: Is so

SergeantBwahaha: NOT. I meant that the president's dad didn't mind me laughing cause he never said anything to me bout it

Kickasspyromaniac: Oh reaaaaaaly now? Is their anything else you did that he didn't mind? )

Thewheelchairman: KNOCK OFF WITH THIS CRAP NOW

Kickasspyromaniac: Well big H with a really long name I can't spell worth a crap? I'm waiting for the answer

SergeantBwahaha: Um…….. erm………. I have the right not to answer that --

SergeantBwahaha logged off

Kickasspyromaniac: OH MY GOODNESS HE'S EFFIN GAY oO

Thewheelchairman: WTF did he do to my dad? OO

Kickasspyromaniac: I can't believe he is gay?

Thewheelcahirman: Jee thinks Reno for bringing this gay crap up. Now I am gonna have nightmares for the rest of my darn life --

Kickasspyromaniac: I can't believe you're dad will swing that way oO

Thewheelchairman: Well I'm for one is shocked and very disturbed --

Rookie logged on

Rookie: Wow oO But hey prez look on the bright side it could have been worse

Thewheelchairman: HOW? WHAT CAN BE WORSE THAN FINDING OUT THAT MY DAD IS …………..IS……………… YOU KNOW?

Rookie: Well it could have been Hojo instead of big H XD

Thewheelchairman: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH JEE THANKS FOR SAYING THAT NOW I'M GONNA BE WONDERING WHO ALL MY DAD MESSED WITH? ACK THIS IS A TOTAL NIGHTMARE

Thewheelchairman logged off

Kickasspyromaniac: Congrats Rook. You have successfully traumatized the president

Rookie: I was only kidding oO

Kickasspyromaniac: Yeah, me too LOL

Rookie: Huh?

Kickasspyromaniac: All this gay crap was a joke LOL I knew all along what else the presidents dad liked bout big H

Rookie: What was that?

Kickasspyromaniac: He's beany baby collection! Them both is sooooo embrrasesd about collecting beany babies LOL They don't like talking bout it! Big H has the rarest kind of beany babies and Rufus's dad had the sucky collection LOL

Rookie: LOL the president's traumatized for nothing

Kickasspyromaniac logged off

Rookie: Great I'm alone XP I want to chat with someone sniffs

Scientificdrunk logged on

Rookie: Great -- Everytime I am left alone some idiot comes on XP

Scientificdrunk: Hello?

Rookie: You should really change your screen name to ScientificRetard

Scientificdrunk: WHAT! You take that back (

Rookie logged off

Scientificdrunk: Grrrrrr kids these days. Have no respect for their elders.

Scientificdrunk logged off

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