Granger, now that we're dating

I've decided to make you my new project

You really don't have to do that

Don't interrupt me

[DRACO]

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I

And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?

I'd usually curl my lip and sneer

But if we are really going to date

In public-well, although I hate

To say it, I had better help you here

So even in your case, though it's the toughest case I've yet to face

Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed

Follow my lead, and yes, indeed, you will be

Powerful. We're gonna be powerful

I'll teach you how to look down on Gryffindor clowns

Witty ways to tease and taunt-ooh!

I'll teach you to dress with care, we will fix that hair,

Everything that really counts to be

Powerful. You'll see just how powerful

You'll learn every crafty hex (or we'll just have sex)

Know the spells you've got to know

So let's start, cause you've got an awfully long way to go

Potter's offended by my frank analysis

He can pucker up and kiss my Slytherin ass

Now that I've chosen to renounce blood prejudice

Let me advise you, there's nobody wiser

Not when it comes to—

Powerful. Granger, you'd be powerful

And with an assist from me, bend the Ministry

To suit your every whim and will

There's nothing that can stop you from becoming powerful...fill.

La la, la la

We're gonna make you powerful

I used to despise your race

And it's true you punched me in the face

So I see why people look at us askance

But you say

"House-elf rights" and then we have fights

And your perfume smells like Amortentia

Can you deny our chemistry?

No, not a chance, it's too powerful!

Please, we'll be the best power couple

Our ambitious attitudes can only be viewed

As an obvious clue to see

That we're going to the top-quickly

[DRACO & HERMIONE, spoken]

Well, Granger, look at you. Practically a Slytherin.

You're a prat

You're welcome...

[Outro: DRACO]

And though you protest that you mean the best

I know that secretly

You've always loved that feeling, bossing over everything

La la, la la

This power couple

Will run every inch of Wizarding!