Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

Author's Note: this is dedicated to all the Twilight fans who HATE Renesmee Carlie Cullen.

One day Nahuel found himself near the cullen mansion, home to the lovely vampires Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Emmett and Edward Cullen and the half vampire Renesmee and her mother Bella.

After the battle all the other vampires who knew Renesmee hated her as they realized how rude, selfish and evil she really was. Nahuel however thought she was misunderstood. Nahuel had brain damage, you see. He thought Renesmee was being nice when she was manipulating people and he had a crush on her.

"Hello everyone!" he cheered as he bounced through the door of the house.

"Hello Nahuel!" everone greeted.

"Hello Nahuel!" Renesmee smiled angelically. Emmett, Alice and Jasper rolled their eyes. They hated Renesmee. They were the only ones who could see her evil.

"How are you?" Nahuel asked.

"I am very happy now. You saved my life and my family's lives too. I think you should be a part of our family." Renesmee 'suggested' smiling sweetly.

"I can't, I don't like being in a big coven like yours, Renesmee. Perhaps you could join me in my coven?" Nahuel beamed.

"why of course! I hate living with these stupid vampires. They won't give me the biggest bedroom with the big walk in closet. They are too scared to ask Aunt Alice to give it to me." Renesmee pouted. "We live in a stupid little cottage."

"Please stay Nessie! I'll make Alice give you her and Jasper's room!" Bella begged. Alice gave Bella a death glare and pounced on her.

"OH NO YOU DON'T BIATCH! I CAN KILL THAT LITTLE MINION YOU CALL YOUR KID!" Alice screamed pulling a hank of Bella's hair out. Emmett and Carlisle had to pull the girls apart.

"THAT WON'T GROW BACK! AND WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU, MY KID OR YOUR BEDROOM?" Bella shouted at her sister.

"My room by far slut." Alice snapped escaping Emmett grasp and lunging at Renesmee.

"Rosalie you are now my favorite sister!" Edward growled at Alice.

"Stop!" Esme ordered everyone.

"I have made my decision and I am leaving." Renesmee stated pouting un-adorably.

"Yay! My first girlfriend." Nahuel cheered triumphantly.

The two mutants danced off into the sunset together.

Two weeks later

"I'm sorry Alice." apologized Bella. "Life is so much better without Renesmee."

"It's okay. I've already plotted my revenge." Alice promised.

"You are still my favorite sister Alice." Edward grinned hugging his sister.

Jasper and Emmett came prancing in with balloons and Carlisle turned the music on. Esme and Rosalie came in through the window and they all danced their memories of Renesmee away!

THE END.

Well? I personally think it is a masterpiece. Bye bye Renesmee! Review please!