Chapter the first
Hello!! This story is about Vegeta, in case you didn't know. It takes place about 5 months before GT which means that the Veggie in this story has the cut hair. It is about that Bulma's depressed because her family is a bunch of slobs, she's getting old and her parents die in a car wreck. Can Vegeta find some way to cheer her up? (Sometimes I refer to Vegeta as either Geeta or Veggie) DIS VEGGIE IN THIS STORY DOES NOT HAVE HIS MUSTACHE!!
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any other trademarked materials in this fanfiction.
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"Vegeta, Wake up!!" Vegeta heard from his dreams. He finally wearily blinked his eyes open and stared into the face of Bulma, his beloved wife. He saw her get up and begin throwing his clothes on the bed. "What-?" He said. "Remember? You and I are going to go shopping today!!" Bulma said. She pulled Veggie up by his arm. "So why do I hafta get up? We can go shopping anytime. Even at MIDNIGHT, for Christ's sake!!" He said. "Because your breakfast is getting cold! I made you 2 pounds of bacon, 10 eggs and 7 peices of toast, and if you dont come down now Trunks might eat it." Bulma said. Veggie began to pull his clothes on. He wore a maroon tanktop, a belt, black pants, a little black jacket and biking gloves. He finally finished and followed Bulma downstairs to meet his two wonderful children. "Good morning Bra! Good morning Trunks!!" He said. They both wearily said their good mornings back. Trunks was now 27 and about to go on 28 and he still haden't moved out. He had began hanging out with Gohan's daughter Pan a lot. And Bra was 14 and looked EXACTLY like Bulma. (I THINK she's 14. Correct me if I'm wrong.) Vegeta spoiled Bra very much. "It's obvious Bulma woke you guys up early too." Vegeta said. They both nodded and Vegeta sat down at the table in front of his meal. He shoved a bite of bacon into his mouth. "This is good, Bulma." He said. Bulma nodded her thanks and looked around at her family. Trunks was eating terribly. A glob of chewed up bacon dribbled out of his mouth and plopped back onto the plate. He shook a load of salt and pepper on top of his egg and shoved that in his mouth. "Eat like a human Trunks that's discusting!!" Bulma exclaimed. Trunks heeded no response to Bulma's plea and kept on eating like a slob. Bra wasen't eating bad, but the problem was she wasen't eating at all. She was just picking at her food sort of like how a bird would do. "Bra I can guarantee you that you won't look like one of those models anytime soon if you don't eat." Bulma said. Bra took a small bite of her bacon and continued reading her 'Cosmapolitan' magazine. Bulma looked over at Geeta last of all and it was a discusting sight. He had egg yoke and drool running out of his mouth. He also had food spread all over his arms, mouth, sideburns and forehead. He was shoveling things into his mouth like he haden't eaten in a year!! "VEGETA!! EAT LIKE A HUMAN OR I'LL SLAP YOU IN THE MOUTH!!" Bulma screeched. Vegeta paused in his pigout and looked at her. "First of all I'm not human. And second of all, I woulden't like that if you slapped me in the mouth while I'm trying to eat." He said. Bulma just started eating again. Bra threw a rag at Veggie. "This family is so slobby." She murmered. Vegeta wiped his face off and threw the rag back onto the sink. "I have good news for the family!!" Bulma shouted. Nobody looked up to listen to her advice. "I guess nobody cares?" She asked. Nobody looked up to listen to her. They just kept stuffing their faces or reading their magazines. Vegeta had the paper spread out in front of him and was struggling to read the small writing. "UFOs, puh." He said. Bulma looked up at him and laughed. "What?" He asked. "You are an alien, are you forgetting?" She asked. Vegeta spit a peice of bacon at her and continued eating. Bra dumped all of her food onto Vegeta's plate. "Oh, boy!!" He said. Bulma growled. "No, Vegeta!! If you keep eating like a pig than you'll be bigger than Goku!!" She swiped the plate away from him. "Give that back NOW, Woman!!" Vegeta hollered. Bulma got up and ran up the stairs with the plate in her hands. Vegeta snarled and went after her. Bra and Trunks stood at the foot of the stairs, looking up them. "Do you think they're gonna fight?" Bra asked. Trunks nodded. "Oh Yeah, are they gonna fight. Nobody takes dad's food away and lives to tell about it. Nobody." He said. Bra put on her headphones and headed to her room. Trunks went into his room and turned his stereo blaring so he woulden't hear his parents fight like they always had over the years.
"GIMME GIMME GIMME!!" Vegeta hollered, groping for the plate. Bulma ripped it away from his arm range. "No No NO." She said. "I dont want a fat husband I want a sexy one!!" Vegeta growled and launched himself at her. She pushed him onto the bed and he rolled off the other side. "This is gonna hurt in the morning." He groaned as he got up and launched himself at her again. He had to block his face with his arms because Bulma attempted to kick him with her higheel. It almost got him in the nose. Geeta stopped fighting for it. "You're gonna get like Goku is now if you keep eating! He's letting himself go!!" Bulma said. Vegeta stood there and thought. "Perhaps I should heed your warning." He said. He made a 'Thinking Man' pose. But when Bulma was least suspecting it he launched himself at her. "AHH!!" Bulma shouted as Vegeta grabbed the plate from her and sat in the corner. He began to eat it. "I give up." She said, throwing her hands to her sides. "I can't help my family being slobs." Vegeta looked up. "Just think of it this way. It's not your fault." He said. He finished smacking up his meal and threw the plate behind himself. He then stood up. "Let's go watch T.V or something." He said. Bulma nodded and grabbed his hand. (My Vegeta is a softy in this story because he's in GT, sorry.) They went down the stairs and found that the living room was empty. "It's empty!! That gives us some time to...snuggle." Vegeta said. Bulma was about to agree but then she remembered. "Remember? We hafta go shopping today." She said. Vegeta's eyes widened. "Oh yeah! Darnit, I guess I hafta get in the shower." He ran up the stairs and Bulma looked after him.
After Vegeta got out of the shower he stood in the mirror with no shirt shaving. (I'm drooling, seriously!!) He had a towel draped around his shoulders and he was almost done with his shaving. He heard Bulma come up and she came into the bathroom, all dressed up. "Hurry." She said. "You've already wasted 15 minutes in that shower." Vegeta striked the razor across his face one last time. He then rinsed it off and put it up, then dried his face off. He slipped his tanktop and sleeveless jacket on. "So, are we FINALLY ready?" Bulma asked. Vegeta thought. "Think so." He said. Bulma and Geeta went down the stairs and found Bra doing exersizes along with a video in the living room. "Bra your mother and I are going shopping. I think Trunks will be here with you." Vegeta said. Bra finished up one of the exersizes and said, "No, Trunks flew off with Goten and Pan." Vegeta growled at the word Pan, because he knew Trunks really liked her a lot. "O.K.. I think you're old enough to stay here alone. And could you please make a cake for me while I'm gone?" Vegeta asked. Bra sighed. "Hokay, Papa. Bye!!" Vegeta and Bulma waved and stepped out the door. "Drive or fly?" Vegeta asked. Bulma immedeantly answered 'drive' because she really hated flying and especially with Vegeta. He went too fast and was way too rough. Veggie opened the door and let her in and then flew around to his side and went in. He revved up the engine and backed out of the driveway.
They soon arrived at 'Nordstroms.' "Tell me why we're shopping again?" Vegeta asked. Bulma laughed. "Because I wanted to spend some time alone, just me and my hubby for a while. We can maybe go out to eat or something while we're out." She said. Vegeta slowley nodded and took her hand as they walked inside the store. There was a piano man playing a tune for them. "Fancy." Veggie said. Bulma nodded. "Yeah. If you would have come here with me before other than staying home than you'd be quite used to it by now." She said. Vegeta frowned as Bulma led him over to a rack of clothes. They were the normal, whorish type selection. "Bulma... don't you think you're a little...MATURE to wear stuff that your cleavage shows? I mean, I may like it but other men might think it's offense. Or maybe a bad omen or something." Vegeta said. He then snickered. Bad Omen? What had he meant by that? "Oh, shut up. And I think you may be right. I'm in the mood for DRESS shopping right now." Bulma said. She then led him over to the dresses. "Oh, aren't they pretty?" She asked Vegeta, pulling out one. It was a...Cleavage showing one and it was sparkly blue. "No likey." Vegeta said. He pulled out one that looked school girl type with a white top and plaid skirt. "This." He said. Bulma scowled at it. "That? But that's so BORING!! And it doesen't show off my beautiful body at all, it's not low cut! And it's not tight either." She said. Veggie got his feelings hurt. "Beleive me you don't need to show off your 'beautiful body' at all." He said. "Oh, and what makes you think you can show off your own?" Bulma asked. Vegeta looked down at his extremly tight shirt and even tighter pants. "Because I'm not letting myself go!" He said, but immedeantly covered his mouth. It had just slipped out!! "LETTING MYSELF GO??!!" Bulma hollered, right in my Veggie's face. Vegeta recoiled. Bulma grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him as she yelled in his face. "I AM NOT LETTING MYSELF GO YOU RUDE IMBOSEL!! I'M NOT GETTING OLD!! I'M STILL AS PRETTY AND BUSTY AS I'LL EVER BE!!" She yelled. Vegeta gulped. He was scared of her when she got this angry!! "Yes, you're still pretty, Bulma.... It's just that you're too..middle aged to be wearing stuff like that!!" Veggie said, putting an arm around her. Bulma looked up into his eyes with tears in them... and she slapped him. "Ow! Jesus Pleesus!!" He said. He rubbed his cheek that smarted something awful. A bunch of people stared and began to laugh. "Oh, I'm sorry Veggie! It just slipped out. Hey I know you really were just stating your opinion... and you may be right. Let's just shop without fighting, alright?" Bulma said. Vegeta nodded and flashed the finger at the girls who were laughing at them. "Now how about this?" Bulma asked as she showed him the same little skirt and shirt Vegeta had offered her. "Yes." Vegeta said. Bulma hung it over her arm. "Come on. Let's find you a new jacket or something." They walked to the men's section and Bulma fell in LOVE with a pair of overalls. "NO!!" Vegeta said. "There is no way in HELL that you are making me put myself in OVERALLS." Bulma sadly put it up. "Oh. That's right, I forgot. You choose to dress so that every girl in West City gets an eye at you." She said. She began looking again. Vegeta mumbled something horrible behind her back and she didn't even want to know what it was. "This?" She asked, showing him some jeans. "Don't wear jeans." Vegeta said, shaking his head. Bulma showed him some tye dye spandex. "EEW! You know I don't like bright colors." Veggie complained. Bulma showed him practically everything in the store and he had a different complaint about it. "O.K., fine. Let's just go check out." Bulma said. They walked into the lines and waited. She heard a ,"Hey, old lady!! Let me cut or I'll make your wrinkles even worse.' Bulma whirled around and saw a punky looking man behind her. She turned around to talk to Veggie but Vegeta was over looking at the belts. He was in her plain sight but too far away to talk to. "Lady, what did I say?" The man said again. Bulma frowed. "You have no right to talk to me that way!! My husband will woop your @$$ for that!!" She said. "Oh, your husband? Is he as old and decrepit as you? I'm so scared." The punk said. Bulma pointed to Vegeta. "That muscular man over there." She said. The punk looked over. "Oh, him. I'll bet he's not your husband. I'll bet you're just saying that to get me to leave you alone, aren't you lady?" The punk said. That was Bulma's last straw. "VEGETA!!" She yelled. Vegeta was at her side in a split second. "Punch him. He called me old." Bulma said. Vegeta socked the man across the face.
When they got home Bulma ran directly up into the room to go change. Vegeta smelt the smell of cake that had just came out of the oven from the kitchen so he went over and took a look at it. There was a note by it from Bra that said she had went out with some friends. Vegeta stuck a fist in the cake and got a handfull then shoved it into his mouth. It wasen't bad, as a matter of fact it was delicious. "Mm." He said. Then he realized something. Neither of the children were home, giving Bulma and him plenty of time to... "BULMAAAAAAAA!!" Vegeta hollered, as loud as he could. Bulma raced down the steps in a pair of shorts and her shirt. "What Veggie? I was just about to do something." She said. 'Bulma, neither of the kids are here! That gives us lots of time to get on the couch and snuggle!!" Vegeta said, rubbing his hands together. Bulma stared down at him for a second and then said, 'Don't feel like it.' Then she started up the stairs. Vegeta's mouth dropped open. He then zipped up the stairs and intercepted her. "Don't feel like snuggling? Why not?" Vegeta asked. Bulma laughed. "I just don't, see!! Maybe tonight or something. I promise." She said. She then brushed past him and Vegeta was left looking after her. He lost his footing and fell down the stairs from the shock of what she had just told him. "Veggie!!" Bulma hollered, going after him. She helped him to sit up. "Are you O.K?" Vegeta shook his head. "Yes, I',m O.K... I'm just gonna go and uh...sleep?" He said, as he zipped up the stairs and into the bed. Bulma came up and tucked him in. "Have a nice nap." She said. She then sat by him on the bed. "Why do you hafta watch me while I sleep?" Vegeta asked. "OH, I just want to because...... you look so... CUTE when you sleep!!! Yeah, that's it." Bulma said. Vegeta closed his eyes and pertended to be trying to fall asleep. When Bulma thought he was asleep she got up and went into the bathroom. Vegeta peeked his eyes open to see what she was doing. He saw that she had some kind of cream. But what was it? He then noticed... IT WAS WRINKLE CREAM!! "BULMA!!" He hollered. Bulma dropped the container of wrinkle cream in shock at the sound of Vegeta's voice. "VEGETA!! Uh, did you have a nice two minute nap?" She asked. Vegeta sat up. "What are you DOING? You don't need that wrinkle cream!! You're PRETTY!!" He said. Bulma screwed the lid of the wrinkle cream back on the container. "I know!! But I'm old and my family is all slobs!!" She cried, shutting the door. Vegeta heard her begin to bawl. He tried to open the door but it was locked. "Come on, Bulma!! Open up for your Veggie? Please?" He asked. "NO!" Bulma yelled, and bawled even harder. "Hormones." Vegeta said, exiting the room. He hovered down the stairs and lay down on the couch, where he turned T.V. on. It was the movie 'Moulin Rouge'. He knew Bulma liked it a lot because of the singing so he decided to try it out for himself. He thought the woman on there was pretty so he grabbed a soda, lay back down on the couch and watched.
Bulma finally got enough nerve to come down the stairs a little bit later to see Vegeta on the couch watching something. She decided to sneak up on unexpecting Vegeta. She tiptoed over but Vegeta sensed her presence. "Bulma, what are you doing?" He asked, without even turning around. "Trying to scare me, huh?" Bulma walked over and stood by him. "I want to sit with you." She said. Vegeta crunched his legs up. "Be my guest." He said. He took a drink of the soda and gave a long sigh. Bulma saw that he looked depressed about something; probably about herself. "Uh, Vegeta, can you like...press yourself against the back of the couch so I can lay here with you?" Bulma asked. Vegeta backed up against the back of the couch and stretched his legs out. Bulma managed to squeeze onto the couch beside him. She accidently fell off. "Ah! Are you O.K?" Vegeta asked, offering a hand. Bulma took it and stood up. "Yes, thank you." She said. She decided not to try climbing on the couch beside him again!! "Can I lay on top of you?" She asked. Vegeta's eyes widened. "UH... sure!!!" He said. (Note: This part does NOT get nasty. They are not naked, they are not having sex. They are fully clothed. Bulma is simply laying on top of him for the fun of it. She is not doing anything, nor impliying it. Thank you for your time!!) She lay down on top of him and placed her head on his chest. "What are you watching?" She asked. She looked at the movie and it didn't seem familer. "Oh, first it was Moulin Rouge and now I'm not sure what it is." Vegeta said. "It's interesting though. Keeps my attention." It was some western flick. "Turn it off." Bulma said. "Why?" Vegeta inquired. Bulma grabbed the push and turned the T.V off. "Because I feel like 'Snuggling' as you call it now." She said. She grabbed the bottom of his tanktop as if to strip it off. "No! I don't feel like it anymore." Vegeta said. It was now Bulma's turn to be surprised. "DON'T FEEL LIKE SNUGGLING?!" She yelled. Vegeta sheepishly nodded and turned his head. "I know!! It's a shame, huh?" He said. Bulma crossed her arms. "There must be some reason why you aren't...... you know." She said. Vegeta shook his head. "No reason. I'm just not in the mood." He said. "First you weren't, now I'm not. Pretty ironic, isn't it?" Bulma frowned and jumped off him. "I'm making us some lemonade and then we're going to sit out on the balconey together to drink it. OK?" She said. Veggie slowley nodded. Bulma walked into the kitchen and Geeta sat up. He felt wet spots on his tanktop where Bulma had drooled. Pretty discusting. "Bulma?!" He said, going into the kitchen. He saw Bulma taking out a little container that said, 'Country Time.' "Yes, dear?" She asked. Vegeta put a hand behind his neck, the normal 'im a dumb male and i don't know what to say' sign. "Uh, Geeta wants to go somewhere." He said. Bulma was about to get a spoon out but she froze. "You're doing it!!" She said. Vegeta shrugged. "HUh?" He said. "Your referring to yourself third person!! You only do that when you want to have sex!!" Bulma said. Vegeta's cheeks turned beet red. "No, now that's not true..." He said. Bulma walked over to him and took his hand. "Look- where does 'Geeta want to go?'" She asked. Vegeta looked up but was averting his pupils from hers. "Oh... just out. To escape from something." He said. Bulma slowley nodded. "Like... to escape from me? To escape from my lemonade?" She asked. Vegeta wildy shook his head. "Oh, no!! I'll drink your lemonade before I go out because you went through all the labor to make it." He said. Bulma nodded and continued making it. Geeta all the sudden hoped some citric juice landed itself in her eye but he coulden't imagine why. "Hurry." He said. "Geeta wants to go out FAST." Bulma rolled her eyes. "O.K, O.K. Here." She said. She handed him a cup of lemonade. Vegeta took a drink. "Yummy!" He said. He and Bulma went out onto the balconey to drink it. They sat down at the little table. "Now tell me Veggie...where do you want to go?" Bulma asked. Vegeta twirled a finger about in his lemonade. "I want to go to the fitness room to just think a little bit." He said. "And I want to go ALONE." He had very much stressed that he wanted to go alone and only that. "Well... O.k! But won't you feel guilty? My parents are on a trip so I'll be the only one here since the kids are gone!! I'll be lonely!!"
Vegeta took a napkin and wrote something on it. It said, "Hello Bulma." on it. "What's this?" Bulma asked. "So you won't be 'lonely.'" Vegeta said. He gulped down the last of the lemonade and powered up. "Bye!! Geeta will stop by- I will stop by the jewelry store and get you a diamond or something." He then flew off to the fitness center.
The smell inside the fitness center was just revolting. It was that of onions and cornchips because of all the sweating. "They need some Right Guard." said Vegeta, taking off his tanktop to expose his sexy sexy body. Many men looked up to him as wishing they could have a body as sexy as he. Instead of working out on the little weight lifter thingy for your legs he just sat on it. He had too many things rushing about his mind, like where Bra had gone. She had claimed she was going out with friends but could one be a boyfriend? Was he hot? Was he a stupid one who would sex his daughter up on the first date? And would Trunks decide to get hot and heavy with Pan? Just too many questions to count. "Hey buddy, if you're not gonna use the machine than let someone else use it." Vegeta heard in a sexy feminine voice. He looked up and was looking into the face of a young and beautiful girl. "Uh-UH- Vegeta will get up." He said. Had this girl known his secret she probably would have slapped him in the mouth. Vegeta sat on a bench and ordered a soda out of the machine. Something didn't feel right; like something was going to happen. Something was going to happen TO HIS FAMILY. But what??? He took a drink of the soda and got to thinking about Bulma. She would be lonely! Poor Bulma! But Geeta wanted some time alone to think about Bra and stuff.
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"Im HOME!" Trunks shouted through the house. Bulma heard his voice and then thought, Darn! I was hoping he'd wait and give me and Vegeta some time to snuggle!! Trunks threw his bag onto the couch and headed tworeds his room. Good. Bulma thought. Geeta had been gone about 30 minutes now and she had been getting bored from him not being there to entertain her. Then she got a phone call. "Hello?" She said. Trunks walked into the kitchen just as she was on the phone. He heard her in hysterics and turned around. "Mom?" He asked. But Bulma didn't answer. She was too busy talking to the man on the phone. Trunks grabbed a peice of ham and began to secretly watch Bulma rip at her hair and such. She hollered such a horrible yowl that Trunks thought his eardrums would burst. "Christ's Sake, shut up!!" He mumbled, and went upstairs back to his room.
Geeta had just bought a nice crystal vace from the Mikasa shop. It was very pretty and he thought Bulma would really like it. She'd be happy with him for years!! Vegeta powered up and began to fly tworeds his house being very careful not to drop the vase. He didn't want to hafta head back to the Mikasa shop!! He finally landed in front of the Capsule Corporation door and opened it. But what happened was something he wasen't really expecting. Bulma ran up to him really fast and seized him about the waist, not noticing the crystal in his hands. It fell to the floor and broke. Bulma buried her head into Veggie's chest. Vegeta noticed she was screaming and yelling and crying. "Hello Bulma?" He said. "What's wrong?" It took Bulma a long time to get the strength up to talk. But when she talked it came out in short breaths. "Mom and Dad are dead." She said, all jerky like. She then screamed into Vegeta's chest again. Vegeta tried to comfort her but that wasen't exactly one of his strong points. "Uh... It's O.K. They were old, decrepit, and ready to die." Vegeta said. Bulma screamed louder and Vegeta had to cringe. He looked down at the shattered crystal all over the floor. Would he hafta pick it up or not? He sure hoped not. "Um.... I brought you a-" He was inturrupted by another high-pitched scream into his chest. "Uh, Bulma I brought you a-" She grabbed him about the neck and hugged him as tight as she could. Vegeta had to gasp for breath. "Bulma, I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT!!" He hollered. This time it got her attention. "You did?" She said, tears in her voice. She pulled away from Veggie and saw the mess on the floor. "Oh, no! Is this it?" She asked, wiping another bout of tears from her eyes. Vegeta nodded. "Yes, that WAS it." He replied.
Bulma sniffled. "I'm so sorry... I just didn't notice you were holding it." She said. Vegeta pouted fakely. "It's O.K though. And your O.K, right? No more crying?" Bulma stared into his eyes, and her face screwed up, and she CRIED. Vegeta gave her a big Veggie hug. He decided not to say anything because THAT was the very thing he was best at.
That night, Vegeta and Bulma were leaning up in bed reading. The little lamp was on, and Vegeta saw that Bulma was reading some kind of motivational book. "Are you sure you're O.K?" Vegeta asked, then he yawned. He was very tired. "Uh huh." Bulma said. She put a book mark in the book and closed it. She was about to turn off the lamp but Vegeta stopped her. "Wanna snuggle?" He asked. Bulma looked at him and frowned at him in the most horrible face she could muster. "You're asking me if I wanna snuggle when my parents just died today?" Bulma asked. Vegeta was sad and he layed down. When Bulma turned off the light she heard from the darkness, ' Vegeta can't sleep.' and she realized he was...the terrible 'H' word. "Oh god, Vegeta!!" Bulma said. "Are you always turned on?" She rolled over and didn't face him anymore. Poor Vegeta. He got his feelings hurt. He rolled over himself and closed his eyes but when he did horrible visions filled his head. Of monsters and horrible beings! His eyes snapped open. "Ah!" He said. "What now? Didn't we confirm that there are no one eyed one horned flying purple people under this bed?" Bulma asked. "Vegeta knows that." Vegeta said. He was still as horny as hell. "Snuggling will make you feel better!!" Vegeta said. "Then you won't be thinking about your parents being dead, you'll be thinking like...... uh.... happy thoughts?" "Shut up." Bulma said, closing her eyes. Vegeta tried to close his eyes but the horrible visions filled his head again. This time it was worse, with a big old monster about to bite off his head. His eyes popped open and he realized just how badly he wanted to snuggle. "Bulma, Snuggle with Geeta!!" Vegeta said. "NO." was Bulma's response. "Girl, Imma RAPE you." Vegeta joked. Bulma was silent for a minute. "O.K, fine. But not too wild." She said. And they snuggled. And we're not going to spy on them because that would be rude, so let's just skip ahead to the next morning.
The next morning, Geeta woke to find that BULMA WAS GONE OUT OF BED!! But that just meant she was making breakfast, so he got dressed really fast and hovered down the stairs. "Good morning!!" He yelled. But the scene wasen't as he expected. Bulma was at the kitchen table with her head in her hands, Trunks was picking at a bowl of cereal and Bra was scribbling on a peice of paper. He got no 'good mornings' back from anybody. "Hello? Are you all deaf?" Veggie asked. Nobody looked up so Vegeta walked up to Bulma. "Want my food." He said. She still didn't look up. "Food? Please?" Geeta asked again. This time she did look up but she looked like she haden't slept the past night at all. Her eyes were red and puffy from crying and her cheeks were streaked with tears. "OH, No..." Vegeta said. He decided just to let her be and make his very own breakfast. He got himself some cereal and began to eat it slowley. Bulma then realized he had made his own. "You didn't hafta make it, honey. I would have if you would have told me again. Sorry." She said. "No. I can make my own breakfast when the occasion calls for it." said Geeta. He took a big old bite of cereal. Some milk slid off of the spoon and ran down his chin. Bulma shook her head in discrace. "Slobs. My whole family is made up of slobs." She mumbled. Then she burst into tears, about her family, her parents, and her wrinkles. She was as miserable as hell right now. "Oh god. Will she EVER shut up?" Vegeta heard Trunks say. This sparked something in Geeta. "Trunks, you fag, go back up to your room." He said. "NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!" Trunks hollered, running up to his room and slamming his door. Geeta stared after him and snickered at Trunks' antics. Then he walked over to Bulma, still smacking a bite of 'Honey Bunches of Oats.' "BULMA?" He said. A blob of cereal fell from his mouth and landed in Bulma's hair. Bulma was discusted. "EEW, VEGGIE!! SIT YOUR FAT @$$ DOWN AND LEAVE ME ALONE!! I DON'T NEED YOUR SYMPATHY AT ALL!!" She shouted. Vegeta got his feelings hurt. He sat down in the chair next to her and sniffled. He pouted. "You took my sympathy last night." He said, raising his eyebrows. Bulma slapped his so hard he was seeing stars crazy actin. "DEEEEAAH!!" He said. "Dont you talk about our sex life in front of our kids!" Bulma said. "We do ALL the time." Veggie said. He earned a thunk in the ear. "VEGGIE'S EAR!!" He shouted. He did Baby face. But he was doing it fake, so no tears came out. It looked really cute. Bulma realized this but she tried not to give in. (I have this same problem with my nephew.) Veggie sniffled and squeezed his eyes to make a fake tear roll down his CUTE face and fall into his cereal. Bulma felt sympathy for Veggie. Vegeta was about to get up to get some more cereal but his foot caught on the chair and he fell. "VEGGIE'S FACE!!" He screamed. He was horny again.
Vegeta was sitting in the recliner enjoying a game of football.Football was always something he enjoyed watching every Sunday. "Bulma, I want some popcorn!!" He hollered. But after 5 minutes there was still no Bulma. "Woman!!" He screamed. Still no Bulma. He got up and marched into the kitchen. He saw that Bulma had managed to pull out a bag of popcorn but then she had broke down and began to cry when she was about to put it into the microwave. Vegeta walked over and yanked a strand of her hair playfully. "Didja hurt yourself?" He asked, snickering. Bulma slapped at him. "NO, I didn't hurt myself. I was just thinking about how all you do is eat all the time!!" She said. "You just EAT AND EAT AND EAT!!" Vegeta grumbled. She was such a nagger; always nagging about something different. And if she nagged about the same thing it made you want to kill her. " Well, I'm a saiyan. I have the capibility to eat and eat and eat and never get fat." Vegeta said. Bulma snickered at that. "Yeah right. Look at yourself. Your beginning to get a potbelly and you have love handles!! Never get fat...puh." She said. Vegeta made the most horrible face he had ever made. "POTBELLY? LOVE HANDLES? I DO NOT HAVE A POTBELLY AND LOVE HANDLES!!" He hollered, right in her face. Bulma laughed. "Yeah right. You just don't look at yourself the way you should. All you see in yourself is big muscles and a nice @$$." She said. Vegeta looked down. And what he saw really alarmed him. He really DID have a little bit of a bulge.... and a little bit of love handles... "Gosh, you're right for once." Vegeta said. "I guess I am eating to much....or is it training too little? Too bad, I guess I hafta train more and never pay any attention to my family..." "NO!! NOT THAT!!" Bulma screamed, grabbing his leg. Geeta kicked her off. "Well, that's what it comes down to if you say I'm getting too fat...." He said. Bulma shook her head. "NO!! You're fine!! Your skinny!" She yelled. Vegeta smiled. That was what he wanted to hear. "You know, I think it's that time of the month for you." He said. "That's why you've been bawling so much. Hm. I didn't think you could do that anymore." Bulma growled. "THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!! AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION MY PARENTS JUST DIED YESTERDAY!!" She yelled. Veggie backed up. "I think I need to go and make some phone calls." He said. He ran out, but Bulma grabbed him by the jacket and almost tripped him. "What do you want, leech woman?" Vegeta asked. "I want to know what you're calling!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta shook her off. "Nobody that's your buisness....yet." He said. He flew up into their room, then shut and locked the door. Bulma stared up at the room and then thought he was calling Bali Total Fitness or something. She just left it at that.
"Hello? Is this clown college?" Vegeta asked. "Yes." said the person at the end of the phone. Vegeta smiled. "Very well. I need to call and see if I can enroll two people, by the names of Vegeta Breifs and Bulma Breifs." He heard pages turning as the person at the end of the phone searched for an opening. "Yeah, sure you guys can enroll." said the person. "It'll cost you though." "Yeah, Yeah, I don't care how much it costs. When do I come in?" Vegeta asked. The person told him and Vegeta put the phone back on it's cradle. "BULMA!" He yelled, coming out of his room. "What?" Bulma asked. She was watching exersize videos and following along with Bra. "I have good news! I just enrolled the both of us in CLOWN COLLEGE!!" Vegeta said. Bulma's eyes widened. "WHAT?! CLOWN COLLEGE?!!" She hollered. Vegeta nodded happily, only to be jumped on and knocked on his back. "Get off me woman!!" He yelled. "CLOWN COLLEGE? WHY DID YOU ENROLL US IN CLOWN COLLEGE??!" She asked, yanking poor Vegeta's hair. Geeta cringed. "Because... your unhappy and clowns make people HAPPY!" He said. He managed to buck her off of his back.
"I don't care if they make people happy! Argh, this is the stupidest thing you've ever done." Bulma said. She sat on the couch and basked in her own miserablness. "Aren't you even gonna try it?" Vegeta asked. "NO." Bulma said. "Now shut up and go away. I don't want to talk to you right now." Veggie got his feelings hurt. He wasen't gonna let her talk to him this way. "Listen here, woman, I went through all the trouble of calling that stupid human and enrolling in that thing, so if I hafta drag you out the door you're coming to clown college with me!!" He said. Bulma growled up at him. He growled right back at her. Then, unexpectidly she lashed out a foot and booted Veggie in the tummy. "AACCKKK*Gurgle*" Vegeta said. Spit flew out of his mouth. He was surprised that she'd even think about kicking him!! "Bulma, I'm going to-" He said. Before he could say anything she grabbed his arm and sunk her fingernails in. "YYYYYAAAHHHH!!" Vegeta hollered. He whirled around. He saw Bulma had a steakknife raised above her head and was planning on using it. "DDAAAH!" Vegeta hollered, in a shaky voice. Bulma advanced on him with an evil look on her face. Geeta flew up to the ceiling and kicked at her. "But clown college will be happy and fun!!" He yelled.Bulma swiped the knife at his feet. Vegeta drew them up to his chest but doing this caused him to fall from the air. Bulma pointed the knife at him as if she was going to syab him.
Hello!! This story is about Vegeta, in case you didn't know. It takes place about 5 months before GT which means that the Veggie in this story has the cut hair. It is about that Bulma's depressed because her family is a bunch of slobs, she's getting old and her parents die in a car wreck. Can Vegeta find some way to cheer her up? (Sometimes I refer to Vegeta as either Geeta or Veggie) DIS VEGGIE IN THIS STORY DOES NOT HAVE HIS MUSTACHE!!
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any other trademarked materials in this fanfiction.
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"Vegeta, Wake up!!" Vegeta heard from his dreams. He finally wearily blinked his eyes open and stared into the face of Bulma, his beloved wife. He saw her get up and begin throwing his clothes on the bed. "What-?" He said. "Remember? You and I are going to go shopping today!!" Bulma said. She pulled Veggie up by his arm. "So why do I hafta get up? We can go shopping anytime. Even at MIDNIGHT, for Christ's sake!!" He said. "Because your breakfast is getting cold! I made you 2 pounds of bacon, 10 eggs and 7 peices of toast, and if you dont come down now Trunks might eat it." Bulma said. Veggie began to pull his clothes on. He wore a maroon tanktop, a belt, black pants, a little black jacket and biking gloves. He finally finished and followed Bulma downstairs to meet his two wonderful children. "Good morning Bra! Good morning Trunks!!" He said. They both wearily said their good mornings back. Trunks was now 27 and about to go on 28 and he still haden't moved out. He had began hanging out with Gohan's daughter Pan a lot. And Bra was 14 and looked EXACTLY like Bulma. (I THINK she's 14. Correct me if I'm wrong.) Vegeta spoiled Bra very much. "It's obvious Bulma woke you guys up early too." Vegeta said. They both nodded and Vegeta sat down at the table in front of his meal. He shoved a bite of bacon into his mouth. "This is good, Bulma." He said. Bulma nodded her thanks and looked around at her family. Trunks was eating terribly. A glob of chewed up bacon dribbled out of his mouth and plopped back onto the plate. He shook a load of salt and pepper on top of his egg and shoved that in his mouth. "Eat like a human Trunks that's discusting!!" Bulma exclaimed. Trunks heeded no response to Bulma's plea and kept on eating like a slob. Bra wasen't eating bad, but the problem was she wasen't eating at all. She was just picking at her food sort of like how a bird would do. "Bra I can guarantee you that you won't look like one of those models anytime soon if you don't eat." Bulma said. Bra took a small bite of her bacon and continued reading her 'Cosmapolitan' magazine. Bulma looked over at Geeta last of all and it was a discusting sight. He had egg yoke and drool running out of his mouth. He also had food spread all over his arms, mouth, sideburns and forehead. He was shoveling things into his mouth like he haden't eaten in a year!! "VEGETA!! EAT LIKE A HUMAN OR I'LL SLAP YOU IN THE MOUTH!!" Bulma screeched. Vegeta paused in his pigout and looked at her. "First of all I'm not human. And second of all, I woulden't like that if you slapped me in the mouth while I'm trying to eat." He said. Bulma just started eating again. Bra threw a rag at Veggie. "This family is so slobby." She murmered. Vegeta wiped his face off and threw the rag back onto the sink. "I have good news for the family!!" Bulma shouted. Nobody looked up to listen to her advice. "I guess nobody cares?" She asked. Nobody looked up to listen to her. They just kept stuffing their faces or reading their magazines. Vegeta had the paper spread out in front of him and was struggling to read the small writing. "UFOs, puh." He said. Bulma looked up at him and laughed. "What?" He asked. "You are an alien, are you forgetting?" She asked. Vegeta spit a peice of bacon at her and continued eating. Bra dumped all of her food onto Vegeta's plate. "Oh, boy!!" He said. Bulma growled. "No, Vegeta!! If you keep eating like a pig than you'll be bigger than Goku!!" She swiped the plate away from him. "Give that back NOW, Woman!!" Vegeta hollered. Bulma got up and ran up the stairs with the plate in her hands. Vegeta snarled and went after her. Bra and Trunks stood at the foot of the stairs, looking up them. "Do you think they're gonna fight?" Bra asked. Trunks nodded. "Oh Yeah, are they gonna fight. Nobody takes dad's food away and lives to tell about it. Nobody." He said. Bra put on her headphones and headed to her room. Trunks went into his room and turned his stereo blaring so he woulden't hear his parents fight like they always had over the years.
"GIMME GIMME GIMME!!" Vegeta hollered, groping for the plate. Bulma ripped it away from his arm range. "No No NO." She said. "I dont want a fat husband I want a sexy one!!" Vegeta growled and launched himself at her. She pushed him onto the bed and he rolled off the other side. "This is gonna hurt in the morning." He groaned as he got up and launched himself at her again. He had to block his face with his arms because Bulma attempted to kick him with her higheel. It almost got him in the nose. Geeta stopped fighting for it. "You're gonna get like Goku is now if you keep eating! He's letting himself go!!" Bulma said. Vegeta stood there and thought. "Perhaps I should heed your warning." He said. He made a 'Thinking Man' pose. But when Bulma was least suspecting it he launched himself at her. "AHH!!" Bulma shouted as Vegeta grabbed the plate from her and sat in the corner. He began to eat it. "I give up." She said, throwing her hands to her sides. "I can't help my family being slobs." Vegeta looked up. "Just think of it this way. It's not your fault." He said. He finished smacking up his meal and threw the plate behind himself. He then stood up. "Let's go watch T.V or something." He said. Bulma nodded and grabbed his hand. (My Vegeta is a softy in this story because he's in GT, sorry.) They went down the stairs and found that the living room was empty. "It's empty!! That gives us some time to...snuggle." Vegeta said. Bulma was about to agree but then she remembered. "Remember? We hafta go shopping today." She said. Vegeta's eyes widened. "Oh yeah! Darnit, I guess I hafta get in the shower." He ran up the stairs and Bulma looked after him.
After Vegeta got out of the shower he stood in the mirror with no shirt shaving. (I'm drooling, seriously!!) He had a towel draped around his shoulders and he was almost done with his shaving. He heard Bulma come up and she came into the bathroom, all dressed up. "Hurry." She said. "You've already wasted 15 minutes in that shower." Vegeta striked the razor across his face one last time. He then rinsed it off and put it up, then dried his face off. He slipped his tanktop and sleeveless jacket on. "So, are we FINALLY ready?" Bulma asked. Vegeta thought. "Think so." He said. Bulma and Geeta went down the stairs and found Bra doing exersizes along with a video in the living room. "Bra your mother and I are going shopping. I think Trunks will be here with you." Vegeta said. Bra finished up one of the exersizes and said, "No, Trunks flew off with Goten and Pan." Vegeta growled at the word Pan, because he knew Trunks really liked her a lot. "O.K.. I think you're old enough to stay here alone. And could you please make a cake for me while I'm gone?" Vegeta asked. Bra sighed. "Hokay, Papa. Bye!!" Vegeta and Bulma waved and stepped out the door. "Drive or fly?" Vegeta asked. Bulma immedeantly answered 'drive' because she really hated flying and especially with Vegeta. He went too fast and was way too rough. Veggie opened the door and let her in and then flew around to his side and went in. He revved up the engine and backed out of the driveway.
They soon arrived at 'Nordstroms.' "Tell me why we're shopping again?" Vegeta asked. Bulma laughed. "Because I wanted to spend some time alone, just me and my hubby for a while. We can maybe go out to eat or something while we're out." She said. Vegeta slowley nodded and took her hand as they walked inside the store. There was a piano man playing a tune for them. "Fancy." Veggie said. Bulma nodded. "Yeah. If you would have come here with me before other than staying home than you'd be quite used to it by now." She said. Vegeta frowned as Bulma led him over to a rack of clothes. They were the normal, whorish type selection. "Bulma... don't you think you're a little...MATURE to wear stuff that your cleavage shows? I mean, I may like it but other men might think it's offense. Or maybe a bad omen or something." Vegeta said. He then snickered. Bad Omen? What had he meant by that? "Oh, shut up. And I think you may be right. I'm in the mood for DRESS shopping right now." Bulma said. She then led him over to the dresses. "Oh, aren't they pretty?" She asked Vegeta, pulling out one. It was a...Cleavage showing one and it was sparkly blue. "No likey." Vegeta said. He pulled out one that looked school girl type with a white top and plaid skirt. "This." He said. Bulma scowled at it. "That? But that's so BORING!! And it doesen't show off my beautiful body at all, it's not low cut! And it's not tight either." She said. Veggie got his feelings hurt. "Beleive me you don't need to show off your 'beautiful body' at all." He said. "Oh, and what makes you think you can show off your own?" Bulma asked. Vegeta looked down at his extremly tight shirt and even tighter pants. "Because I'm not letting myself go!" He said, but immedeantly covered his mouth. It had just slipped out!! "LETTING MYSELF GO??!!" Bulma hollered, right in my Veggie's face. Vegeta recoiled. Bulma grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him as she yelled in his face. "I AM NOT LETTING MYSELF GO YOU RUDE IMBOSEL!! I'M NOT GETTING OLD!! I'M STILL AS PRETTY AND BUSTY AS I'LL EVER BE!!" She yelled. Vegeta gulped. He was scared of her when she got this angry!! "Yes, you're still pretty, Bulma.... It's just that you're too..middle aged to be wearing stuff like that!!" Veggie said, putting an arm around her. Bulma looked up into his eyes with tears in them... and she slapped him. "Ow! Jesus Pleesus!!" He said. He rubbed his cheek that smarted something awful. A bunch of people stared and began to laugh. "Oh, I'm sorry Veggie! It just slipped out. Hey I know you really were just stating your opinion... and you may be right. Let's just shop without fighting, alright?" Bulma said. Vegeta nodded and flashed the finger at the girls who were laughing at them. "Now how about this?" Bulma asked as she showed him the same little skirt and shirt Vegeta had offered her. "Yes." Vegeta said. Bulma hung it over her arm. "Come on. Let's find you a new jacket or something." They walked to the men's section and Bulma fell in LOVE with a pair of overalls. "NO!!" Vegeta said. "There is no way in HELL that you are making me put myself in OVERALLS." Bulma sadly put it up. "Oh. That's right, I forgot. You choose to dress so that every girl in West City gets an eye at you." She said. She began looking again. Vegeta mumbled something horrible behind her back and she didn't even want to know what it was. "This?" She asked, showing him some jeans. "Don't wear jeans." Vegeta said, shaking his head. Bulma showed him some tye dye spandex. "EEW! You know I don't like bright colors." Veggie complained. Bulma showed him practically everything in the store and he had a different complaint about it. "O.K., fine. Let's just go check out." Bulma said. They walked into the lines and waited. She heard a ,"Hey, old lady!! Let me cut or I'll make your wrinkles even worse.' Bulma whirled around and saw a punky looking man behind her. She turned around to talk to Veggie but Vegeta was over looking at the belts. He was in her plain sight but too far away to talk to. "Lady, what did I say?" The man said again. Bulma frowed. "You have no right to talk to me that way!! My husband will woop your @$$ for that!!" She said. "Oh, your husband? Is he as old and decrepit as you? I'm so scared." The punk said. Bulma pointed to Vegeta. "That muscular man over there." She said. The punk looked over. "Oh, him. I'll bet he's not your husband. I'll bet you're just saying that to get me to leave you alone, aren't you lady?" The punk said. That was Bulma's last straw. "VEGETA!!" She yelled. Vegeta was at her side in a split second. "Punch him. He called me old." Bulma said. Vegeta socked the man across the face.
When they got home Bulma ran directly up into the room to go change. Vegeta smelt the smell of cake that had just came out of the oven from the kitchen so he went over and took a look at it. There was a note by it from Bra that said she had went out with some friends. Vegeta stuck a fist in the cake and got a handfull then shoved it into his mouth. It wasen't bad, as a matter of fact it was delicious. "Mm." He said. Then he realized something. Neither of the children were home, giving Bulma and him plenty of time to... "BULMAAAAAAAA!!" Vegeta hollered, as loud as he could. Bulma raced down the steps in a pair of shorts and her shirt. "What Veggie? I was just about to do something." She said. 'Bulma, neither of the kids are here! That gives us lots of time to get on the couch and snuggle!!" Vegeta said, rubbing his hands together. Bulma stared down at him for a second and then said, 'Don't feel like it.' Then she started up the stairs. Vegeta's mouth dropped open. He then zipped up the stairs and intercepted her. "Don't feel like snuggling? Why not?" Vegeta asked. Bulma laughed. "I just don't, see!! Maybe tonight or something. I promise." She said. She then brushed past him and Vegeta was left looking after her. He lost his footing and fell down the stairs from the shock of what she had just told him. "Veggie!!" Bulma hollered, going after him. She helped him to sit up. "Are you O.K?" Vegeta shook his head. "Yes, I',m O.K... I'm just gonna go and uh...sleep?" He said, as he zipped up the stairs and into the bed. Bulma came up and tucked him in. "Have a nice nap." She said. She then sat by him on the bed. "Why do you hafta watch me while I sleep?" Vegeta asked. "OH, I just want to because...... you look so... CUTE when you sleep!!! Yeah, that's it." Bulma said. Vegeta closed his eyes and pertended to be trying to fall asleep. When Bulma thought he was asleep she got up and went into the bathroom. Vegeta peeked his eyes open to see what she was doing. He saw that she had some kind of cream. But what was it? He then noticed... IT WAS WRINKLE CREAM!! "BULMA!!" He hollered. Bulma dropped the container of wrinkle cream in shock at the sound of Vegeta's voice. "VEGETA!! Uh, did you have a nice two minute nap?" She asked. Vegeta sat up. "What are you DOING? You don't need that wrinkle cream!! You're PRETTY!!" He said. Bulma screwed the lid of the wrinkle cream back on the container. "I know!! But I'm old and my family is all slobs!!" She cried, shutting the door. Vegeta heard her begin to bawl. He tried to open the door but it was locked. "Come on, Bulma!! Open up for your Veggie? Please?" He asked. "NO!" Bulma yelled, and bawled even harder. "Hormones." Vegeta said, exiting the room. He hovered down the stairs and lay down on the couch, where he turned T.V. on. It was the movie 'Moulin Rouge'. He knew Bulma liked it a lot because of the singing so he decided to try it out for himself. He thought the woman on there was pretty so he grabbed a soda, lay back down on the couch and watched.
Bulma finally got enough nerve to come down the stairs a little bit later to see Vegeta on the couch watching something. She decided to sneak up on unexpecting Vegeta. She tiptoed over but Vegeta sensed her presence. "Bulma, what are you doing?" He asked, without even turning around. "Trying to scare me, huh?" Bulma walked over and stood by him. "I want to sit with you." She said. Vegeta crunched his legs up. "Be my guest." He said. He took a drink of the soda and gave a long sigh. Bulma saw that he looked depressed about something; probably about herself. "Uh, Vegeta, can you like...press yourself against the back of the couch so I can lay here with you?" Bulma asked. Vegeta backed up against the back of the couch and stretched his legs out. Bulma managed to squeeze onto the couch beside him. She accidently fell off. "Ah! Are you O.K?" Vegeta asked, offering a hand. Bulma took it and stood up. "Yes, thank you." She said. She decided not to try climbing on the couch beside him again!! "Can I lay on top of you?" She asked. Vegeta's eyes widened. "UH... sure!!!" He said. (Note: This part does NOT get nasty. They are not naked, they are not having sex. They are fully clothed. Bulma is simply laying on top of him for the fun of it. She is not doing anything, nor impliying it. Thank you for your time!!) She lay down on top of him and placed her head on his chest. "What are you watching?" She asked. She looked at the movie and it didn't seem familer. "Oh, first it was Moulin Rouge and now I'm not sure what it is." Vegeta said. "It's interesting though. Keeps my attention." It was some western flick. "Turn it off." Bulma said. "Why?" Vegeta inquired. Bulma grabbed the push and turned the T.V off. "Because I feel like 'Snuggling' as you call it now." She said. She grabbed the bottom of his tanktop as if to strip it off. "No! I don't feel like it anymore." Vegeta said. It was now Bulma's turn to be surprised. "DON'T FEEL LIKE SNUGGLING?!" She yelled. Vegeta sheepishly nodded and turned his head. "I know!! It's a shame, huh?" He said. Bulma crossed her arms. "There must be some reason why you aren't...... you know." She said. Vegeta shook his head. "No reason. I'm just not in the mood." He said. "First you weren't, now I'm not. Pretty ironic, isn't it?" Bulma frowned and jumped off him. "I'm making us some lemonade and then we're going to sit out on the balconey together to drink it. OK?" She said. Veggie slowley nodded. Bulma walked into the kitchen and Geeta sat up. He felt wet spots on his tanktop where Bulma had drooled. Pretty discusting. "Bulma?!" He said, going into the kitchen. He saw Bulma taking out a little container that said, 'Country Time.' "Yes, dear?" She asked. Vegeta put a hand behind his neck, the normal 'im a dumb male and i don't know what to say' sign. "Uh, Geeta wants to go somewhere." He said. Bulma was about to get a spoon out but she froze. "You're doing it!!" She said. Vegeta shrugged. "HUh?" He said. "Your referring to yourself third person!! You only do that when you want to have sex!!" Bulma said. Vegeta's cheeks turned beet red. "No, now that's not true..." He said. Bulma walked over to him and took his hand. "Look- where does 'Geeta want to go?'" She asked. Vegeta looked up but was averting his pupils from hers. "Oh... just out. To escape from something." He said. Bulma slowley nodded. "Like... to escape from me? To escape from my lemonade?" She asked. Vegeta wildy shook his head. "Oh, no!! I'll drink your lemonade before I go out because you went through all the labor to make it." He said. Bulma nodded and continued making it. Geeta all the sudden hoped some citric juice landed itself in her eye but he coulden't imagine why. "Hurry." He said. "Geeta wants to go out FAST." Bulma rolled her eyes. "O.K, O.K. Here." She said. She handed him a cup of lemonade. Vegeta took a drink. "Yummy!" He said. He and Bulma went out onto the balconey to drink it. They sat down at the little table. "Now tell me Veggie...where do you want to go?" Bulma asked. Vegeta twirled a finger about in his lemonade. "I want to go to the fitness room to just think a little bit." He said. "And I want to go ALONE." He had very much stressed that he wanted to go alone and only that. "Well... O.k! But won't you feel guilty? My parents are on a trip so I'll be the only one here since the kids are gone!! I'll be lonely!!"
Vegeta took a napkin and wrote something on it. It said, "Hello Bulma." on it. "What's this?" Bulma asked. "So you won't be 'lonely.'" Vegeta said. He gulped down the last of the lemonade and powered up. "Bye!! Geeta will stop by- I will stop by the jewelry store and get you a diamond or something." He then flew off to the fitness center.
The smell inside the fitness center was just revolting. It was that of onions and cornchips because of all the sweating. "They need some Right Guard." said Vegeta, taking off his tanktop to expose his sexy sexy body. Many men looked up to him as wishing they could have a body as sexy as he. Instead of working out on the little weight lifter thingy for your legs he just sat on it. He had too many things rushing about his mind, like where Bra had gone. She had claimed she was going out with friends but could one be a boyfriend? Was he hot? Was he a stupid one who would sex his daughter up on the first date? And would Trunks decide to get hot and heavy with Pan? Just too many questions to count. "Hey buddy, if you're not gonna use the machine than let someone else use it." Vegeta heard in a sexy feminine voice. He looked up and was looking into the face of a young and beautiful girl. "Uh-UH- Vegeta will get up." He said. Had this girl known his secret she probably would have slapped him in the mouth. Vegeta sat on a bench and ordered a soda out of the machine. Something didn't feel right; like something was going to happen. Something was going to happen TO HIS FAMILY. But what??? He took a drink of the soda and got to thinking about Bulma. She would be lonely! Poor Bulma! But Geeta wanted some time alone to think about Bra and stuff.
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"Im HOME!" Trunks shouted through the house. Bulma heard his voice and then thought, Darn! I was hoping he'd wait and give me and Vegeta some time to snuggle!! Trunks threw his bag onto the couch and headed tworeds his room. Good. Bulma thought. Geeta had been gone about 30 minutes now and she had been getting bored from him not being there to entertain her. Then she got a phone call. "Hello?" She said. Trunks walked into the kitchen just as she was on the phone. He heard her in hysterics and turned around. "Mom?" He asked. But Bulma didn't answer. She was too busy talking to the man on the phone. Trunks grabbed a peice of ham and began to secretly watch Bulma rip at her hair and such. She hollered such a horrible yowl that Trunks thought his eardrums would burst. "Christ's Sake, shut up!!" He mumbled, and went upstairs back to his room.
Geeta had just bought a nice crystal vace from the Mikasa shop. It was very pretty and he thought Bulma would really like it. She'd be happy with him for years!! Vegeta powered up and began to fly tworeds his house being very careful not to drop the vase. He didn't want to hafta head back to the Mikasa shop!! He finally landed in front of the Capsule Corporation door and opened it. But what happened was something he wasen't really expecting. Bulma ran up to him really fast and seized him about the waist, not noticing the crystal in his hands. It fell to the floor and broke. Bulma buried her head into Veggie's chest. Vegeta noticed she was screaming and yelling and crying. "Hello Bulma?" He said. "What's wrong?" It took Bulma a long time to get the strength up to talk. But when she talked it came out in short breaths. "Mom and Dad are dead." She said, all jerky like. She then screamed into Vegeta's chest again. Vegeta tried to comfort her but that wasen't exactly one of his strong points. "Uh... It's O.K. They were old, decrepit, and ready to die." Vegeta said. Bulma screamed louder and Vegeta had to cringe. He looked down at the shattered crystal all over the floor. Would he hafta pick it up or not? He sure hoped not. "Um.... I brought you a-" He was inturrupted by another high-pitched scream into his chest. "Uh, Bulma I brought you a-" She grabbed him about the neck and hugged him as tight as she could. Vegeta had to gasp for breath. "Bulma, I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT!!" He hollered. This time it got her attention. "You did?" She said, tears in her voice. She pulled away from Veggie and saw the mess on the floor. "Oh, no! Is this it?" She asked, wiping another bout of tears from her eyes. Vegeta nodded. "Yes, that WAS it." He replied.
Bulma sniffled. "I'm so sorry... I just didn't notice you were holding it." She said. Vegeta pouted fakely. "It's O.K though. And your O.K, right? No more crying?" Bulma stared into his eyes, and her face screwed up, and she CRIED. Vegeta gave her a big Veggie hug. He decided not to say anything because THAT was the very thing he was best at.
That night, Vegeta and Bulma were leaning up in bed reading. The little lamp was on, and Vegeta saw that Bulma was reading some kind of motivational book. "Are you sure you're O.K?" Vegeta asked, then he yawned. He was very tired. "Uh huh." Bulma said. She put a book mark in the book and closed it. She was about to turn off the lamp but Vegeta stopped her. "Wanna snuggle?" He asked. Bulma looked at him and frowned at him in the most horrible face she could muster. "You're asking me if I wanna snuggle when my parents just died today?" Bulma asked. Vegeta was sad and he layed down. When Bulma turned off the light she heard from the darkness, ' Vegeta can't sleep.' and she realized he was...the terrible 'H' word. "Oh god, Vegeta!!" Bulma said. "Are you always turned on?" She rolled over and didn't face him anymore. Poor Vegeta. He got his feelings hurt. He rolled over himself and closed his eyes but when he did horrible visions filled his head. Of monsters and horrible beings! His eyes snapped open. "Ah!" He said. "What now? Didn't we confirm that there are no one eyed one horned flying purple people under this bed?" Bulma asked. "Vegeta knows that." Vegeta said. He was still as horny as hell. "Snuggling will make you feel better!!" Vegeta said. "Then you won't be thinking about your parents being dead, you'll be thinking like...... uh.... happy thoughts?" "Shut up." Bulma said, closing her eyes. Vegeta tried to close his eyes but the horrible visions filled his head again. This time it was worse, with a big old monster about to bite off his head. His eyes popped open and he realized just how badly he wanted to snuggle. "Bulma, Snuggle with Geeta!!" Vegeta said. "NO." was Bulma's response. "Girl, Imma RAPE you." Vegeta joked. Bulma was silent for a minute. "O.K, fine. But not too wild." She said. And they snuggled. And we're not going to spy on them because that would be rude, so let's just skip ahead to the next morning.
The next morning, Geeta woke to find that BULMA WAS GONE OUT OF BED!! But that just meant she was making breakfast, so he got dressed really fast and hovered down the stairs. "Good morning!!" He yelled. But the scene wasen't as he expected. Bulma was at the kitchen table with her head in her hands, Trunks was picking at a bowl of cereal and Bra was scribbling on a peice of paper. He got no 'good mornings' back from anybody. "Hello? Are you all deaf?" Veggie asked. Nobody looked up so Vegeta walked up to Bulma. "Want my food." He said. She still didn't look up. "Food? Please?" Geeta asked again. This time she did look up but she looked like she haden't slept the past night at all. Her eyes were red and puffy from crying and her cheeks were streaked with tears. "OH, No..." Vegeta said. He decided just to let her be and make his very own breakfast. He got himself some cereal and began to eat it slowley. Bulma then realized he had made his own. "You didn't hafta make it, honey. I would have if you would have told me again. Sorry." She said. "No. I can make my own breakfast when the occasion calls for it." said Geeta. He took a big old bite of cereal. Some milk slid off of the spoon and ran down his chin. Bulma shook her head in discrace. "Slobs. My whole family is made up of slobs." She mumbled. Then she burst into tears, about her family, her parents, and her wrinkles. She was as miserable as hell right now. "Oh god. Will she EVER shut up?" Vegeta heard Trunks say. This sparked something in Geeta. "Trunks, you fag, go back up to your room." He said. "NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!" Trunks hollered, running up to his room and slamming his door. Geeta stared after him and snickered at Trunks' antics. Then he walked over to Bulma, still smacking a bite of 'Honey Bunches of Oats.' "BULMA?" He said. A blob of cereal fell from his mouth and landed in Bulma's hair. Bulma was discusted. "EEW, VEGGIE!! SIT YOUR FAT @$$ DOWN AND LEAVE ME ALONE!! I DON'T NEED YOUR SYMPATHY AT ALL!!" She shouted. Vegeta got his feelings hurt. He sat down in the chair next to her and sniffled. He pouted. "You took my sympathy last night." He said, raising his eyebrows. Bulma slapped his so hard he was seeing stars crazy actin. "DEEEEAAH!!" He said. "Dont you talk about our sex life in front of our kids!" Bulma said. "We do ALL the time." Veggie said. He earned a thunk in the ear. "VEGGIE'S EAR!!" He shouted. He did Baby face. But he was doing it fake, so no tears came out. It looked really cute. Bulma realized this but she tried not to give in. (I have this same problem with my nephew.) Veggie sniffled and squeezed his eyes to make a fake tear roll down his CUTE face and fall into his cereal. Bulma felt sympathy for Veggie. Vegeta was about to get up to get some more cereal but his foot caught on the chair and he fell. "VEGGIE'S FACE!!" He screamed. He was horny again.
Vegeta was sitting in the recliner enjoying a game of football.Football was always something he enjoyed watching every Sunday. "Bulma, I want some popcorn!!" He hollered. But after 5 minutes there was still no Bulma. "Woman!!" He screamed. Still no Bulma. He got up and marched into the kitchen. He saw that Bulma had managed to pull out a bag of popcorn but then she had broke down and began to cry when she was about to put it into the microwave. Vegeta walked over and yanked a strand of her hair playfully. "Didja hurt yourself?" He asked, snickering. Bulma slapped at him. "NO, I didn't hurt myself. I was just thinking about how all you do is eat all the time!!" She said. "You just EAT AND EAT AND EAT!!" Vegeta grumbled. She was such a nagger; always nagging about something different. And if she nagged about the same thing it made you want to kill her. " Well, I'm a saiyan. I have the capibility to eat and eat and eat and never get fat." Vegeta said. Bulma snickered at that. "Yeah right. Look at yourself. Your beginning to get a potbelly and you have love handles!! Never get fat...puh." She said. Vegeta made the most horrible face he had ever made. "POTBELLY? LOVE HANDLES? I DO NOT HAVE A POTBELLY AND LOVE HANDLES!!" He hollered, right in her face. Bulma laughed. "Yeah right. You just don't look at yourself the way you should. All you see in yourself is big muscles and a nice @$$." She said. Vegeta looked down. And what he saw really alarmed him. He really DID have a little bit of a bulge.... and a little bit of love handles... "Gosh, you're right for once." Vegeta said. "I guess I am eating to much....or is it training too little? Too bad, I guess I hafta train more and never pay any attention to my family..." "NO!! NOT THAT!!" Bulma screamed, grabbing his leg. Geeta kicked her off. "Well, that's what it comes down to if you say I'm getting too fat...." He said. Bulma shook her head. "NO!! You're fine!! Your skinny!" She yelled. Vegeta smiled. That was what he wanted to hear. "You know, I think it's that time of the month for you." He said. "That's why you've been bawling so much. Hm. I didn't think you could do that anymore." Bulma growled. "THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!! AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION MY PARENTS JUST DIED YESTERDAY!!" She yelled. Veggie backed up. "I think I need to go and make some phone calls." He said. He ran out, but Bulma grabbed him by the jacket and almost tripped him. "What do you want, leech woman?" Vegeta asked. "I want to know what you're calling!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta shook her off. "Nobody that's your buisness....yet." He said. He flew up into their room, then shut and locked the door. Bulma stared up at the room and then thought he was calling Bali Total Fitness or something. She just left it at that.
"Hello? Is this clown college?" Vegeta asked. "Yes." said the person at the end of the phone. Vegeta smiled. "Very well. I need to call and see if I can enroll two people, by the names of Vegeta Breifs and Bulma Breifs." He heard pages turning as the person at the end of the phone searched for an opening. "Yeah, sure you guys can enroll." said the person. "It'll cost you though." "Yeah, Yeah, I don't care how much it costs. When do I come in?" Vegeta asked. The person told him and Vegeta put the phone back on it's cradle. "BULMA!" He yelled, coming out of his room. "What?" Bulma asked. She was watching exersize videos and following along with Bra. "I have good news! I just enrolled the both of us in CLOWN COLLEGE!!" Vegeta said. Bulma's eyes widened. "WHAT?! CLOWN COLLEGE?!!" She hollered. Vegeta nodded happily, only to be jumped on and knocked on his back. "Get off me woman!!" He yelled. "CLOWN COLLEGE? WHY DID YOU ENROLL US IN CLOWN COLLEGE??!" She asked, yanking poor Vegeta's hair. Geeta cringed. "Because... your unhappy and clowns make people HAPPY!" He said. He managed to buck her off of his back.
"I don't care if they make people happy! Argh, this is the stupidest thing you've ever done." Bulma said. She sat on the couch and basked in her own miserablness. "Aren't you even gonna try it?" Vegeta asked. "NO." Bulma said. "Now shut up and go away. I don't want to talk to you right now." Veggie got his feelings hurt. He wasen't gonna let her talk to him this way. "Listen here, woman, I went through all the trouble of calling that stupid human and enrolling in that thing, so if I hafta drag you out the door you're coming to clown college with me!!" He said. Bulma growled up at him. He growled right back at her. Then, unexpectidly she lashed out a foot and booted Veggie in the tummy. "AACCKKK*Gurgle*" Vegeta said. Spit flew out of his mouth. He was surprised that she'd even think about kicking him!! "Bulma, I'm going to-" He said. Before he could say anything she grabbed his arm and sunk her fingernails in. "YYYYYAAAHHHH!!" Vegeta hollered. He whirled around. He saw Bulma had a steakknife raised above her head and was planning on using it. "DDAAAH!" Vegeta hollered, in a shaky voice. Bulma advanced on him with an evil look on her face. Geeta flew up to the ceiling and kicked at her. "But clown college will be happy and fun!!" He yelled.Bulma swiped the knife at his feet. Vegeta drew them up to his chest but doing this caused him to fall from the air. Bulma pointed the knife at him as if she was going to syab him.