Harry Potter finds out he is pregnant with Draco's child.
Because I need to write at least one mpreg.
Set around 6th year when Harry walks in Draco crying in Myrtle's bathroom...
"Oh my Merlin's balls, Malfoy."
"What the bloody hell, Potter?"
"You got me pregnant."
"No, I didn't."
Turns out Malfoy did.
Oh well.
Harry had the baby. It was very painful. Like ouch painful.
The baby is named Holy Gamoly Malfoly-Potter.
The bestest name in whole wide world.
The end.