It had been a long day at the cafe and enjolras was like u know what fuck u grantaire you drunk ass little shit no-one will ever love u lmao so leave me alone im deleting u off facebook and unfollowing ur gayass blog never fucking talk to me again u shit.
grantaire looked at eponine with a look that was sad like omg enjolras was the love of my life bUT EPONINE WAS LOOKING AT ENJOLRAS' ASS (or the enjolrASS as it was know as by l'amis) but it waS DAMN FIne.
eponine sighed "i want to tap that" which made grantaire even sadder bcos u know it sucks when ur bff gets w/ the love of ur life anywAY grantaire was sad like everyone hates me i suck what the heckie.
SO THen eponine followed enjolras like damn son im sorry but ur booty is like 10/10 would bang I'd social ur justices u feel me as in FEEL ME and u get me and enjolras blushed like an anime and nodded "lets frick" he said in his voice thats french but british english but also american because? idk aaron tveit aNYWAY they did the do and filmed it and mailed it to grantaire (the sex was hot ok too hot for wORDS) and when grantaire saw the video he cried and jerked off a little then died and everyone lived happily ever after and eponine and enjolras and marius and cosette had a double wedding