The basic plot of this follows canon (mainly) in that Blaine and Kurt get together during Original Song; and then, obviously, post their relationship on facebook. :)
This is partially to explore the cyber-lives of the Glee kids, but is mainly to offer an introduction to an original character of mine, who will be appearing in another fan fiction I am writing. You can call this a companion fic to it, I suppose. XD
I hope you like this, and if you could review that would be much apreciated.
I don't own facebook or the idea of facebook, nor do I own glee, and the last names of the warblers (excluding Blaine and Kurt) were thought up by foraworldundeserving, not me. These ideas have been officially disclaimed. :)
Avril Anderson and her personality belong to me, though.
Kurt Hummel has changed his relationship status to: In a Relationship
¬ Mercedes Jones, Noah 'Puck' Puckerman and 23 others like this.
Mercedes Jones Get in there, White Boy!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman Get some!
Kurt Hummel Not appreciated, Puckerman.
Finn Hudson Uh, does Burt know about this?
Kurt Hummel Yes, Finn. The second myself and my new boyfriend finished confirming our relationship, we jumped in my car and drove for an hour to tell my father we are now in a relationship.
Kurt Hummel what the hell do you think?
Santana Lopez I think Kurt got some. ;)
¬ Noah 'Puck' Puckerman and 12 others like this.
Kurt Hummel your input is delightful as ever, Satan.
Santana Lopez It's Santana, white boy.
Kurt Hummel I know what I typed.
¬ Mercedes Jones and 8 others like this.
Rachel Berry Does this mean you're now dating the enemy, Kurt?
Kurt Hummel Technically, I now AM the enemy, Rachel.
Santana Lopez go back to MySpace, Berry.
¬ Noah 'Puck' Puckerman and 3 others like this.
Blaine Anderson Wow Kurt. You never told me the New Directions were so...chatty.
¬ Kurt Hummel and 4 others like this.
Kurt Hummel believe me, usually they're worse.
Blaine Anderson They can't be as bad as David and Wes...
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Wes Montgomery Why did EVERY WARBLER like this?
Kurt Hummel Beware the gavel...
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Wes Montgomery Really David? You liked that?
David Hughes Your gavel fetish is concerning.
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Blaine Anderson misses his boyfriend. ):
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Kurt Hummel I miss you too!
Santana Lopez WANKY!
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Kurt Hummel Really? Was that necessary at all?
Santana Lopez No, but it's fun watching you squirm. :D
Kurt Hummel ...and this is why I enjoy being a Warbler so much.
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David Hughes WE LOVE YOU TOO KURT!
Wes Montgomery More than Blaine does. ;)
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Blaine Anderson LIES.
Kurt Hummel If you two love me more than Blaine then I worry about your grip on your sense of sexuality...
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Wes Montgomery who are all these people?
David Hughes We don't even know half of them!
Kurt Hummel Please, people don't need to know you personally to realise Wes is gavel-sexual and your relationship is more than the 'epic bromance' you declare it to be.
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Rachel Berry And we New Directions love Kurt more than the Warblers ever could; we had him first.
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Blaine Anderson is laying plans to stalk and then serenade Justin Bieber. You will be mine!
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Kurt Hummel something you want to tell me, oh boyfriend of mine?
Blaine Anderson Nick Fraped me. And you've been talking to Avril. :O
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Avril Anderson You seriously thought you could hide your boyfriend from me? I'm in Paris, not dead, cousin dearest. ;)
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David Hughes when are you coming back to Warbler Land, Avril?
Avril Anderson When you stop being so annoying.
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David Hughes ...you suck.
Avril Anderson Oh contraire, Mon amie; you suck, as Wes very well knows. ;)
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman Dude, I have to meet this girl.
Blaine Anderson Oh my god, Avril. I do NOT need that mental image!
Wes Montgomery Have I ever told you how much I hate your cousin, Blaine?
David Hughes I second that.
Ethan Moore We're not in a meeting, guys; you can't pass motions...
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Avril Anderson I knew there was a reason I liked you...;)
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Blaine Anderson Stop flirting with my cousin, Ethan.
Ethan Moore ...she started it.
Blaine Anderson Stop flirting with my Warblers, Avril.
Avril Anderson Bite me.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman Gladly. ;)
Blaine Anderson Watch your back, Puckerman.
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Avril Anderson – Kurt Hummel If Blaine is suddenly bitchy for no reason, don't worry; he just gets man periods. (:
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Blaine Anderson OH MY GOD AVRIL.
Avril Anderson What? I just want your boyfriend to be prepared? ;)
¬ Noah 'Puck' Puckerman and 23 others like this.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman Can I marry you? Because you're awesome.
Avril Anderson Sorry, I'm saving myself for Darren Criss.
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Blaine Anderson He has a girlfriend, Avril.
Avril Anderson And he promised that if he ever broke up with her, I'd be the first person he'd call. That boy is one carefully carried out murder away from being mine...;)
Blaine Anderson Are you sure? Because this may have been another one of your scarily realistic dreams.
David Hughes Like when you thought you saw Wes marrying his gavel!
Avril Anderson I stick by my belief that I did see that; I even found a piece of lace which looked suspisciously like the lace which had been around said gavel during my 'dream' in Wesley's sock drawer...
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Kurt Hummel where have you been all my life?
Avril Anderson In a cupboard under some stairs. ;)
Blaine Anderson Oh dear god. And so the 'A Very Potter Musical' quotes begin.
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Avril Anderson Did somebody say Draco Malfoy?
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Blaine Anderson No. Nobody said Draco Malfoy.
Wes Montgomery Actually Blaine, you just did...
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Avril Anderson You walked right into that one, cousin dearest. And since when do I need an excuse to quote the awesomeness that is AVPM/S?
Blaine Anderson You've seen the sequel? Oh dear god.
Avril Anderson I resent that.
Blaine Anderson I resent YOU.
Kurt Hummel And this is where you start getting childish.
Avril Anderson Please. I'm more childish than Blaine will ever be.
Blaine Anderson That's not a good thing, Avril...
Avril Anderson your FACE isn't a good thing.
David Hughes real mature...
Avril Anderson Your face is real mature. And wasn't that the point, David?
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Rachel Berry wroteon William McKinley High School New Directions Wall: Regionals is almost here! And although I am quietly confident in the true power of my vocals and the chemistry between myself and Finn Hudson during our on-stage performance, the Warblers have gained that same Chemistry with Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, so we are having an extra rehearsal/song writing seminar tomorrow from nine until four. Spies are not welcome.
Mercedes Jones have spies ever been welcome? And why did you tag Blaine and Kurt..?
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Rachel Berry Who are you? And why do you have Blaine's last name?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman She's my future wife. ;)
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Lauren Zizes Something you want to tell me, Puckerman?
Avril Anderson Oooh, competition; I could grow to like you, New Directions.
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Rachel Berry Seriously; who are you?
Avril Anderson Cousin of the enemy; you have been warned. :D
Kurt Hummel Why did you tag me and Blaine, Rachel? You do realise this page has no privacy settings...
Quinn Fabray Well done, Rachel; you've made an even bigger fool of yourself then usual.
¬ Noah 'Puck' Puckerman and 10 others like this.
Sue Sylvester I am going to crush you at Regionals...
Avril Anderson Who is this loon?
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Mercedes Jones She's our psychotic cheer coach.
Brittany Pierce She filled mine and Santana's lockers with dirt.
Tina Cohen-Chang She tried to get my name changed to Tina Cohen-Loser.
Mercedes Jones She literally throws sticks at me.
Avril Anderson O.o
Blaine Anderson O.o
Wes Montgomery O.o
David Hughes O.o
Ethan Moore O.o
Luke Wright O.o
Jeff Sterling O.o
Nick Duval O.o
Avril Anderson ...this got old quickly.
David Hughes o.O
Avril Anderson Watch your back, Hughes; I'm coming for you.
Blaine Anderson Run, David. Run for your damn life.
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David Hughes Wes, you're a damn TRAITOR!
Wes Montgomery I have to think of my gavel; you just come second in these circumstances.
David Hughes So much for an epic bromance...*sobs*
Rachel Berry WARBLER SPIES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Santana Lopez Go back to MySpace, Berry.
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David Hughes I have a very important announcement to make; I can't deny it any more. I am, in fact, in love with Wes Montgomery. He is the one thing I live for; one day, hopefully, I will be able to marry him, so that we may adopt lots of children and live happily every after, riding off into the metaphorical sunset. Oh, yeah, and Avril Anderson is awesome.
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Avril Anderson You were warned, Hughes; you have officially been Fraped.
David Hughes I hate you.
Avril Anderson I love you too. (:
Nick Duval We all knew this already.
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Wes Montgomery I appreciate the sentiment, David, but I'm afraid I don't reciprocate your feelings. By all means, find yourself a nice boyfriend who can support you; but it won't be me.
Avril Anderson Yeah, Wavel tops Wevid every time. ;)
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Avril Anderson What's the bet that the Warblers who didn't like that didn't get it...?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman BURN!
Kurt Hummel Intelligent response as ever, Noah.
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Avril Anderson Burn. (:
So there it is; the first facebook fic I've ever written.
Please don't just report me if you find fault with this; send me a PM, or even just a review, explaining what is wrong, and I'll correct it. I spent a long time on this, and I really don't want to have to delete it just because the administrators haven't outlined clearly what 'chat format'-which is what their problem is, I'm assuming-exactly is.
Thank you. :)
Hopefully more chapters to come!