Chapter 1
I was in the calligraphy club one morning. Suddenly, I saw a girl running into the room. She grabbed my arm and pulled me out of the room as fast a lightning. Holy Crap! The next thing I know is that she is grabbing my breast, and she is commenting on them. The comments are things people will never want to know. There is a boy in the room! His name is Kyon I'm guessing? What is going on? She just asked him to touch my breast.
Chapter 2
I was in the room waiting for the brigade leader to show up. She pops up in the room telling Kyon to leave the room. He asked why. She pulled out bunny suits! Next thing I know is that she tried to pull off my clothes. We end up outside holding flyers to join the brigade. The principal comes out and tells us to stop our madness! When I come back I am so embarrassed that I lie my head on the table. Kyon and Nagato are playing checkers. Haruhi is babbling on about how stupid the teachers and the principals are for stopping her and me from giving out the flyers! The next day in the brigade everyone is assigned to go out in the city and find something mysterious. We had to pull sticks to see who we were partnered up with. I ended up with Kyon the first time. We are walking through the park and we sit on a bench to talk. I tell him about how I am not from his world. He asked me how am I not from his world. I tell him that I am a time traveler. He laughs at me! I try to tell him that I really am a time traveler, and finally I get him to believe me. I am at the brigade room sitting there. Nagato is sitting by the window sill like usual. I was hoping we could get a break for today from going out in the city trying to find supernatural things. We had a new member for the brigade and his name was Itsuki Koizumi. I knew what he was. I mean not as I know he is a human. I mean he is an esper. What's an esper you ask it's a supernatural person who fights shin-jin made by Haruhi. One more thing I noticed about Itski is he is gay. He seems to smile a lot and he gets way to close to Kyon. No! Haruhi is back, and she has brought back some costumes for me!! Ahhhhhhh! Wait! I actually love this costume. It's a maid outfit it is so beautiful. The next day I was at the brigade room, and I see Kyon on the computer that we got from the tech club. That is a memory I want to forget. So back to the main topic. On the screen I saw a file with my name on it I wanted to know what it was. Kyon wouldn't show me then suddenly. BANG! The door swung open as I screamed. If I didn't mention it before I don't like loud noises. Haruhi told us that a baseball tournament was coming up, and we needed to be a part of it.