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WARNIN'! If you are offended by the mention of Affro's (The big puffy curly hairdo) then do not read this. THIS STORY CONTAINS ABSOLUTLY NO RACISM, THOUGH.
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Chapter 1 The saiyan with the Affro
(This story takes place RIGHT AFTER the Cell saga, like maybe a month after it. My Vegeta isn't very mean in this story because I have trouble writing mean people)
Vegeta was drinking Tea in his chair. He was watching a very interesting program on TNT, and laughing at the guy on there, who had a big poofy hairdo that stood out in all directions. "BULMA!" He said. She came in. "What's on that dorks head?" It looked like the man's brain had exploded. "It's called an Affro hairdo." Bulma said. "And that guy can't help it so don't laugh." Vegeta laughed anyway. He didn't really care what she said. Baby Trunks was sitting in the floor and playing with some toys. He was a CUTE baby. He had a toy truck that rolled when you pushed it, and he wanted to show Vegeta. He coulden't stand or walk on his own yet, so he pulled himself up on the couch and shoved the Car in vegeta's face. "DA- DA.' He said. Vegeta made a horrible face at Trunks. "Go away, Trunks. I'm watching TV." Trunks threw the car in Vegeta's lap. Vegeta looked at the car with disgust. "EW." he said. He threw it across the room, and onto the balconey. It bounced through the bars and on to the ground. Trunks plopped down and crawled after it, but Vegeta didn't think anything of the situation. he was absorbed in TV. Trunks crawled out on to the balconey. The bars on the balconey were very wide, wide enough for a baby to slip through. First he reached his face hand out, but when he didn't touch it, he crawled. When he was halfway through the bars, Vegeta ran and snatched him up. "You stupid baby!" He said. "Don't you know not to climb through bars 40 feet above the ground?" Baby Trunks cried. Vegeta shut the sliding glass door to the baloconey and put Trunks in the crib. Geeta sat back down on the couch. he was really bored.
Vegeta was just eating lunch, a PBJ sandwich, when he got a call. "It's for YOU!" Bulma said. Vegeta reached for the phone and grabbed it. It ws Piccolo. He was a drunk and a druggie. "hey Vegeta! I thin you should see somethin'! Come to South city ASAP!" "Why should I do that?" vegeta asked. "It's at least a 20 minute fly away." "It's important!" Piccolo said. "Plus, I have some refreshment!" Vegeta nodded. Then he remembered that Piccolo coulden't see him nod over the phone. "Mm hm. I'll be there soon. Keep your pants on." He got up from the table and wiped his mouth. "Good sandwich gotta go!" He grabbed his jacket because it was cold outside and started to leave. "WAIT!" Bulma said. "Your taking us with you! Your not leaving for 3 years like you did LAST time!" Vegeta rolled his eyes and tried his whiny voice. "But BUL-MA! I wanna go by myself!" Bulma shook her head. "Take us or I'll jam my foot up your *ss crack!" Vegeta had taken that experiance before, and it wasn't too nice. "Okay." He said. They stepped out into the front yard, and, Bulma on Vegeta's back, Bulma holding Trunks, they took off. "Hold that baby. I don;t want to hear you WHINE if you drop it." Vegeta said. "It's not an IT." Bulma said. She was gripey. Vegeta was groing to regret taking them. Sometimes you coulden't be around Bulma for 20 minutes. "There's a snowcone stand!" Bulma said, pointing below. "I want a snow cone! NOW!" Vegeta shook his head. "Bulma, I told Piccolo I would be there ASAP!" Bulma didn't care. "Trunks wants one too, so YOUR going to get us one!" She started slapped Vegeta. "Okay, okay!" He said. "Gosh, Husband abuse!" He flew down. Bulma and Trunks got a snowcone, while Vegeta waited. SOMEWHAT patiently. "Do you have a quarter?" Said a bum. Veggie shoved a quarter on the guys eye. He ran away. Bulma and Baby Trunks came back with the snow cones. "OKay, are we FINALLY ready?" Vegeta asked. They both nodded, though trunks was just imitating his mother.
Piccolo, Krillin, Chi Chi, Gohan and a little boy who was only about a month old named Goten were down on the ground at South City. When Vegeta landed, Bulma immediatly went to Chi Chi to see the new baby, and Vegeta went to Piccolo. "What's this imporant thing you wanted to tell me, Piccolo?" Piccolo pointed at a teliscope. "I called everyone here because of something I saw in THERE." he said. "What was it, a cool star formation?" Vegeta asked. he wanted to see it. "No." Piccolo whispered, and took a drink of beer. "It was something else. I want your woman to take a look at it." Vegeta nodded. He was disgusted because he could smell alchohal on Piccolo's putrid breath. "Bulma, come over here!" Vegeta said. "I think Piccolo wants you to look at something!" the others gathered around as Bulma looked through the lens. She hummed as she moved the squeaky telescope from side to side. Then the teliscope stopped. "Oh SH*T!" Bulma said. "What is it?" Chi Chi asked. "The big dipper??" Bulma shook her head. "Worse! It's a Saiyan Space pod!" Everyone stared at her for a moment, and busted out laughing. "A Saiyan Space Pod? You stupid idiot!" Krillin said. "Planet Vegeta isn't around any more! Explain how that could be possible." Bulma screamed in Krillin's face, "I DONT KNOW, BUT ITS RIGHT THERE!" Vegeta took a look. he had to move the telescope lens a little down because the space pod was moving so fast. "She's right." He said. "That's a Saiyan Space pod alright." Chi Chi looked up. By now it was so close she could see it with the naked eye. "Guys, I think we'd better move before we get smashed." Said Piccolo. Everyone started running in seperate directions, but the Saiyan pod was too fast for the drunk Piccolo. It landed on his back end and crushed his legs. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Piccolo said. "My legs! My beautiful legs!" Vegeta ran over and tried to tug Piccolo out. "No use, man. Your like that for life." Piccolo sobbed. "VEGETA, Get over here before the Saiyan comes out!" Bulma said. He tugged on Piccolo a couple more times, shrugged, and ran back with his wife and kid as the Saiyan door swung open. A large cloud of smoke came out. Bulma waved a hand in front of her face. "HES A HEAVY SMOKER." She said, pointng out the obvious. She noticed a Saiyan elastic boot was the only thing outside the smoke. It was a pretty muscular leg, she could tell. "What kind of Ki do you get from this guy?" She asked Vegeta. Vegeta concentrated. "Dunno. He's hiding it." He replied after a long moments silence.
When the smoke cleared, it was more funny than ANYTHING. A saiyan, they presumed, because of the boots and space pod, but....For some stupid reason, he was covered in green face paint on his arms and everything! Other than that he wore a white muscle shirt and light blue spandex. His tail was out. But there was something realoly weird about it. When the Saiyan got out, he stepped on Piccolo's head. he saw the others. "Cool!" He said in a deep, young sounding voice. "Hi you guys!" He said. They were all cracking up. "What?" He asked. "I'm very touchy about being made fun of, you know!" Bulma took out a baby whipe and began wiping off his face and arms, until the green was gone. "Thanks, lady." Said the Saiyan. "I'll explain the green paint. Okay my parents rode in that space pod right before planet vegeta got blowed up, so they rode to Namek and screwed and had me, and then they died. I lived on Namek a long time and I had to wear this green face paint so they woulden't judge me." Piccolo sputtered, 'My people are awful idiots if they can't tell a green sayain from a Namek." The Saiyan shrugged. "So....why the H*ll are you hiding your ki?" Vegeta asked. "Oh, am I?" Asked the Saiyan. He let it out. "WOW." Bulma said as she saw the look on Vegeta's face. "Why-he's stronger than Kakarott!" He said. "Cool!" Chi Chi said. Vegeta wanted to kill the guy. Mr. Saiayn turned around. "The green Namek is stuck under the pod." Said The saiyan. Bulma observed his tail. It was curled and a bell was tied to it. "Why is there a bell on your tail?" She asked. The Saiyan turned around. "I like the sound of bells." Bulma noticed how extremely handsome this Saiyan was, like most Saiayns were. But this one had Vegeta BEAT. He had somewhat SIMPLE hair for a saiyan! It was flat and black except for some bangs like Goku's and two spikes in the front. But he was really muscular and everything. "What's your name?" Bulma asked him, in a daze. "My name is Rehmon. It means Lemon!" Nobody had asked him for an explaination, but Bulma didn't care. Lemon can mean something sour, or something very nasty. "So, Rehmon." Vegeta said. "What brings you to this crapy planet right now?" Rehmon shrugged. "It seemed like a nice enough place to live, and I always wanted to be a clown." Bulma thought this awkward. "This is Chi Chi, Gohan, Goten, Krillin, Vegeta, Piccolo and My baby, Trunks." Rehmon nodded. "The babie's cute." he said. "So are YOU!" Said Chi Chi. She fugured since Goku was dead she could hit on Rehmon. "You can still become Ozaru, right?(Ozaru is the monkey form. I think that's the word for it) Rehmon nodded. "If I see the full moon. But I susually don't look because I don't have any need to become a giant, ugly, stinky monkey. Who would want to?" Vegeta grunted. Rehmon walked over and pulled Piccol out from under the space pod. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to crush your legs." Rehmon lit up a cigeatte and puffed. "My one weakness." he said. "I can't live without cigerattes." Vegeta was doing some serious thinking. "If your stronger than Kakarott already, then you must be REALL strong in Super Saiyan." Vegeta said. Rehmon nodded.
"Please go SS for us." Bulma said. "I bet your even sexier like that." Rehmon looked at the ground. "I'm not sure if you would think so. I don't really like going Super Saiyan in front of people..." He kicked some dust. Gohan patted him on the back. "It's okay. You don't have anything to hide." Rehmon chuckled. "You have no idea." He moved his tail and the bell jingled. Gohan vilontly grabbed his tail. "If you make that bell sound one more time, I'll rip it off!" Said the child. "HEY!" Rehmon said. He got up and turned to face Gohan. "If there's one thing i hate, it's people who make fun of me, kid! If you dont go away and leave me alone I'll blow your head off!" Gohan ran away crying as the man sat back down. "You have temper problems." Said Vegeta. "Maybe you should see someone about that." Rehmon glared at Geeta, who recoiled. "Let's go home, Bulma. He's too chicken to show us his SS technique. I'll bet he can't even do it!" Rehmon got up. "Yes I can! I swear I can!" Vegeta laughed. "No, we all came here for nothing. Your a weak @$$ who's a chicken sh*t as well." "Vegeta.." Bulma said. Vegeta moved away from her. "He's so stupid he.........he's stupid! And he crushed Piccolo!" Piccolo moaned. Rehmon was getting very mad. "Shut up, you stupid head!" He screamed. "Look! He can't even think up good insults." Everyone was telling Vegeta to hush. "FINE!" Rehmon spat. "I'll go SS if it will make you shut your ugly mouth!" Vegeta opened his mouth to say something about the ugly comment, but it was interrupted by laughter. Horrible peals of laughter. Rehmon had gone SS....and his somewhat normal hair had gone POOF! Right into a curly, kinky affro that stood about 2 and a half feet on his head. Vegeta was rolling. He swore his guts were splitting.
"Lookit that guy!" vegeta said. "His hair is everywhere!" Baby Trunks was laughing, imitating his dad. "I'll bet those Nameks turned their @$$es and ran every time you did this! You look like a big sheep's on your head!!!" He laughed horribly someore. "Vegeta, SHUT UP!" Bulma said. "He's getting really mad." She pointed at the Saiyan. The bell on his tail was still. His affro barely shifted in a huge wind gust. Piccolo moaned and groaned some more. "I DONT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME!!!!!" Rehmon shouted. he shot a series of powerballs at Vegeta, who dodged them all. "Holy Sh*t! You DO need anger managment!" He said when Rehmon was done. "Your really strong. Maybe you should be more careful." Chi Chi said. "MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT UP!" Rehmon said, and he shot Chi Chi with a weak ki blast. She screamed. "Do you have Dragonballs on this useless planet that I could destroy any minute?" Rehmon said. "because they may be your only hope!" His power level was climbing. "Yes, you B*st*rd!" Vegeta said. Rehmon seemed completely oblivious to the cuss words he was using. "But you need a dragon radar, or you'll never find them. What do you want them for??" Rehmon laughed evilly. "First, I want to wish away this affro! Everyone makes fun of me for it! Second, I want YOU dead!" He pointed at Vegeta. "We're cool though, right?" Bulma asked. Rehmon nodded. "Of course!" He said. "But give me a dragon radar! I want the dragon balls!" Gohan spit on Rehmon's shoe. "No way, you scum. We're not giving them to YOU. The dragonballs need to be used for a common good, not just for an affro gone!" Rehmon screamed. "If I don't get me some dragonballs, I might have to FIND them myself! And if that happens, I'll blow things up! And if I get frustrated, I'll destroy the planet!" Vegeta got up off the ground and dusted off. "There's some dragon nests in the hills over that way. You can have THEIR balls." Rehmon shot Vegeta with a ki blast. Vegeta was knocked into a cliff and he screamed and fainted. "This is your last warning!" Rehmon said. "You'll be hearing from me soon!" He went back to normal and flew away. Gohan had to cover his ears at the annoying bell sound. Everyone was staring up at the sky in awe. "What the Hell was that?" Asked Piccolo. The Space pod was still on his legs. Vegeta was struggling to walk back over. "That almost killed me. He's a freak! Did you see that curly tail? It was like a lemur or something." Gohan nodded. "And that bell! I couldv'e choked him with it!!!" Vegeta hovered off the ground a couple of feet. "Kakarott's brat, let's go see if we can find him. Bulma, give me a dragon radar so I can find the dragonballs before he does." Bulma tossed him one. "Be careful honey. Be back by six! That's dinner time!" Vegeta nodded. "Buh bye!" he said, and they flew off
Vegeta and Gohan were flying over and ocean. Veggie had his eyes closed. "Do you sense his ki?" Gohan asked. "Because I sure do. I think he's on Ammebo island." Vegeta opened his eyes and nodded. "That's what I was thinking too, but why would he be there? There's no people there. It's just a little green island." Gohan thought a while. "Maybe it's that city below Ammebo island. I can't remember for the life of me what it is, but I know it's there." Vegeta looked down and saw Ammebo island. There was indeed a city beneath it. "Your right, kid." Vegeta said. "There's Rehmon. But why isn't he looking up? He should be able to sense our ki." Gohan shrugged. "Beats the hell out of me. Let's see if we can land behind him and beat him up." Gihan was about to land, but Vegeta stopped him. "We don't have any place to hide. Besides--he can SURELY sense our ki down there, even if we're trying to hide it. Which would probably be a good idea right about now." Gohan nodded and they hid their kis the best they could up in the air without falling. It was a hard task to do. "Okay." Gohan said. "What do we do now? See if he's around any dragon balls?" Vegeta looked on the radar. The little orange lights were everywhere. But the closet one was in the city down below. "It's in the city down below!" Vegeta exclaimed. "I wonder if he knows it's down there, or if he's just sitting there thinking?" Gohan shrugged. "Let's go get it--" But he stopped mid-scentence because they noticed Rehmon was taking off. he was Very, very fast, and headed down to the city. "Let's catch up to him and try to knock him out!" Vegeta said. "That'll be easy...if he doesnt know we're there. Cuz if he goes super saiyan, I might die laughing before he has a chance to kill me!" Gohan nodded. "Okay? You ready?" Vegeta nodded. "Ready. Let's GO!" They took off as fast as they could toward Rehmon. His head wasn't turned; he didn't realize they were there! Gohan was about to do a volleyball spike on his head, but he was a tad too fast. he was so strong that he could stay ahead of them by a foot. He turned around. "YOU!" He said, and started firing blind ki blasts. "The only reason you would be here is--" he looked at Vegeta's dragon radar. Then he hatched a plain. "If there's a dragonball here! I have to get it!" He turned and zipped a little ways to make them think he was going to the city. But he turned around and ki'd Veggie in the stomach, who's fist came unclenched and the dragon radar went from his hands. Vegeta fell to the ground. Gohan zipped down and caught the radar right before it hit the ground, and decided the best thing to do was run from Rehmon. He flew as fast as he could. Vegeta was wobbly getting up. "Hey Gohan! Thanks for waiting for me, god!" Vegeta took off as Gohan waited. "You aren't going anywhere until I get my dragon radar from you!" Rehmon said. "I'm going to get those dragon balls, and I want them NOW!" He raced toward Vegeta and Gohan. Gohan, panicking, tried the trick his father had sometimes done with him in training. He put his cheek against Vegeta's cheek and they put their hands togather(Like in the episode where they're inside of Buu). They aimed at Rehmon, who was laughing at their little pose. "Ready?" Gohan asked. Vegeta nodded, because he didn't like this at all. Gohan did a Kamehameha wave and Vegeta did a Big Bang. Both the attacks together were very powerful. They raced at Rehmon and collided with him, knocking him 14 feet into the side of a cliff and knocking him out. Then Gohan and Vegeta split.
"Do you want to come to my house?" Gohan asked. "Maybe we should bunk in the same house in case we need to temporarily take care of Rehmon again." Vegeta shook his head. "I need to go home to my wife and son. Call me if there's any trouble." Gohan nodded and waved as Vegeta flew off, but Vegeta didn't wave. he was too worried about Rehmon. He didn't think Gohan and the others realized how strong he was.
When Vegeta got to Capsule corp, Trunks was asleep in his crib and Bulma was doing sit ups in the floor. When he waked in, Bulma ran over to greet him. "hello, Vegeta." She said, giving him a kiss. "Hello." Vegeta grumbled. he threw his armor on the couch and flounced. "My abs don't feel that hard yet." Bulma said, sitting down next to Vegeta. "You said they would be!" Vegeta had to think of something to say. He had just told her that so she would leave him be. "They're getting there." Vegeta said, patting her thigh. "Dinner ready yet?" he asked. He noticed a pot of noodles on the stove. "No." Bulma said. "It's only 5:30. So how did it go with Reymond??" Vegeta snorted. "It's Rehmon. And you know what? His name means lemon. lemon can mean SEX! His name means SEX!" Bulma rolled her eyes. "Well how did it go?" vegeta pulled out the dragon radar. "He tried to take this, but we managed to keep it away from im. Then we blew him into a cliff and knocked his @$$ out. Don't think he'll be up asy time soon." He looked at Bulma on the couch. She was in a daze. "What's wrong with you?" Vegeta asked. he got up. "I was thinking about Rehmon. He's sexy." Said BUlma. She was in a dream like state. Vegeta felt a pang of jelousy. "Your in love with a mass freakin murderer?" he said, opening the boiling water pan and grabbing a noodle. He thought he was indestructible, but the boiling water burnt his hands. "Not in LOVE with him. He's just hot." Said Bulma. "And he didn't kill anyone yet." Vegeta raised his hand. "He's almost killed me twice now. And that kid of Kakarotts." He heard baby Trunks start to cry. "Oh no." Vegeta said. "Now I will have to listen to him for 30 minutes." Bulma shut Trunks' bedroom door. "I'm not even going to get him." Vegeta thought that was cruel. he got another noddle; earned another burn. His fingers were red. "Rehmon has an AFFRO." Said Vegeta. "Did you notice that?" Bulma nodded.
"SOMEONE HELP ME!" Waild Piccolo. His legs were crushed underneath the Space Pod still because no one bothered to get him out. His feeling in his legs was gone.
Rehmon got up from his knock out. He felt dizzy and dazed. As he got up, his bones creaked and groaned. He looked at his scraped up hands and decided he wanted to kill some people and then he wanted to smoke some crack. He decided that he wanted to kill people because he was mad. But then he remembered the dragon ball in the city. The one Vegeta and Gohan had forgotten about. He decided to let the people of the city live while he searched for it. Then he would kill them when he found it.
"OH SH*T!" Vegeta said, sitting up in bed. "What's wrong?" Bulma asked, sitting up next to him. "That D*mn dragonball! There was one in the city below Ammebo island, and me and Gohan forgot to get it before we left so Rehmon coulden't get it!" Vegeta punched their water bed. Bulma was worried he would wake up Trunks in the next room. "Shhhh!" She said. "Call Gohan and tell him that you need to go get it! NOW!" She shoved him out of bed. He thumped on the floor. "D*mn you!" he said. "I'm not calling Gohah at this hour. I don't have THAT much respect for him. Besides, Rehmon's stupid. He won;t find it before morning." "Are you sure?" Bulma asked. "If he does, I won't buy you any ice cream this week." She layed back down. Vegeta did the same. He really wanted ice cream so he decided he WOULD call Gohan. He picked up the phone and dialed, and Bulma picked up the other phone to listen. "Hello?" Said a sleepy voice. "Whoever has the nerve to call this late must be seriously disturbed." It was Chi Chi's voice. Vegeta grunted. "I need to talk to your son RIGHT NOW. It's urgent, and us being the two strongest around, I think--" Chi Chi handed it to Gohan. "Hello?" Said Gohan. he didn't sound like he had been asleep. "Was mom rude? I told her I wanted to kick her @$$." Vegeta laughed. "That's nice. We all feel like that sometimes. Now stop rambling so I can get to the point. We forgot to get the Dragonball out of the city. Rehmon knows its down there. He's probley already looking for it if he hasn't already found it." Gohan yawned. "Oh yeah. Sh*t." He thought. Vegeta took the floor to talk again. "But I think if he does have it, we can get it away from him tomarrow." Gohan paused for a while. "Are you SURE?" he asked. "Yes." Vegeta said. "I need my sleep to regain energy anyway. I took a mighty big fall today." he had a big old knot on his head. "Alright." Gohan said. "Seeya tomarrow at 11:00." "Tomarrow at 11 it is." Vegeta said. Then he hung up and layed back down. "You two are stupid." Bulma said. "If he has that Dragonball, and you can't get it away from him, he might find the others and wish YOU dead, then he'll blow up the world. You know, I think he needs to be on Prozack or something because he has some major mental problems." Vegeta remembered his heavy smoking problem.
Rehmon looked in a cute little cave. There was a bunch of bats in the cave. He saw a shiny orange thing in the cave and wondered at once weather it was the dragonball. "Are dragonballs orange?" He said to himself. Some of the bats fluttered their wings. He thought they were, so he reached in the cave and went to grab it. He grabbed a bat instead. He didn't expect it to do what it did. But it fluttered and gnashed and gashed with its teeth! Rehmon knew that bats usually went limp when you grabbed them. But thism one bit the H*ll out of his hand and tore it up with his claws. Rehmon screamed and threw the bat 1,000 feet down to the earth. He didn't see the splat, but he was sure it was present. He looked at his hand. The bite marks and scratches were beginning to swell around the edges. He killed all the bats with a Ki blast and grabbed the Dragonball. It was shiny and smooth. Rehymon loved it. Then he noticed the bat had Sh*t on his hands and he thought that was nasty.
"Okay. If I was Rehmon where would I be?" Gohan asked. Vegeta shrugged. "If I had a big affro when I went Super Saiayn I'd be in the assisted suicide office." Gohan shrugged. "Maybe we should check THERE first." He looked at the Dragon radar for the first time that morning. What he saw was horrifying to him. "Um, Vegeta, look at this." He said and he pointed to the point the Dragonball had been at. It was gone, but the blinking light was moving very fast now, and luckily the blinking moving one wasn't going near a Dragonball. "There's the dragonball Rehmon has." Vegeta said, pointing at the one that was moving across the screen. It quickly went out of range. "He went out of range! We lost him!" Gohan said. He felt like crushing the radar. Vegeta looked around at all the Dragonballs on the screen. "There's not one in range but one." Vegeta said. "And that's a three hour flight. What if we run into Rehmon?" Gohan shrugged. "I dunno. But we have to get it before he does so he doesn't wish his Affro away." Vegeta looked at Gohan. "You stupid, the affro isn't why we don't want him using them. It's because he's going to kill me, and that's bad." "Why doesn't he just do it himself?" Gohan asked. "Gosh, lazy." Vegeta shrugged. "He might decide to, I reckon. So let's go get the D*mn thing before he does." Gohan nodded and they strated flying.
OKay, the radar says the ball is around this area." Gohan said. It was about a mile raidius that the ball could be in. "We don't need the dragon radar right now, so I'll turn it off." Gohan turned it off to save batteries. Vegeta looked under a pile of leaves, but all he saw were slugs. They were in a really tropical forest type thing. "It's not here!" Vegeta said. He kicked a rock aside. It looked like a patato. "Maybe it's in some sleeping monkey's belly." Gohan said. "Did you know monkey's shove peanuts up their butts? Maybe a gorilla shoved the dragon ball up his?" Vegeta laughed. "No monkey is big enough to shove a DRAGONBALL up his hole. Now be reasonable. Besides, that would hurt." He moved more wet leaves aside.
As Rehmon completed his circle he had been flying in for his morning excersise, he noticed two strong ki's on the southern continent. They were in the tropical forest. "Ah ha!" Rehmon said. "I will find them and get the dragon radar from them. Then I'll kill Vegeta. Then I'll wish my affro away." He checked his watch. Just above it, he noticed how ugly the bat bites from last night were looking. He shunned them off and read the time. 2:00 PM. "Pleanty of time to get there." he said. It was only thirty minutes from where he was now, and if he flew his fastest, 15. But he wanted to save his energy so that he would have a lot of fight in him when he met up with Gohan and Vegeta. So he just flew moderatly enjoying the scenery. Then he remembered his dragonball! They were smart enough to figure out that the only moving dragonball on the radar was the one Rehmon had, so if they had seen the radar, surely they would be running. But they weren't. He was hiding his ki, so they coudlen't sense him. The Radar was still turned off, and Rehmon figured this. They had no idea he was coming!
"I can't find it!" Vegeta said. "I'm turning on the radar to make sure we haven't gone astray from the area." he turned it on, just to see something surpraising. A moving Dragonball was right above their heads! He cranked his neck to turn, but before he could, he was knocked down and the Dragon Radar was flung from his reach. "D*mn! D*mn you affro man!" He kicked like a donkey to try amnd get him off, but he coulden't. He went to Super saiayn and flew up as fast as he could and flipped around trying to get him off. Rehmon held on tight and shot a KI blast at Gohan from the air. It knocked Gohan out, and Rehmon zoomed down. He grabbed the radar. "AH AH!" he said, and looked at it. "Oh sh*t!" Vegeta said, and he shot Golagon Fire at Rehmon he was hit by them, but they only knocked him four feet. Rehmon raised the dragon radar to look at it and-- It was broken. a wire was sticking out of the top of it, and the button spring was loose. The glass was shattered. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rehmon said. vegeta laughed. But now they coulden't find Dragonballs! Rehmon hadn't seen the dragonball in this area, so Vegeta hoped he and Gohan could find it after Rehmon left. Rehmon screamed and flew off, royally P*ssed. Gohan woke up. "What happened? Did he get the radar?" Vegeta was so tired that he fell from the air. All the flips and Golagon fires had drained his energy. As he hit his head on a log, he said, "Nope. It's broken. He'll never get it." Gohan sighed. "That's good. Only now we'll have to find them the old fashioned way." They were about to take off, even though they vcould barely do it, when they heard a bang. A HUGE bang. A BIG BANG!! Vegeta shot up in the air, sapping away more energy. He stared at a pretty darn ugly scene. As a huge powerball exploded a city, bodys flew in the air. He killed the people in the city below Ammebo island!" Vegeta said. Gohan flew up, but his flying was shaky. He could barely stand it because of the ki blast that had been shot his way. "D*mn!" Gohan said. Vegeta nodded. "Yep. Let's go see Bulma to make another radar. It will take her a while, but that's better than nothing." Gohan nodded. "How long do you think it will take?" Vegeta shrugged. "I don't know, but he's too stupid to find any dragon balls without any radar. But first, let's look around here for the dragon ball." Gohan had to land now because he was starting to fall. When he landed, he was breathing hard as well as Vegeta. "I.....think it's over here." Gohan said. He pointed into a bundle of bushes. Vegeta looked in and saw the familier orange glint. "That's it!" he said. "Are there any animals in there?" Gohah shook his head so Vegeta reached under and got it. he handed it to Gohan. "I don't know about you, but I need a ride." Vegeta said, and he took out his cell phone. He called Bulma to come get them.
When Bulma, Vegeta and Gohan got to Capsule corp, Bulma gave them food and water to help with their energy. "After your done get a Senzu bean and then do whatever." Bulma said. "The Dragon Radar will take me about three days. It's very complicated." Vegeta nodded. "Don't you think yuo'd better get to work on it then? Time is money." Bulma nodded. "As soon as your done and I give you The senzu bean." Vegeta shoveled his sandwich. "Done. Give is the bean." Bulma handed them one, and Vegeta felt his energy rush back at him with every chew. "Thanks." he said. "Get to the lab, Bulma. Me and Gohan will go into the GR and train while your working on it. I set it to 450 times gravity kid, so if you can't take it then shoo!" Gohan nodded. "I can take 500 times!" He lied. "Okay, then thats what we'll set it to." They got up and went out there.
about a day and a half after the DR was broke, Bulma opened the door to the gravity room. Everything shut off. "BULMA, I told you to knock before you come in here! Everything stops! I don't know how many times I've told you that!" Bulma had a sad look on her face. "Vegeta, I have some back news." He slung a towel over his bare shoulders. "What is it?" Vegeta asked. "Did you STAIN your tennis shoes?" Bulma shook her head. "No, you B*st*rd. I was about halfway through with the Dragon Radar, when I noticed my hands were dirty. But that doesn't matter. It noticed I didn't have enough parts to do it! I need three parts! They will take 6 weeks to deliver--EACH!" Vegeta's mouth gaped. "That's 18 weeks!! D*mn it, Bulma! It will be easier just to find them the old way!" Vegeta was really mad. He stromed past her. "It's not my fault!" She said. "YES IT IS!" He said. He wanted to push her on the table. Vegeta grabbed a Vase and broke it against the TV. "STOP IT!" Bulma said. Vegeta looked at her mad. Suddenly he realized he was very horny. But he didn't let that get in the way. But he DID calm down a little. "Bulma, are you SURE you dont have the parts?" She nodded. Vegeta slapped on a shirt. Unfortunatly it was one of Bulma's. "D*mn! " Bulma said. "You do look sexy in floral print." Vegeta looked down at himself. "Hey, maybe I'll go out like this." he said. "I DO." Bulma laughed and put on one of Vegeta's shirts. He looked at her funny and took off her shirt. Then he put on his. "We're leaving." Vegeta said suddenly. "And i don't know when we'll be back. Not until this is taken care of." Bulma looked at him with hate filled eyes. "WHAT?" She said. "That could take YEARS! You can't leave me to take care of the baby by myself for YEARS!" She pointed at the baby who was playing in the floor. Vegeta looked guilty. "I'm sure it won't take that long." He said. Bulma pushed Vegeta into the coat rack. That Geeta growled and grabbed Bulma's wrists. "Watch it!" He said. "And if I find out anything about you and Yamcha I'll KILL Yamcha!" Vegeta said, laughing. Bulma knew this was an understatement. "Ya right!" Bulma said. "But at least Yamcha's not a deadbeat daddy! First you left for a while, then you came back and now you want to leave again?" Vegeta nodded. "I don't want to, i HAVE to!" He walked away and looked at the fishy tank. "I'll stay for tonight." Vegeta said. "But tomarrow I have to go. I'm leaving a list of rules. Rule number one, don't eat my peanut butter while I'm gone unless you buy more. You never know when I'll come home. Second, remember that chimps stick peanuts up their @$$es. Third, always keep your cell phone close because I'm bringing mine, and fourth, remember to feed my fishes." He looked again at his fish than looked at Bulma. She was sitting on the bed in tears. "Oh no." Vegeta said. "Don't cry!" She didn't listen. Vegeta was subconsiously kinda mad that she didn't listen. He sat down on the bed. "What's the matter with u?" Vegeta asked. "You won't miss me that much. If you do, maybe you need some help. You shoulden't be that attached to someone." Vegeta just wasn't a good person to talk. Bulma wrapped her arms around that sitting Vegeta. She cried into his shirt. He rolled his eyes. Baby Trunks was looking at them weirdly. "To make you feel better, you could cook me some dinner?" Vegeta asked, patting her on the back. "We can order Pizza." Bulma said. "I don't feel like cooking! And Trunks doesn't want you to leave, see?" Trunks wasn't even looking at Vegeta. Vegeta thought maybe Bulma was delirious. There was a knock at the door. "Mr Vegeta! I'm hungry!" Gohan said. "Order some Pizza Hut!" Bulma sobbed, and she layed on her tummy. Vegeta just went out.
Later, when Vegeta had only eaten 4 peices, Bulma came out with trunks on her hip. Her eyes were red rimmed and puffy. "Whats wrong, Mrs. Bulma?" Asked Gohan. Are you upset because it's that time of the month?" Bulma looked suprised. Vegeta blushed crimson. "How do you know about that when your only 9? Vegeta's 31 and I had to TELL him a while ago!" "I Didn't ask to know." Vegeta quickly added. Then he went into the bathroom to hide his embarrasment. "He's very bashful." Bulma said. Gohan nodded. "I noticed." Baby Trunks had some Pizza and he was eating it. Vegeta came out and took another bite with out a word. Bulma sat by him. "You guys should think it over." Bulma said. "I could have those parts here in 18 weeks. Then it would only take you 2 days tops to find them, and you could stay here!" Vegeta shook his head. "We can't waste 18 weeks. Rehmon will kill other people." Bulma nodded and took a small bite of pizza. "What is there about VEGETA you will miss?" Gohan asked. "Me, I'd be glad to have a jerk like him outta my hair." Bulma sobbed somore, and Vegeta gave a death look at Gohan.
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End of Chappie one. R&R! If you have flames, go ahead and let them fly. But remeber whatever you say is only your opinion, and that's the only thing I will think of it as. If you have anything mean to say, don't think it's going to make me sad or angry one bit. As you've all heard, Opinions are like @$$holes. Everyone has one, but no one wants to smell yours if it stinks. But like I said, FLAMES ARE OKAY!
Disclamier: I dont own DBZ or any other trademarked thing in this story.
WARNIN'! If you are offended by the mention of Affro's (The big puffy curly hairdo) then do not read this. THIS STORY CONTAINS ABSOLUTLY NO RACISM, THOUGH.
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Chapter 1 The saiyan with the Affro
(This story takes place RIGHT AFTER the Cell saga, like maybe a month after it. My Vegeta isn't very mean in this story because I have trouble writing mean people)
Vegeta was drinking Tea in his chair. He was watching a very interesting program on TNT, and laughing at the guy on there, who had a big poofy hairdo that stood out in all directions. "BULMA!" He said. She came in. "What's on that dorks head?" It looked like the man's brain had exploded. "It's called an Affro hairdo." Bulma said. "And that guy can't help it so don't laugh." Vegeta laughed anyway. He didn't really care what she said. Baby Trunks was sitting in the floor and playing with some toys. He was a CUTE baby. He had a toy truck that rolled when you pushed it, and he wanted to show Vegeta. He coulden't stand or walk on his own yet, so he pulled himself up on the couch and shoved the Car in vegeta's face. "DA- DA.' He said. Vegeta made a horrible face at Trunks. "Go away, Trunks. I'm watching TV." Trunks threw the car in Vegeta's lap. Vegeta looked at the car with disgust. "EW." he said. He threw it across the room, and onto the balconey. It bounced through the bars and on to the ground. Trunks plopped down and crawled after it, but Vegeta didn't think anything of the situation. he was absorbed in TV. Trunks crawled out on to the balconey. The bars on the balconey were very wide, wide enough for a baby to slip through. First he reached his face hand out, but when he didn't touch it, he crawled. When he was halfway through the bars, Vegeta ran and snatched him up. "You stupid baby!" He said. "Don't you know not to climb through bars 40 feet above the ground?" Baby Trunks cried. Vegeta shut the sliding glass door to the baloconey and put Trunks in the crib. Geeta sat back down on the couch. he was really bored.
Vegeta was just eating lunch, a PBJ sandwich, when he got a call. "It's for YOU!" Bulma said. Vegeta reached for the phone and grabbed it. It ws Piccolo. He was a drunk and a druggie. "hey Vegeta! I thin you should see somethin'! Come to South city ASAP!" "Why should I do that?" vegeta asked. "It's at least a 20 minute fly away." "It's important!" Piccolo said. "Plus, I have some refreshment!" Vegeta nodded. Then he remembered that Piccolo coulden't see him nod over the phone. "Mm hm. I'll be there soon. Keep your pants on." He got up from the table and wiped his mouth. "Good sandwich gotta go!" He grabbed his jacket because it was cold outside and started to leave. "WAIT!" Bulma said. "Your taking us with you! Your not leaving for 3 years like you did LAST time!" Vegeta rolled his eyes and tried his whiny voice. "But BUL-MA! I wanna go by myself!" Bulma shook her head. "Take us or I'll jam my foot up your *ss crack!" Vegeta had taken that experiance before, and it wasn't too nice. "Okay." He said. They stepped out into the front yard, and, Bulma on Vegeta's back, Bulma holding Trunks, they took off. "Hold that baby. I don;t want to hear you WHINE if you drop it." Vegeta said. "It's not an IT." Bulma said. She was gripey. Vegeta was groing to regret taking them. Sometimes you coulden't be around Bulma for 20 minutes. "There's a snowcone stand!" Bulma said, pointing below. "I want a snow cone! NOW!" Vegeta shook his head. "Bulma, I told Piccolo I would be there ASAP!" Bulma didn't care. "Trunks wants one too, so YOUR going to get us one!" She started slapped Vegeta. "Okay, okay!" He said. "Gosh, Husband abuse!" He flew down. Bulma and Trunks got a snowcone, while Vegeta waited. SOMEWHAT patiently. "Do you have a quarter?" Said a bum. Veggie shoved a quarter on the guys eye. He ran away. Bulma and Baby Trunks came back with the snow cones. "OKay, are we FINALLY ready?" Vegeta asked. They both nodded, though trunks was just imitating his mother.
Piccolo, Krillin, Chi Chi, Gohan and a little boy who was only about a month old named Goten were down on the ground at South City. When Vegeta landed, Bulma immediatly went to Chi Chi to see the new baby, and Vegeta went to Piccolo. "What's this imporant thing you wanted to tell me, Piccolo?" Piccolo pointed at a teliscope. "I called everyone here because of something I saw in THERE." he said. "What was it, a cool star formation?" Vegeta asked. he wanted to see it. "No." Piccolo whispered, and took a drink of beer. "It was something else. I want your woman to take a look at it." Vegeta nodded. He was disgusted because he could smell alchohal on Piccolo's putrid breath. "Bulma, come over here!" Vegeta said. "I think Piccolo wants you to look at something!" the others gathered around as Bulma looked through the lens. She hummed as she moved the squeaky telescope from side to side. Then the teliscope stopped. "Oh SH*T!" Bulma said. "What is it?" Chi Chi asked. "The big dipper??" Bulma shook her head. "Worse! It's a Saiyan Space pod!" Everyone stared at her for a moment, and busted out laughing. "A Saiyan Space Pod? You stupid idiot!" Krillin said. "Planet Vegeta isn't around any more! Explain how that could be possible." Bulma screamed in Krillin's face, "I DONT KNOW, BUT ITS RIGHT THERE!" Vegeta took a look. he had to move the telescope lens a little down because the space pod was moving so fast. "She's right." He said. "That's a Saiyan Space pod alright." Chi Chi looked up. By now it was so close she could see it with the naked eye. "Guys, I think we'd better move before we get smashed." Said Piccolo. Everyone started running in seperate directions, but the Saiyan pod was too fast for the drunk Piccolo. It landed on his back end and crushed his legs. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Piccolo said. "My legs! My beautiful legs!" Vegeta ran over and tried to tug Piccolo out. "No use, man. Your like that for life." Piccolo sobbed. "VEGETA, Get over here before the Saiyan comes out!" Bulma said. He tugged on Piccolo a couple more times, shrugged, and ran back with his wife and kid as the Saiyan door swung open. A large cloud of smoke came out. Bulma waved a hand in front of her face. "HES A HEAVY SMOKER." She said, pointng out the obvious. She noticed a Saiyan elastic boot was the only thing outside the smoke. It was a pretty muscular leg, she could tell. "What kind of Ki do you get from this guy?" She asked Vegeta. Vegeta concentrated. "Dunno. He's hiding it." He replied after a long moments silence.
When the smoke cleared, it was more funny than ANYTHING. A saiyan, they presumed, because of the boots and space pod, but....For some stupid reason, he was covered in green face paint on his arms and everything! Other than that he wore a white muscle shirt and light blue spandex. His tail was out. But there was something realoly weird about it. When the Saiyan got out, he stepped on Piccolo's head. he saw the others. "Cool!" He said in a deep, young sounding voice. "Hi you guys!" He said. They were all cracking up. "What?" He asked. "I'm very touchy about being made fun of, you know!" Bulma took out a baby whipe and began wiping off his face and arms, until the green was gone. "Thanks, lady." Said the Saiyan. "I'll explain the green paint. Okay my parents rode in that space pod right before planet vegeta got blowed up, so they rode to Namek and screwed and had me, and then they died. I lived on Namek a long time and I had to wear this green face paint so they woulden't judge me." Piccolo sputtered, 'My people are awful idiots if they can't tell a green sayain from a Namek." The Saiyan shrugged. "So....why the H*ll are you hiding your ki?" Vegeta asked. "Oh, am I?" Asked the Saiyan. He let it out. "WOW." Bulma said as she saw the look on Vegeta's face. "Why-he's stronger than Kakarott!" He said. "Cool!" Chi Chi said. Vegeta wanted to kill the guy. Mr. Saiayn turned around. "The green Namek is stuck under the pod." Said The saiyan. Bulma observed his tail. It was curled and a bell was tied to it. "Why is there a bell on your tail?" She asked. The Saiyan turned around. "I like the sound of bells." Bulma noticed how extremely handsome this Saiyan was, like most Saiayns were. But this one had Vegeta BEAT. He had somewhat SIMPLE hair for a saiyan! It was flat and black except for some bangs like Goku's and two spikes in the front. But he was really muscular and everything. "What's your name?" Bulma asked him, in a daze. "My name is Rehmon. It means Lemon!" Nobody had asked him for an explaination, but Bulma didn't care. Lemon can mean something sour, or something very nasty. "So, Rehmon." Vegeta said. "What brings you to this crapy planet right now?" Rehmon shrugged. "It seemed like a nice enough place to live, and I always wanted to be a clown." Bulma thought this awkward. "This is Chi Chi, Gohan, Goten, Krillin, Vegeta, Piccolo and My baby, Trunks." Rehmon nodded. "The babie's cute." he said. "So are YOU!" Said Chi Chi. She fugured since Goku was dead she could hit on Rehmon. "You can still become Ozaru, right?(Ozaru is the monkey form. I think that's the word for it) Rehmon nodded. "If I see the full moon. But I susually don't look because I don't have any need to become a giant, ugly, stinky monkey. Who would want to?" Vegeta grunted. Rehmon walked over and pulled Piccol out from under the space pod. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to crush your legs." Rehmon lit up a cigeatte and puffed. "My one weakness." he said. "I can't live without cigerattes." Vegeta was doing some serious thinking. "If your stronger than Kakarott already, then you must be REALL strong in Super Saiyan." Vegeta said. Rehmon nodded.
"Please go SS for us." Bulma said. "I bet your even sexier like that." Rehmon looked at the ground. "I'm not sure if you would think so. I don't really like going Super Saiyan in front of people..." He kicked some dust. Gohan patted him on the back. "It's okay. You don't have anything to hide." Rehmon chuckled. "You have no idea." He moved his tail and the bell jingled. Gohan vilontly grabbed his tail. "If you make that bell sound one more time, I'll rip it off!" Said the child. "HEY!" Rehmon said. He got up and turned to face Gohan. "If there's one thing i hate, it's people who make fun of me, kid! If you dont go away and leave me alone I'll blow your head off!" Gohan ran away crying as the man sat back down. "You have temper problems." Said Vegeta. "Maybe you should see someone about that." Rehmon glared at Geeta, who recoiled. "Let's go home, Bulma. He's too chicken to show us his SS technique. I'll bet he can't even do it!" Rehmon got up. "Yes I can! I swear I can!" Vegeta laughed. "No, we all came here for nothing. Your a weak @$$ who's a chicken sh*t as well." "Vegeta.." Bulma said. Vegeta moved away from her. "He's so stupid he.........he's stupid! And he crushed Piccolo!" Piccolo moaned. Rehmon was getting very mad. "Shut up, you stupid head!" He screamed. "Look! He can't even think up good insults." Everyone was telling Vegeta to hush. "FINE!" Rehmon spat. "I'll go SS if it will make you shut your ugly mouth!" Vegeta opened his mouth to say something about the ugly comment, but it was interrupted by laughter. Horrible peals of laughter. Rehmon had gone SS....and his somewhat normal hair had gone POOF! Right into a curly, kinky affro that stood about 2 and a half feet on his head. Vegeta was rolling. He swore his guts were splitting.
"Lookit that guy!" vegeta said. "His hair is everywhere!" Baby Trunks was laughing, imitating his dad. "I'll bet those Nameks turned their @$$es and ran every time you did this! You look like a big sheep's on your head!!!" He laughed horribly someore. "Vegeta, SHUT UP!" Bulma said. "He's getting really mad." She pointed at the Saiyan. The bell on his tail was still. His affro barely shifted in a huge wind gust. Piccolo moaned and groaned some more. "I DONT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME!!!!!" Rehmon shouted. he shot a series of powerballs at Vegeta, who dodged them all. "Holy Sh*t! You DO need anger managment!" He said when Rehmon was done. "Your really strong. Maybe you should be more careful." Chi Chi said. "MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT UP!" Rehmon said, and he shot Chi Chi with a weak ki blast. She screamed. "Do you have Dragonballs on this useless planet that I could destroy any minute?" Rehmon said. "because they may be your only hope!" His power level was climbing. "Yes, you B*st*rd!" Vegeta said. Rehmon seemed completely oblivious to the cuss words he was using. "But you need a dragon radar, or you'll never find them. What do you want them for??" Rehmon laughed evilly. "First, I want to wish away this affro! Everyone makes fun of me for it! Second, I want YOU dead!" He pointed at Vegeta. "We're cool though, right?" Bulma asked. Rehmon nodded. "Of course!" He said. "But give me a dragon radar! I want the dragon balls!" Gohan spit on Rehmon's shoe. "No way, you scum. We're not giving them to YOU. The dragonballs need to be used for a common good, not just for an affro gone!" Rehmon screamed. "If I don't get me some dragonballs, I might have to FIND them myself! And if that happens, I'll blow things up! And if I get frustrated, I'll destroy the planet!" Vegeta got up off the ground and dusted off. "There's some dragon nests in the hills over that way. You can have THEIR balls." Rehmon shot Vegeta with a ki blast. Vegeta was knocked into a cliff and he screamed and fainted. "This is your last warning!" Rehmon said. "You'll be hearing from me soon!" He went back to normal and flew away. Gohan had to cover his ears at the annoying bell sound. Everyone was staring up at the sky in awe. "What the Hell was that?" Asked Piccolo. The Space pod was still on his legs. Vegeta was struggling to walk back over. "That almost killed me. He's a freak! Did you see that curly tail? It was like a lemur or something." Gohan nodded. "And that bell! I couldv'e choked him with it!!!" Vegeta hovered off the ground a couple of feet. "Kakarott's brat, let's go see if we can find him. Bulma, give me a dragon radar so I can find the dragonballs before he does." Bulma tossed him one. "Be careful honey. Be back by six! That's dinner time!" Vegeta nodded. "Buh bye!" he said, and they flew off
Vegeta and Gohan were flying over and ocean. Veggie had his eyes closed. "Do you sense his ki?" Gohan asked. "Because I sure do. I think he's on Ammebo island." Vegeta opened his eyes and nodded. "That's what I was thinking too, but why would he be there? There's no people there. It's just a little green island." Gohan thought a while. "Maybe it's that city below Ammebo island. I can't remember for the life of me what it is, but I know it's there." Vegeta looked down and saw Ammebo island. There was indeed a city beneath it. "Your right, kid." Vegeta said. "There's Rehmon. But why isn't he looking up? He should be able to sense our ki." Gohan shrugged. "Beats the hell out of me. Let's see if we can land behind him and beat him up." Gihan was about to land, but Vegeta stopped him. "We don't have any place to hide. Besides--he can SURELY sense our ki down there, even if we're trying to hide it. Which would probably be a good idea right about now." Gohan nodded and they hid their kis the best they could up in the air without falling. It was a hard task to do. "Okay." Gohan said. "What do we do now? See if he's around any dragon balls?" Vegeta looked on the radar. The little orange lights were everywhere. But the closet one was in the city down below. "It's in the city down below!" Vegeta exclaimed. "I wonder if he knows it's down there, or if he's just sitting there thinking?" Gohan shrugged. "Let's go get it--" But he stopped mid-scentence because they noticed Rehmon was taking off. he was Very, very fast, and headed down to the city. "Let's catch up to him and try to knock him out!" Vegeta said. "That'll be easy...if he doesnt know we're there. Cuz if he goes super saiyan, I might die laughing before he has a chance to kill me!" Gohan nodded. "Okay? You ready?" Vegeta nodded. "Ready. Let's GO!" They took off as fast as they could toward Rehmon. His head wasn't turned; he didn't realize they were there! Gohan was about to do a volleyball spike on his head, but he was a tad too fast. he was so strong that he could stay ahead of them by a foot. He turned around. "YOU!" He said, and started firing blind ki blasts. "The only reason you would be here is--" he looked at Vegeta's dragon radar. Then he hatched a plain. "If there's a dragonball here! I have to get it!" He turned and zipped a little ways to make them think he was going to the city. But he turned around and ki'd Veggie in the stomach, who's fist came unclenched and the dragon radar went from his hands. Vegeta fell to the ground. Gohan zipped down and caught the radar right before it hit the ground, and decided the best thing to do was run from Rehmon. He flew as fast as he could. Vegeta was wobbly getting up. "Hey Gohan! Thanks for waiting for me, god!" Vegeta took off as Gohan waited. "You aren't going anywhere until I get my dragon radar from you!" Rehmon said. "I'm going to get those dragon balls, and I want them NOW!" He raced toward Vegeta and Gohan. Gohan, panicking, tried the trick his father had sometimes done with him in training. He put his cheek against Vegeta's cheek and they put their hands togather(Like in the episode where they're inside of Buu). They aimed at Rehmon, who was laughing at their little pose. "Ready?" Gohan asked. Vegeta nodded, because he didn't like this at all. Gohan did a Kamehameha wave and Vegeta did a Big Bang. Both the attacks together were very powerful. They raced at Rehmon and collided with him, knocking him 14 feet into the side of a cliff and knocking him out. Then Gohan and Vegeta split.
"Do you want to come to my house?" Gohan asked. "Maybe we should bunk in the same house in case we need to temporarily take care of Rehmon again." Vegeta shook his head. "I need to go home to my wife and son. Call me if there's any trouble." Gohan nodded and waved as Vegeta flew off, but Vegeta didn't wave. he was too worried about Rehmon. He didn't think Gohan and the others realized how strong he was.
When Vegeta got to Capsule corp, Trunks was asleep in his crib and Bulma was doing sit ups in the floor. When he waked in, Bulma ran over to greet him. "hello, Vegeta." She said, giving him a kiss. "Hello." Vegeta grumbled. he threw his armor on the couch and flounced. "My abs don't feel that hard yet." Bulma said, sitting down next to Vegeta. "You said they would be!" Vegeta had to think of something to say. He had just told her that so she would leave him be. "They're getting there." Vegeta said, patting her thigh. "Dinner ready yet?" he asked. He noticed a pot of noodles on the stove. "No." Bulma said. "It's only 5:30. So how did it go with Reymond??" Vegeta snorted. "It's Rehmon. And you know what? His name means lemon. lemon can mean SEX! His name means SEX!" Bulma rolled her eyes. "Well how did it go?" vegeta pulled out the dragon radar. "He tried to take this, but we managed to keep it away from im. Then we blew him into a cliff and knocked his @$$ out. Don't think he'll be up asy time soon." He looked at Bulma on the couch. She was in a daze. "What's wrong with you?" Vegeta asked. he got up. "I was thinking about Rehmon. He's sexy." Said BUlma. She was in a dream like state. Vegeta felt a pang of jelousy. "Your in love with a mass freakin murderer?" he said, opening the boiling water pan and grabbing a noodle. He thought he was indestructible, but the boiling water burnt his hands. "Not in LOVE with him. He's just hot." Said Bulma. "And he didn't kill anyone yet." Vegeta raised his hand. "He's almost killed me twice now. And that kid of Kakarotts." He heard baby Trunks start to cry. "Oh no." Vegeta said. "Now I will have to listen to him for 30 minutes." Bulma shut Trunks' bedroom door. "I'm not even going to get him." Vegeta thought that was cruel. he got another noddle; earned another burn. His fingers were red. "Rehmon has an AFFRO." Said Vegeta. "Did you notice that?" Bulma nodded.
"SOMEONE HELP ME!" Waild Piccolo. His legs were crushed underneath the Space Pod still because no one bothered to get him out. His feeling in his legs was gone.
Rehmon got up from his knock out. He felt dizzy and dazed. As he got up, his bones creaked and groaned. He looked at his scraped up hands and decided he wanted to kill some people and then he wanted to smoke some crack. He decided that he wanted to kill people because he was mad. But then he remembered the dragon ball in the city. The one Vegeta and Gohan had forgotten about. He decided to let the people of the city live while he searched for it. Then he would kill them when he found it.
"OH SH*T!" Vegeta said, sitting up in bed. "What's wrong?" Bulma asked, sitting up next to him. "That D*mn dragonball! There was one in the city below Ammebo island, and me and Gohan forgot to get it before we left so Rehmon coulden't get it!" Vegeta punched their water bed. Bulma was worried he would wake up Trunks in the next room. "Shhhh!" She said. "Call Gohan and tell him that you need to go get it! NOW!" She shoved him out of bed. He thumped on the floor. "D*mn you!" he said. "I'm not calling Gohah at this hour. I don't have THAT much respect for him. Besides, Rehmon's stupid. He won;t find it before morning." "Are you sure?" Bulma asked. "If he does, I won't buy you any ice cream this week." She layed back down. Vegeta did the same. He really wanted ice cream so he decided he WOULD call Gohan. He picked up the phone and dialed, and Bulma picked up the other phone to listen. "Hello?" Said a sleepy voice. "Whoever has the nerve to call this late must be seriously disturbed." It was Chi Chi's voice. Vegeta grunted. "I need to talk to your son RIGHT NOW. It's urgent, and us being the two strongest around, I think--" Chi Chi handed it to Gohan. "Hello?" Said Gohan. he didn't sound like he had been asleep. "Was mom rude? I told her I wanted to kick her @$$." Vegeta laughed. "That's nice. We all feel like that sometimes. Now stop rambling so I can get to the point. We forgot to get the Dragonball out of the city. Rehmon knows its down there. He's probley already looking for it if he hasn't already found it." Gohan yawned. "Oh yeah. Sh*t." He thought. Vegeta took the floor to talk again. "But I think if he does have it, we can get it away from him tomarrow." Gohan paused for a while. "Are you SURE?" he asked. "Yes." Vegeta said. "I need my sleep to regain energy anyway. I took a mighty big fall today." he had a big old knot on his head. "Alright." Gohan said. "Seeya tomarrow at 11:00." "Tomarrow at 11 it is." Vegeta said. Then he hung up and layed back down. "You two are stupid." Bulma said. "If he has that Dragonball, and you can't get it away from him, he might find the others and wish YOU dead, then he'll blow up the world. You know, I think he needs to be on Prozack or something because he has some major mental problems." Vegeta remembered his heavy smoking problem.
Rehmon looked in a cute little cave. There was a bunch of bats in the cave. He saw a shiny orange thing in the cave and wondered at once weather it was the dragonball. "Are dragonballs orange?" He said to himself. Some of the bats fluttered their wings. He thought they were, so he reached in the cave and went to grab it. He grabbed a bat instead. He didn't expect it to do what it did. But it fluttered and gnashed and gashed with its teeth! Rehmon knew that bats usually went limp when you grabbed them. But thism one bit the H*ll out of his hand and tore it up with his claws. Rehmon screamed and threw the bat 1,000 feet down to the earth. He didn't see the splat, but he was sure it was present. He looked at his hand. The bite marks and scratches were beginning to swell around the edges. He killed all the bats with a Ki blast and grabbed the Dragonball. It was shiny and smooth. Rehymon loved it. Then he noticed the bat had Sh*t on his hands and he thought that was nasty.
"Okay. If I was Rehmon where would I be?" Gohan asked. Vegeta shrugged. "If I had a big affro when I went Super Saiayn I'd be in the assisted suicide office." Gohan shrugged. "Maybe we should check THERE first." He looked at the Dragon radar for the first time that morning. What he saw was horrifying to him. "Um, Vegeta, look at this." He said and he pointed to the point the Dragonball had been at. It was gone, but the blinking light was moving very fast now, and luckily the blinking moving one wasn't going near a Dragonball. "There's the dragonball Rehmon has." Vegeta said, pointing at the one that was moving across the screen. It quickly went out of range. "He went out of range! We lost him!" Gohan said. He felt like crushing the radar. Vegeta looked around at all the Dragonballs on the screen. "There's not one in range but one." Vegeta said. "And that's a three hour flight. What if we run into Rehmon?" Gohan shrugged. "I dunno. But we have to get it before he does so he doesn't wish his Affro away." Vegeta looked at Gohan. "You stupid, the affro isn't why we don't want him using them. It's because he's going to kill me, and that's bad." "Why doesn't he just do it himself?" Gohan asked. "Gosh, lazy." Vegeta shrugged. "He might decide to, I reckon. So let's go get the D*mn thing before he does." Gohan nodded and they strated flying.
OKay, the radar says the ball is around this area." Gohan said. It was about a mile raidius that the ball could be in. "We don't need the dragon radar right now, so I'll turn it off." Gohan turned it off to save batteries. Vegeta looked under a pile of leaves, but all he saw were slugs. They were in a really tropical forest type thing. "It's not here!" Vegeta said. He kicked a rock aside. It looked like a patato. "Maybe it's in some sleeping monkey's belly." Gohan said. "Did you know monkey's shove peanuts up their butts? Maybe a gorilla shoved the dragon ball up his?" Vegeta laughed. "No monkey is big enough to shove a DRAGONBALL up his hole. Now be reasonable. Besides, that would hurt." He moved more wet leaves aside.
As Rehmon completed his circle he had been flying in for his morning excersise, he noticed two strong ki's on the southern continent. They were in the tropical forest. "Ah ha!" Rehmon said. "I will find them and get the dragon radar from them. Then I'll kill Vegeta. Then I'll wish my affro away." He checked his watch. Just above it, he noticed how ugly the bat bites from last night were looking. He shunned them off and read the time. 2:00 PM. "Pleanty of time to get there." he said. It was only thirty minutes from where he was now, and if he flew his fastest, 15. But he wanted to save his energy so that he would have a lot of fight in him when he met up with Gohan and Vegeta. So he just flew moderatly enjoying the scenery. Then he remembered his dragonball! They were smart enough to figure out that the only moving dragonball on the radar was the one Rehmon had, so if they had seen the radar, surely they would be running. But they weren't. He was hiding his ki, so they coudlen't sense him. The Radar was still turned off, and Rehmon figured this. They had no idea he was coming!
"I can't find it!" Vegeta said. "I'm turning on the radar to make sure we haven't gone astray from the area." he turned it on, just to see something surpraising. A moving Dragonball was right above their heads! He cranked his neck to turn, but before he could, he was knocked down and the Dragon Radar was flung from his reach. "D*mn! D*mn you affro man!" He kicked like a donkey to try amnd get him off, but he coulden't. He went to Super saiayn and flew up as fast as he could and flipped around trying to get him off. Rehmon held on tight and shot a KI blast at Gohan from the air. It knocked Gohan out, and Rehmon zoomed down. He grabbed the radar. "AH AH!" he said, and looked at it. "Oh sh*t!" Vegeta said, and he shot Golagon Fire at Rehmon he was hit by them, but they only knocked him four feet. Rehmon raised the dragon radar to look at it and-- It was broken. a wire was sticking out of the top of it, and the button spring was loose. The glass was shattered. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rehmon said. vegeta laughed. But now they coulden't find Dragonballs! Rehmon hadn't seen the dragonball in this area, so Vegeta hoped he and Gohan could find it after Rehmon left. Rehmon screamed and flew off, royally P*ssed. Gohan woke up. "What happened? Did he get the radar?" Vegeta was so tired that he fell from the air. All the flips and Golagon fires had drained his energy. As he hit his head on a log, he said, "Nope. It's broken. He'll never get it." Gohan sighed. "That's good. Only now we'll have to find them the old fashioned way." They were about to take off, even though they vcould barely do it, when they heard a bang. A HUGE bang. A BIG BANG!! Vegeta shot up in the air, sapping away more energy. He stared at a pretty darn ugly scene. As a huge powerball exploded a city, bodys flew in the air. He killed the people in the city below Ammebo island!" Vegeta said. Gohan flew up, but his flying was shaky. He could barely stand it because of the ki blast that had been shot his way. "D*mn!" Gohan said. Vegeta nodded. "Yep. Let's go see Bulma to make another radar. It will take her a while, but that's better than nothing." Gohan nodded. "How long do you think it will take?" Vegeta shrugged. "I don't know, but he's too stupid to find any dragon balls without any radar. But first, let's look around here for the dragon ball." Gohan had to land now because he was starting to fall. When he landed, he was breathing hard as well as Vegeta. "I.....think it's over here." Gohan said. He pointed into a bundle of bushes. Vegeta looked in and saw the familier orange glint. "That's it!" he said. "Are there any animals in there?" Gohah shook his head so Vegeta reached under and got it. he handed it to Gohan. "I don't know about you, but I need a ride." Vegeta said, and he took out his cell phone. He called Bulma to come get them.
When Bulma, Vegeta and Gohan got to Capsule corp, Bulma gave them food and water to help with their energy. "After your done get a Senzu bean and then do whatever." Bulma said. "The Dragon Radar will take me about three days. It's very complicated." Vegeta nodded. "Don't you think yuo'd better get to work on it then? Time is money." Bulma nodded. "As soon as your done and I give you The senzu bean." Vegeta shoveled his sandwich. "Done. Give is the bean." Bulma handed them one, and Vegeta felt his energy rush back at him with every chew. "Thanks." he said. "Get to the lab, Bulma. Me and Gohan will go into the GR and train while your working on it. I set it to 450 times gravity kid, so if you can't take it then shoo!" Gohan nodded. "I can take 500 times!" He lied. "Okay, then thats what we'll set it to." They got up and went out there.
about a day and a half after the DR was broke, Bulma opened the door to the gravity room. Everything shut off. "BULMA, I told you to knock before you come in here! Everything stops! I don't know how many times I've told you that!" Bulma had a sad look on her face. "Vegeta, I have some back news." He slung a towel over his bare shoulders. "What is it?" Vegeta asked. "Did you STAIN your tennis shoes?" Bulma shook her head. "No, you B*st*rd. I was about halfway through with the Dragon Radar, when I noticed my hands were dirty. But that doesn't matter. It noticed I didn't have enough parts to do it! I need three parts! They will take 6 weeks to deliver--EACH!" Vegeta's mouth gaped. "That's 18 weeks!! D*mn it, Bulma! It will be easier just to find them the old way!" Vegeta was really mad. He stromed past her. "It's not my fault!" She said. "YES IT IS!" He said. He wanted to push her on the table. Vegeta grabbed a Vase and broke it against the TV. "STOP IT!" Bulma said. Vegeta looked at her mad. Suddenly he realized he was very horny. But he didn't let that get in the way. But he DID calm down a little. "Bulma, are you SURE you dont have the parts?" She nodded. Vegeta slapped on a shirt. Unfortunatly it was one of Bulma's. "D*mn! " Bulma said. "You do look sexy in floral print." Vegeta looked down at himself. "Hey, maybe I'll go out like this." he said. "I DO." Bulma laughed and put on one of Vegeta's shirts. He looked at her funny and took off her shirt. Then he put on his. "We're leaving." Vegeta said suddenly. "And i don't know when we'll be back. Not until this is taken care of." Bulma looked at him with hate filled eyes. "WHAT?" She said. "That could take YEARS! You can't leave me to take care of the baby by myself for YEARS!" She pointed at the baby who was playing in the floor. Vegeta looked guilty. "I'm sure it won't take that long." He said. Bulma pushed Vegeta into the coat rack. That Geeta growled and grabbed Bulma's wrists. "Watch it!" He said. "And if I find out anything about you and Yamcha I'll KILL Yamcha!" Vegeta said, laughing. Bulma knew this was an understatement. "Ya right!" Bulma said. "But at least Yamcha's not a deadbeat daddy! First you left for a while, then you came back and now you want to leave again?" Vegeta nodded. "I don't want to, i HAVE to!" He walked away and looked at the fishy tank. "I'll stay for tonight." Vegeta said. "But tomarrow I have to go. I'm leaving a list of rules. Rule number one, don't eat my peanut butter while I'm gone unless you buy more. You never know when I'll come home. Second, remember that chimps stick peanuts up their @$$es. Third, always keep your cell phone close because I'm bringing mine, and fourth, remember to feed my fishes." He looked again at his fish than looked at Bulma. She was sitting on the bed in tears. "Oh no." Vegeta said. "Don't cry!" She didn't listen. Vegeta was subconsiously kinda mad that she didn't listen. He sat down on the bed. "What's the matter with u?" Vegeta asked. "You won't miss me that much. If you do, maybe you need some help. You shoulden't be that attached to someone." Vegeta just wasn't a good person to talk. Bulma wrapped her arms around that sitting Vegeta. She cried into his shirt. He rolled his eyes. Baby Trunks was looking at them weirdly. "To make you feel better, you could cook me some dinner?" Vegeta asked, patting her on the back. "We can order Pizza." Bulma said. "I don't feel like cooking! And Trunks doesn't want you to leave, see?" Trunks wasn't even looking at Vegeta. Vegeta thought maybe Bulma was delirious. There was a knock at the door. "Mr Vegeta! I'm hungry!" Gohan said. "Order some Pizza Hut!" Bulma sobbed, and she layed on her tummy. Vegeta just went out.
Later, when Vegeta had only eaten 4 peices, Bulma came out with trunks on her hip. Her eyes were red rimmed and puffy. "Whats wrong, Mrs. Bulma?" Asked Gohan. Are you upset because it's that time of the month?" Bulma looked suprised. Vegeta blushed crimson. "How do you know about that when your only 9? Vegeta's 31 and I had to TELL him a while ago!" "I Didn't ask to know." Vegeta quickly added. Then he went into the bathroom to hide his embarrasment. "He's very bashful." Bulma said. Gohan nodded. "I noticed." Baby Trunks had some Pizza and he was eating it. Vegeta came out and took another bite with out a word. Bulma sat by him. "You guys should think it over." Bulma said. "I could have those parts here in 18 weeks. Then it would only take you 2 days tops to find them, and you could stay here!" Vegeta shook his head. "We can't waste 18 weeks. Rehmon will kill other people." Bulma nodded and took a small bite of pizza. "What is there about VEGETA you will miss?" Gohan asked. "Me, I'd be glad to have a jerk like him outta my hair." Bulma sobbed somore, and Vegeta gave a death look at Gohan.
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