"Loosen up kid. We're here to have fun." Morgan said. Reid scowled at him while Hotch and Rossi laughed. The four had agreed to go out for a "boy's night" and all Reid had done the entire time was fidget. It was clear that he had no interest in being at the bar.
"Whatever." Reid mumbled into his drink.
"We need to get this kid laid." Morgan laughed. The other guys laughed too, but Reid turned red.
"Can we not talk about this?" He begged.
"I have an idea!" Rossi said after downing his fourth beer.
"I drive you home before you do anything stupid?" Hotch asked and Rossi shook his head.
"Pick a girl for Reid." He said to Morgan.
"What?" Reid asked.
"Ahh." Morgan said, realizing where Rossi was going. "He's got to chat with whoever I pick for him."
"That's not fair! He'll deliberately pick someone I won't like." Reid accused.
"I am offended that you feel that way about me." Morgan said with a smile. "Kid, I have your best interests at heart."
"That sounded gay." Rossi said in his drunken way. Reid turned red again and Morgan rolled his eyes. Hotch raised his eyebrows, realizing that it was rare to see his co-workers so relaxed.
"If you let me pick, I'll leave you alone." Morgan promised. Reid thought it over and immediately agreed. It didn't take Derek too long to pick a girl for Spencer. It was almost as if he had been thinking of talking to her himself. All they could see was the back of her. She had blonde hair that was up in a ponytail. Her shirt was a blue collared shirt and black skinny jeans. Reid took a deep breath and tapped on her shoulder. The woman spun around and smiled at Reid. He was star struck by the girl. She had giant green eyes and they grabbed his attention quickly. So quickly, he almost didn't notice the nose, lip and eyebrow rings she was sporting.
"Hi...Spencer...Reid. My name-" He paused and tried to regain his composure.
"Your name is Spencer Reid?" She asked with a shocked look.
"Yes?"
"As in, Dr. Spencer Reid? In the FBI? The BAU to be exact."
"Yes..." Did he know the girl? She looked familiar.
"You were at my school to speak!" The girl said. "You talked about sex crimes. It was unbelievably interesting."
"You're still in school?" He asked. She didn't look that young.
"No, that was three years ago. It was my last year in University. I'm not that young." She said, reading his thoughts. "I'm 25."
"Three years ago. You have a good memory. And I'm 27." Reid said.
"I remember you were young." The girl nodded and stretched out her hand. "By the way, my name Alex. Alex Jacobs."
"It's nice to meet you Alex." Reid said with a smile. "Can I...get you a drink or something?"
"I'd like that." She said with a smile.
One drink turned into two. Two drinks turned into three. Three turned into four and four turned into...they lost count. From a near by table, Rossi, Hotch and Morgan watched the interaction and laughed. A lot.
"I can't believe how odd he's being." Morgan laughed.
"I don't think I've ever seen him so drunk." Hotch said.
"Agreed." Rossi said. They continued to watch the two chat.
"So," Reid said in a slurred voice. "Did you graduate University?"
"Of course I did!" She said in an equally slurred manor.
"What do you do for a living?"
"It's kind of lame." Alex blushed. "Can we not just...talk about it?"
"Why?" He asked her.
"Because," She said with a smile. "It's no where near as cool as working in the BAU."
"You think my job is cool?" He asked.
"Are you kidding? If it wasn't for all the death and rape and crime, that would be exactly what I would do for a living!" Alex exclaimed.
"What exactly would my job be without death, rape and crime?" Reid asked Alex through his laughter. He knew it was weird for him to be laughing so much, but he was beyond drunk. He laughed a lot when he was drunk. Apparently, Alex did too. She paused to mull over his question. Her response was simply;
"I have no idea." They sat in a comfortable silence for a few minutes before a song came on and Alex yelled that she loved it. He protested, but ended up dancing with her after she asked. He'd never danced with a girl like Alex before. He'd also never danced with a girl the same way that he was dancing with Alex. She was grinding on him gently and he was speechless.
"Do you like this song?" She asked loudly over the music.
"I don't know this song." He said after a delay. Reid was having a very hard time putting sentences together. Alex laughed.
"You don't know Lady Gaga? Alejandro?" She asked.
"I'm more of a Beethoven kind of guy." Reid explained.
"That's awesome. I'm more of a rock kind of girl, but Gaga is just lovely." Alex said.
"It is catchy." He agreed. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Alex leaned in and kissed him. Reid responded to the kiss quickly before he pulled away.
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"Sorry!" Alex said and she jumped back. "It seemed like a good idea at the time. If you're not interested I understand, I mean-" Reid stopped her and kissed her again. This kiss was deeper and more passionate. It only stopped when air was seriously needed.
"Do you want...to get out of here?" Reid asked in an awkward way. Alex only smiled and nodded.
"That was strange." Rossi said suddenly.
"What?" Morgan asked him.
"One minute Reid and that girl were there kissing, and now they're gone."
"There they are." Hotch said, pointing out the window at a cab that Reid and Alex were entering. They could hardly get their hands off each other long enough to get into the cab.
"Son of a bitch!" Morgan laughed.
"Where do you think they're going?" Rossi asked.
"When you can't figure that out," Hotch laughed. "It's time for you to go home."
"Guess it was time for Reid to go home too." Morgan laughed as he finished off his last drink.
When Reid got to work the next morning, he was praying that Morgan, Rossi and Hotch wouldn't remember the events of the previous night. Reid himself still didn't remember much of the night. Bits and pieces were coming back to him. He knew that he had a great night with Alex. Morgan was right. Reid did need some sex, and Alex was the perfect one for him. She was better than amazing. Right away, he headed to the coffee machine.
"Hey." Prentiss said when Reid walked up to the coffee machine. She was already there making a coffee for herself and she grabbed another cup for him. "I'll make you one."
"Thanks." He grumbled.
"Late night?" She asked with a smile.
"You could say that."
"You look like you spent the night with a bottle of Vodka." Prentiss giggled.
"Pretty much what happened." Reid laughed.
"So, the boy's night was a success?"
"Yes, it was." Reid smirked.
"There he is." Morgan said as he walked up to the coffee machine too. Reid's eyes widened and Emily grabbed a third cup. "Did Reid tell you how the boy's night went?"
"He said it was fun." Prentiss shrugged.
"I bet he had fun."
"What is that supposed to mean?" She asked, looking back and forth from Morgan to Reid.
"Nothing." Reid blushed.
"Nothing? She was nothing?" He asked.
"She?" Prentiss asked.
"Got to go." Morgan said, taking the cup of coffee that Emily was pouring for herself. She scowled at him but he left quickly.
"You don't have to tell me about her if you want." Prentiss said in a way that only a female could. That magical way that they can tell something they don't have to do something, yet still convince someone to do it.
"I met a girl last night." He said. "And we kind of...had...sex?"
"Wow." Prentiss said.
"What? You didn't think I could randomly have sex with someone?" He asked her. "You didn't think I was a one night kind of guy?"
"Truthfully, I didn't think you were a one night stand guy." Prentiss shrugged.
"I was drunk." He admitted.
"Well, hey. At least someone on the team is getting some action." She giggled.
"Thanks for not giving me a hard time." Reid said with a smile.
"I'm not Morgan, remember?" She laughed.
"Yeah. Still, thank you."
"No problem. How drunk were you anyways? Can you remember anything about last night?" Emily asked.
"Only flashes." He laughed stiffly. The laughter was stiff because as hard as he tried, he couldn't remember what he really wanted to remember. One simple thing. In his haste last night, there was a huge chance he and Alex forgot. A huge chance. And, if they did forget, it could alter their lives as they knew it.
Did they use any methods of contraception?
Alright, that is all for now. What do you think? Continue or no? Please review, and thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed it.
