OMPAH!

Disclaimer: I don't own any hamtaro stuff..yeah.. whatever

One day in Hamtaro's house, Hamtaro picks up his Mini Fone, and calls Oxnard.

RING! RING!BLING! SHRING! RINGY! DINGY!

Oxnard: WHAT!!!!!!!

Hamtaro: What up ham-ham.

Oxnard: Watching the game have a seed.

Hamtaro: True true.

Oxnard: OMMMMMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Hamtaro: OMMMMMMMMMMPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oxnard: yo wheres boss??

Hamtaro runs to the window, opens it.

Hamto.: YO BOSS LOOK OUTSIDE!

Boss look around puzzled and looks out of his tree house.

Boss: YO

Hamtaro: OMMPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Boss: OMMMMMMPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamtaro runs to the Fone and screams.

Hamtaro: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAA Oxnard:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHBoss:HHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamtaro uses his other phone to call a random number. Some human answers.

Hamtaro: OMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He holds the phone to his Fone and.

Oxnard: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

He runs it to the window

Boss: OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The guy gets hung up on while he is dazed and confused..

Hamtaro: So what up ham-ham?

Oxnard: Watching the game haven a seed.

Hamtaro: True true.