Harry Potter: Dumbledore's Workout
"What are you doing Professor Dumbledore?"
"I'm off to the Wizard Gym, Harry."
"Since when do you workout? And if we have magical powers, can't we just use a spell to be fit?"
"When you do it yourself, you get better results. Look at how well I'm doing," (Dumbledore pulls off his shirt and Harry sees a bunch of old man fatty flab.)
"Gross Professor! Higgory Pokery! (a spell to get dressed, Dumbledore is now in a pink a white polka dot dress) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dumbledore is cleaning his glasses, which he CANNNOT see a thing without.
"What is it Harry?" Dumbledore puts on his glasses, "I look even better than I ever imagined to be!"