-1The funny story of pong EXTREME!
PART 1
Ball: -Going to left and right- Someday all of you will pay, PAY I SAY!
Pong table 1: Shut up, ball! You know, Pong table 2, this isn't very extreme…
Pong table 2: Yeah, what's up with that? I mean, White ball and tables and black background. Sounds like just Pong to me. Did they lie to me -sob-
Ball: Isn't talking inanimate objects extreme enough for everyone?
Pong table 1 & 2: Shut up!
Ball: It's a good thing that I, the Goth who loves to kill, doesn't havemy specialknife!
Pong table 1: -Ignoring Ball- Man, I at least expected a detailed background, and maybe 3-d, and some power ups, but man, this is just PONG!
Pacman: -Entering from bottom Hay, can I join in, we can become friends because I'm super GAY! (not that there is anything wrong with that!)
All pong figures: Damn it, why are you here! Don't tell me you're the extrem part of this!
Pacman: EXTREME I AM!
Ball: What, you're Yoda now? Common, go away!
Pong table 2: Why is he the extreme thing?
Pong table 1: Yeah, what's up with THAT?
Pacman: -creepy non-stop smile-
All Pong figures: -Shivers-
Ball: Can you please go away, or I will get my SUPER specialknife!
Pong table 1: He's a goth, yeah know.
Pacman: -Loses smile and walks away, sighing-
All pong figures: HAHA, loser!
Ash: -Enters with Pikachu- Got to catch um' all!
Ball: How come all these gay characters keep coming to our KEWL Pong story?
Pong table 2: Not that there is anything wrong with that!
Pikachu: Pika? -Starts to cry-
Ash: What's wrong, Pikachu? -both have long conversation-
Ball: -While Ash has talk with his pokemon- This is the dumbest extreme ever!
All pong figures: -Nod-
Ash: Pikachu says I'm not gay, and you are, because we can catch um' all!
Ball: Do you know that you've been, like, twelve for 20 years?
Pong table 1: you're really stupid now, so, like, go away…
Ash and Pikachu: sigh like Pacman and leave screen
Ball: Man, It's late, let's go to bed so we can be ready for more gayness tomorrow.
Pong tables: Ok, goodnight.
PART 2
Pong table 1: -Awakens, tired.- Anyone awake besides me?
Ball: Yeah, I've been playing Petz 5 for an hour, want to watch me play?
Pong table 2: His dogz are about to have some babies! Common!
Pong table 1: Wait, how does that work, we're a game playing a game?
Pong table 2: And now has minigames that your petz can play!
Pong table 1: So we're a game playing a game that has your game characters playingminigames?
Ball: Yep!
Pong table 1: fFne with me!
Pacman: -Enters, happily- Hi guys!
All pong figures: -Turn to look at voice Sigh when notice it's pacman-
Ball: Didn't we call you gay and make you go away?
Pacman: -Nods-
Pong table 2: Why are you back, gayman? (not that there is anything wrong with that.)
Pacman: I just came to say I have a new dog!
Pong table 1: -Looks at so called dog- It's that ghost thing that tries to kill you, STUPID!
Red ghost: Bee oop bee oop-KILL!
Blue ghost: -Enters room-bee oop bee oop KILL!
All pong figures: Ahhhh!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? WILL ALL PONG FIGURES AND PACMAN SURVIVE?
CHECK OUT NEXT TIME ON THE FUNNY STORY OF PACMAN EXTREM!