It was a quite, peaceful day in Castle Bleck.

Well, it was until Dawn Starlight and Star Kohana came for a visit.

At first they were quiet and being friendly with everyone, but then…

Everyone was sitting at the kitchen table drinking tea and talking.

"Hey, Dimentio?" Star said. "Would you, uh, like to do something with me later?"

Dimentio sighed. "And by that, you don't mean a date, do you?"

"Yes, that's exactly what I mean! I mean, uh…" Star blushed.

Dimentio shook his head. "Not interested."

"Um, Mr. L? Would you like to—"

"No."

Star sighed sadly. "Come on, guys. I'm desperate to go on a date with a guy!"

"I can tell," Nastasia chuckled. "If you're asking those two."

Dawn laughed. "Ohhh, you two just got OWNED!"

Mr. L choose to ignore Dawn's comment. "If you're so desperate, Star, why not ask O'Chunks?"

O'Chunks waved at Star from across the table, just to make sure she remembered who he was.

Star, smiling awkwardly, waved back.

"You'd have to be really, really desperate to go on a date with O'Chunks." Mimi muttered.

"Oy! I heard that, lass!"

Count Bleck calmly sipped his tea. "Now, now. Let's not fight while we have guests over."

Dawn patted Star's hand.

"Don't worry, Star. I'm sure I can hook you up with someone."

"Someone cute?" Star asked.

"Of course." Dawn promised.

"Someone who won't freak out about my ability to turn into a Latias?"

"I'll do my best."

"Not a random Toad."

"…"

Star sighed. "It's hopeless. No cute but decent guy will ever go out with me."

A while later, the tea was finished and everyone went off to do whatever.

Except for Dawn, Star, and Mimi.

They were sitting on the couch talking.

"So, you ready to go home, Star?" Dawn asked.

"I guess; we probably shouldn't overstay our welcome, huh?"

Mimi grinned evilly. "Hey, I have an idea! Before you leave why don't you try asking Dimentio or Mr. L to go on a date with you again?"

"Why?" Star asked.

"Because, maybe if you keep asking one of them will finally agree."

Dawn's face lit up. "Oh! I get it! We could try going into fangirl mode to annoy them..."

"… and we'll only stop if one of them goes on a date with me!" Star finished.

Mimi smiled, then left to take a walk.

Dawn and Star ran upstairs to find Mr. L and Dimentio.

Mr. L was in his room, drawing pictures of Princess Daisy.

He thought she was beautiful, and wished he had the nerve to take to her sometime.

Someone knocked on his door.

With a sigh, he closed his doodle pad. "Who is it?"

"It's Dawn."

Groaning, Mr. L got up and opened the door.

"What the Underwhere do you want? I thought and your boy-crazy friend left already."

"Could we talk for a minute, please?" Dawn asked, looking purely innocent.

"Fine, but make it quick."

"Well, it's about Star…"

Mr. L sighed again. "I already told her, I don't want to go on a date with her!"

"I know, I know. It's just, she really likes you and Dimentio."

"Forget it, Dawn. I'm not going to do date her, and I'm sure Dimentio won't either."

"Well, I tried." Dawn sighed. "I sorry it's come to this, though."

"W-what?"

Down the hall, screaming was heard from Dimentio's room.

Dawn smiled. "Sounds like Dimentio opened his door for Star."

"…"

"Silly Dimentio!"

Dawn tackled Mr. L to the ground.

"Dawn!" he cried out in surprise. "What are you doing?!"

He pushed her off and ran away. Dimentio soon followed him.

Dawn dashed to Dimentio's room.

"How did it go?" she asked Star.

"He still won't go out with me," Star said with a frown.

"So, what are we waiting for then? Let's get them!"

Dawn and Star chased after Mr. L and Dimentio.

Dimentio was lying on his bed resting.

Dawn and Star had left over an hour ago after Count Bleck asked them to leave and be fan girls else where.

There was a knock at the door.

"Dimentio? It's L."

Using magic, Dimentio opened the door without getting up.

"What?"

Mr. L sat down on the bed. "I've been thinking,"

"Well, that's a first."

Mr. L glared at him then continued. "We need to do something about Dawn and Star,

And I have the perfect plan."

Dimentio sighed. "Do tell."

"Well, I've been reading some fan fiction…"

Dimentio sat up. "You've been reading what?"

"Nevermind. Anyway, I noticed there's a lot of 'ways to annoy so-and-so' stories. "

"And just, what are they?" Dimentio asked, not quiet understanding what Mr. L was getting at.

"Crazy fan girls make lists of way to bug the crap out of their fandoms. Do you never get on the Internet or something?"

"…"

"What?"

"And, just how does this help us with our problem?"

Mr. L started to get annoyed.

"Don't you see? Fan girls are always trying to annoy their fandoms. It's time we turned the tables and annoy them!"

Dimentio grinned. "Ah, I see where you're going now!"

"Good. Anyway, I've started making a list of ways to really annoy Dawn and Star,

but I'm sure you can come up with some good stuff, too."

"Ahahahahaha! This will be fun!"

So the two worked together on the list for a few hours every evening for about a week, until they had enough ideas to start annoying the two fangirls...