It's everybody's favorite cat, Gumball! What's our good friend up to this time? I'll tell you what he's doing, Gumball's putting on girl clothing and become the center of attention again. Oh Gumball, don't you remember how well that went the last time? Maybe this time you'll learn, retard.

THE CROSSDRESSER

"Come on Darwin. We're gonna be late for school."

"Be there in a second." Darwin rubs his face on the fire hydrant that's out in front of the school's entrance.

"Now Darwin."

"I'm coming." Then Darwin whispers to the hydrant in the most seductive voice he could perform. "Until we meet again, my lover."

Anais rolls her eyes. "Am I the only one who's smart around here?"

"Ok, ready!"

Anais and Darwin walk up the steps to the school.

Anais looks behind her. She sees Gumball hiding behind a tree, waiting for the signal from her. She gives him the thumbs up and then Gumball makes his move.

Swiftly, Gumball snatches the dress from the hydrant and runs all the way home, all the while making sure no one sees him in the nude.

"Hey, do you know where Gumball is?" Asks Darwin. "I haven't seen him in days!"

"I have no idea. I'm sure he'll turn up somewhere. Don't worry."

Another set of laundry is hanging outside to dry as Richard sleeps soundly beneath them. Richard is totally unaware of what's going on around him. Unaware of such things like the fingerprint robber inside of the Robinsons' house, or his own son coming through the front door with no clothes on.

Gumball notices that the house is dead silent, meaning that no was inside right now, meaning he won't have to worry about anyone discovering him and his little fiasco.

He grabs a chair from the kitchen and drags it up the stairs. The chair makes a very loud clunking noise with each step. Now on the second floor, Gumball goes into his parents' bedroom. He puts the chair next to the wardrobe and he gets on it. There is an empty box on top of the wardrobe, Gumball reaches for it and puts the dress inside. But before he puts it back, he holds the box in his hands, looking at his mother's wedding dress.

He remembers the good times he had with the dress.

He remember that at first he wasn't too thrilled at the prospect of wearing a dress to school. He knew how cruel his classmates could be. But when he did wore it, everyone acted in a way he was never expecting. They all loved him, or rather, they all loved the girl they thoght she was.

The last few days were the greatest he ever had in his young life. All the attention and love from everybody. If he was just ordinary Gumball, none of that would've happen. Getting picked on just about everyone, getting seriously injured, and desperately trying to establish a meaningful relationship with Penny. That's what the last days would've been liked .

Gumball lets out a sigh heavy with regret. He hates that he has to do this. He really wishes that he can be beautiful again, forever this time, not just for a little while. He wants to be someone else, someone that people idolize, glorify, and admire. He wishes that he wasn't Gumball. A loser that no one likes. Nothing but an extra in a movie where everyone else is the star.

"Oh, what I wouldn't give to relive those moments again." Gumball says to himself. He puts back the box on top of the wardrobe. "But she's dead now, and there's no way now she's never coming back."

Gumball perks up, he has an idea.

"Maybe she can come back. As a ghost..."

He gives this idea a moment to fester inside his head, thinking of a plan and wondering if it could possibly backfire on him.

"Nah." He rejects the idea. "Where am I going get all that make-up powder anyways?"

Still, he won't give up that easily. He absolutely has to find a way to relive that time as a girl again. It's too good of an experience to just pass up. Gumball thinks for a bit more, trying to think of a better plan. Then it hits him.

"That wedding dress isn't the only thing that mom wears." says Gumball, looking at the closet.

A perfect fit. It surprises Gumball how well his mom's clothes fits nicely to his body. He looks at himself in the body size mirror. He swerves around, admiring every single area of his body in his new girl clothes.

"I look so much better this way." Gumball says. "My other clothes didn't help bring out the color in my eyes like these do."

Gumball puts his hands on his hips, filling up with pride from his genius plan, his good looks, and his newly found confidence.

"These clothes are gonna make my entire life awesome!"

He looks at himself for awhile. Standing in front of the mirror and letting the time pass him by. He just stares at himself, transfix at his beauty.

"Ok, enough of that. Now that step one of my plan is completed, it's now for step two!"

Gumball is at the bus stop more earlier than usual. He got there before Anais or Darwin even had the chance to wake up. He has his mom's clothes on, a white collared shirt and a gray pleaded skirt.

"I'm ready, I won't mess up like last time." He says to himself.

Gumball feels Tina coming, her big thumping feet announcing her presence. Gumball turns around behind him, Tina is there, along with some of their classmates.

All right, Gumball, all of your planning and preparation has lead you to this moment. Don't mess it up.

Tina decides to speak first. "Who are you?"

"My name is Teresa Bocquelet. If you don't believe me, I can even show you my fake- I mean real! My real driver's license."

"You know how to drive?" Asks Tobias.

"Yep, I'm from Europe. And Europeans, such as myself, are very fast-learners when it comes to driving."

"You're from Europe?" Asks Penny.

"Where in Europe?" Adds Tina.

"Annecy, France. The Palais de L'Isle was right outside my window. It looks lovely this time of the year. I know how it looks because that's where I'm from; Annecy. Not here."

So far so good, they don't expect a thing.

"Wow. I've never met any one from France before! What's it like?"

"Oh you know, it's great. Uhh, there's a lot of people that speak a different language than us. There's a lot of grapes and stuff. We like to make juice with it. And our king is called Nicky Sir Cozy. Weird name, huh? There's a lot of interesting stuff like that back in French."

"You mean France?"

"Yeah, France, that's what I said."

"That's so cool! We never met someone from Europe before. Except for..."

All of Gumball's classmates bows their heads in silence to show respect for the dead.

"May the Infinite Universe spare that special lady and her dress from an afterlife of torment." Says Banana Joe.

"Amen," Says Tobias.

"But we all have to move on." Says Penny, after everyone finishes the moment of silence. "Anyways, it's very nice to meet you, Teresa."

"Thanks Penny."

Oh shi-

"How do you know my name's Penny?"

"Umm. Good question. That's because, because...I'm physic."

Everybody gasps at the shocking revelation.

"You're physic?"

Darn it, Gumball, you're messing everything up!

"No. Haha, just kidding. It's just that you reminded me of this girl I knew who's name also happens to be Penny. That's the reason, it's not like I've known you my whole life or anything like that."

"Oh, well that explains it."

"Hey, Teresa." Says Tina. "Since you're new here, do you want to hang out with us? We can show you around the school. If you want."

Yes! My plan is totally working!

"I would love that!"

This is great, I'm starting to get popular again!

Gumball hears someone from behind walking up to him.

"Gumball?"

Oh no, It's Anais. She's going to ruin everything. Don't worry Gumball, you've prepared for this. Just stay cool.

He turns around to face his sister. Darwin is right there next to her too.

"Gumball?" Asks Gumball inquisitively. "I think you're mistaking me for somebody else. I'm not Gumball. I'm Teresa Bocquelet."

"What are you talking about?"

The bus arrives and everyone starts to get on.

"Come on Teresa." Says Penny. "You can sit with me."

"Sorry rabbit girl I've never met before. I have to go now."

Gumball gets in the bus along with with his new friends.

"I can believe he's doing this again."

"She's so beautiful!"

Anais sighs. "Oh, not this again!"

Looks like Gumball is at it again! When will that kid learn? Tune in next time to see what sort of wacky hijinks he'll get in as Teresa Bocquelet!

By the way, does anyone have any clue why I chose that name? I bet you'll never find out because you're all that stupid! HaHaHa!

What? Did I upset you? Well, try to prove me wrong bitch. Try to find out why I chose Teresa Bocquelet as Gumball's alias and I will apoligize.