Okay, I know I have two more stories to work on, but I got this idea for a one-shot after I ate at a Chinese seafood resteraunt. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: *tries holding on to PoM, but it runs away* Darn it! It got away! I don't own PoM...
It was dinner time at the Central Park Zoo, and all the animals were enjoying their meals. Rico has made sushi again for the penguins. This time, though, they got chopsticks from a nearby Chinese place, so that they can eat the sushi more traditionally. They only realized the big problem after they sat down to eat.
They tried to grab the chopsticks and use them properly, but none of them could. Kowalski was puzzling over how to use them for 15 minutes. Rico stopped trying after 5 minutes, and instead used the chopsticks as drumsticks, and banged away on the plate. Skipper was attempting to use the chopsticks as some kind of weapon, but it didn't really work out. Only after 20, did Private say the real problem out loud.
"How can we use chopsticks if we don't have fingers?"