Maka and Soul were going on a date. Not a date between a couple, but one which neither of them wanted to go on. The only reason either of them went was because Black Star accused Soul of being to uncool to go on a date and then he dragged Maka into it. When Soul asked her to go, she used her signature "Maka Chop" on him, using an extra heavy book. However, she did decide to go. Okay so maybe Soul had a little crush on Maka. It was nothing big but maybe he did have feelings for her.
Maka and Soul had just gotten ice-cream and were walking around the town, thinking of places to go for their date.
Maka sighed and asked the dreaded question, "So where to for our "date"?" She put the quotation marks around "date", almost dropping her chocolate ice-cream cone. Soul looked at her angrily but held his tongue, making sure not to say anything to make her mad. "How about we go to the lake?"
It took them a while to get there and soon night fell. They walked to the lake that shined brightly under the moon and sat down on the lakeside. Maka gasped at the sight before her. "Wow. It's so beautiful!"
"Not as pretty as you." Soul breathed as he leaned in to kiss Maka.
"What'cha doin' in ma waters?"
"Maka screamed as loud as she could at the sight before her. Soul let out a high-pitched, "What the hell?!"
"I'm Old Gregg!" said the gross, fishlike man-creature with seaweed hair before them. Soul was almost speechless at the sight in front of him. "Listen you bastard, leave us alone!"
"Come with me!" When Soul and Maka refused, Old Gregg grabbed them by the arm and dragged them into the lake, screaming wildly.
~ Probably a Few Hours Later ~
Maka and Soul woke up in a strange cave.
"W-Where are we?" Maka asked, looking around.
The scaly man/fish/thing walked up to them and spoke. "You're at Gregg's place. I have all things good."
Maka clung to Soul's arm. "Soul I'm scared." Soul felt blush draw on his cheeks. He finally spoke when the blush faded. "It's okay Maka, I used the rest of my cell phone battery to call Kid, he should be here soon."
"Ya thirsty? I got Bailey's here for ya." Old Gregg walked up with a boot in his hand and Soul was questioning what was in it. Maka almost screamed. "Get away from us!" Old Gregg got even closer and almost whispered, "Hush now or you'll end up like that guy over there." He pointed to a dead body on the wall that made Maka almost puke.
"oh no you don't you gay bastard!" shouted Death the Kid as he burst through the roof, yelling, "DIE BASTARD DIE!" and shooting Old Gregg.
They all escaped, the fucking end.