I MISS HIM!!! Dark LinkXLink LinkXAly(OC) (slight LinkXIke)

Link was the most misunderstood in the smash mansion. Unless there was a challenger, he would stay in his room, only coming out for meals or having to go to the bathroom. Even then he wouldn't talk to anybody. It seemed the only one capable of making him talk was Aly, his best friend and a newcomer to the smash world.

'Why,' I thought, 'why doesn't he talk.' I'm Ike. I've had a crush on Link for god knows how long. But I keep my distance, in fear of him blowing up at me. Marth is my best friend, and lover at this point. Today we were hanging out in the court yard.

"Have you noticed Link acting strange lately?" Marth said, turning to me.

"The locking himself in his room or the changing his attitude and colors?" I asked him. Link has also been changing his tunic color to match his mood. Red for angry or psychopathic, Blue for sad, depressed, and tired, Purple for........I do not know, and his regular color.

"The tunic color. It's scary." Marth said. As if on cue, we heard a bomb go off nearby. Suddenly 3 Links ran by! Green, blue, and purple.

"UGH! Red really wants to blow stuff up!" Link said. Now the red one was here.

"GUYS! Did you see that pig?! I just totally fucking blew up that pig! You saw it right?! I turned that shit into BACON BITS! (XD my fave line from link and the four dull swords!)" Red yelled.

"Ahem, can anyone tell me whats going on?" I asked hastily. Red gave me a death glare. I ran off to find Aly. She was teaching Snake the Caramelldansen. Unfortunately, Snake was Aly's older brother.

"Okay Jackie, you can do this!" Aly said mockingly.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!' Snake yelled.

"Jeez, niisan, calm down! Hi Ike." Aly had a passion for the Japanese culture and loves bugging Snake, which is why she learned to say older brother in Japanese.

"Alychan, I think Ike wants to talk to you." Snake said to her. The reason he called her Alychan instead of Aly is because she'll rip him or anyone else apart if they don't.

"Ugh....WHAT? I'm very busy. And if it's about the four Links, I already know." she said turning around. I just turned around and went to find Link and Red bickering.

"Red, you have too much testosterone in your body! You need to CALM DOWN!"

"WOW! That's coming from the guy who would blow anyone up that would ask about his love life!" Link's face got red with anger.

"YOU! YOU DARE MENTION THAT AND USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE?! I WILL KILL YOU!" Aly came rushing over

"Boys! Stop this nonsense right now!" Aly said as she stepped in between them.

"It's not my fault his gay love died and his other gay crush has a boyfriend!" Red yelled.

"YOU LEAVE DARKY AND IKE OUT OF THIS!!!!!!" Link yelled at him, tears in his eyes. Aly just sighed.

'Did he say MY name?' I thought staring at him, 'He likes me to?'

"Red, leave him alone! Dark's death has caused him to cry himself to sleep every night!" Blue said, defending Green.

"Yeah, don't you think he's going through a hard enough time with Dark gone and Ike having a boyfriend?" Purple chimed in, defending his friend.

"Guys, you stay out of it, you're making it worse!" Aly said to them.

"Aly, you stay out of it! It's none of your business!" Red yelled at her.

"EXCUSE ME?! I HAPPEN TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND! SO YEAH, IT'S MY BUSINESS!" she yelled back.

"Just get out of the way, you spoiled, pampered, bratty, unlikable, pathetic excuse for Green's sanity! The only reason anyone likes you is because you are irresistibly adorable! Truth is, NOBODY likes you! Everyone HATES you! You have a bad sense of humor and you are the laziest person on the face of the planet! You make me want to punch you!" Red yelled at her. Her eyes welled up with tears.

Snake ran over to her. He tried to hug her and see if she was okay but, she slapped his hand away and ran off crying. He ran after her. Red turned to Green.

"Now, gay ass, will you calm down?" Red said smugly. Snake walked back with Aly, who was now sleeping, carrying her in his arms. He got in Red's face.

"You apologize to my sister now or so help me-!" Red punched him in the face.

"YOU have HER stay out of MY business, and maybe I will!" Red yelled at him, rubbing his fist. Snake just stood up, set Aly down, wiped his bloody nose, and kicked Red in the balls before picking his sleeping sister up and going inside.

It didn't take long for Link to luge himself at Red. As soon as he landed, he began to pull Red's hair, claw at his face, slap, kick, and punch him. Unfortunately, he wasn't doing any damage to the now pissed Red.

Red grabbed his hat and began to try strangling Link with it. Link could hardly breath after ten seconds. His face was blue now from not being able to breath.

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I was sure I was going to die. I could hardly hang on to the bit of air I had left. All of the sudden, I heard Aly scream. The pressure on my throat was gone and I inhaled deeply, trying to regain my breath. I looked and saw Aly, Snake's headband wrapped around Red's neck in a way that, if tightened any more, could choke him. Aly was whispering something into his ear.

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I was close enough to hear what Aly was saying.

"So, you tried to choke Link, huh? Wanna see how it feels?" Red shook his head. "No? Well, in order to save the painful experience, you have to promise to NEVER hurt Link in any way again, you hear me?" Red's eyes got wide.

"NEVER?! Are you crazy?! It's fun to hurt Link!" Red stated.

"I warned you." Aly said to him. Within one second, she tightened the headband. Red was grabbing at it to pull it off, but psycho Aly was holding it too tight. Red barley chocked out the words, "Okay, okay! I give!" She released the grip she had and gave Red a death glare. He scampered away to hide behind a tree. Everyone started cheering, but stopped when Link ran up to her and kissed her.