Sakura Blossoms

Sas+Sak, Nar+Hin, Ino+Shika, and Neji+Ten

Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, Sai- 9 yrs old

Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Tenten- 8 ½ yrs old

Naruto- 10 yrs old (he failed preschool)

All of the characters are in the 3rd grade. Additional characters are in either 2nd or 3rd grades. Enjoy the first chapter of Sakura Blossoms.

Chapter 1- Fist Days

"Sakura-Chan! Get your bum up now!" Her mother yelled as she shook her daughter violently.

"Hn…" Was all Sakura said as in response.

"You know what!" Her mother just yanked her off the bed.

"MOM!" Sakura screamed tiredly yet mad.

"Now that you are up, GET DRESSED!"

"Hn…"

Sakura got dressed and walked to school alone, as usual, she felt tired and bored.

"Sakura-Chan! It's me!" Said a voice in a distance.

"Hn…"

"It's me Naruto Uzimaki! Believe it!"

All of a sudden, Naruto was sprayed with foamy glue.

"EWWWW!!! WHAT IS THIS!"

"Stop saying that or next time it will be silly spray AND mud." Sasuke said coming up to the group.

"That's great. Why not all three?"

"Never thought of that. Of course that is even better."

Sasuke and Sakura made their way to the academy. Naruto followed close behind.

"A/N: If you are wondering, I hate it when Naruto says "Believe it" I mean, what kind of ninja says that?! And since they are only eight years old, I couldn't have Sasuke shoot Naruto with an AKA 49er."

They all arrived at the school early. So they just played on the play ground. Well, Sasuke and Naruto did. Sakura just sat in the grassy field near the academy. The two boys really didn't know what was up with her, but would defiantly find out soon enough.

Naruto and Sasuke walked over to Sakura and sat next to her. They both just stared at her.

"What?"

"Are you tired or something?" Naruto asked.

"No, why would you think I was?"

"Okay you are DEFINALLY not yourself!"

"Naruto what are you doing?"

"Trying to bring you to the academy nurse!"

"Well, I don't feel like going!"

"Well to bad!"

"Hn…"

"HN… yourself."

"HN, HN, HNNNN!!!!!!!"

Sasuke was trying NOT to laugh at his friends. This of course was failing. He all of a sudden burst out laughing.

"Oh... my… god!" Sasuke said between gasps and laughs.

"What? What is so funny?" Both Sakura and Naruto said surprised.

"You… guys! HAHA!"

"WHAT?!"

"You guys are acting so, oh what is the word, um, oh retarded… haha..." he chuckled

"Yeah, but we are YOUR retarded friends teme!"

"…dobe… you're annoying…"

"I guess I am teme! YEAH FOR ME!!!!"

"Dobe"

"Teme"

"Dobe"

"Te-"

RING!

RING!

RING!

"HA! I WIN!" Sasuke screamed proudly.

"Hn…"

The school bell stared to ring loudly. All of the kids in the class walked into the building to start an awesome new day.

During homeroom

Sakura and Sasuke had homeroom together while Naruto had homeroom with the rest of the gang.

"It's boring here…" Sasuke said as he yawned.

"I know…" Sakura said as she tried to stay awake.

All of a sudden the teacher known as Gai came into the room full of students.

"Hello my youthful students! Isn't it such a youthful day?" Gai said in a proud voice. (A/N: cough gay cough.)

"Um…" was everybody's response and that's all he got, he took it considering it was their first day in his class and in the academy.

"Well, shall we learn my youths?"

"NO!!! BOO!!!!" All the guys in the class screamed, even Sasuke said BOO and NO.

"Aw… come on my bright apples of youth, you must learn in school!"

"NEVER! WE HATE SCHOOL!" Screamed all of the class except the geeks and nerds. They just pouted about how they LOVED school.

"Fine, since it's the first day of school for you sunshine's, we will play games… youthful…"

"YEAH!" The whole class of students screamed.

For the rest of the period they played games, took kitty naps, and watched T.V.

RING!

RING!

RING!

"AH!" Sasuke screamed as his head flew up from the desk.

"What?"

"BIG, HUGE, GINORMUS, YELLOW BUNNIES THAT LOOKED LIKE THE DOBE! THEY TRIED TO KILL ME!"

"Oh my god…"

They all went to their lockers and got ready for lunch. The group walked down stairs to the cafeteria.

"My brain hurts…" Naruto said as he rubbed his head.

"Yeah… Tsunade-Chan hits hard… especially me… its troublesome…" Shikamaru said bored.

"Well, it's your fault that you keep on falling asleep in class!" Ino said rather loudly.

"SHH! WE ARE TAKING A TEST IN HERE YOU IGNORANT MORON!" Screamed a teacher from the 3rd grade hallway.

"WELL EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING A LOUD VOICE!"

"THAT'S IT! COME HERE RIGHT NOW!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"N-"

Ino didn't finish her sentence before she was dragged into the classroom full of people she didn't know.

"Troublesome."

"Hn..."

"Troublesome."

"Hn…"

"Troublesome."

"Hn…"

"Trouble-"

"RAMEN!"

"Okay…" The whole group said.

They all got to lunch after Ino got her detention slip for her parents to sign.

"I CAN NOT BELIEVE I GOT DETENTION ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!"

"OUCH MY EAR!" Sakura screamed.

"FEEL MY PAIN BILLBOARD BROW!"

"AWHHHH!"

"HAHA!"

"BITE ME!"

"NEVER!"

"Break it up you guys!" Naruto shouted.

"gr…" Both girls said.

"Okay… stop growling."

"hn…" Sakura said angrily. Ino mouthed to Naruto. He had bug eyes when he read it.

"AH! Ino mouthed the word retard to me! She must be ticked!"

"No, when'd you find that out dobe?"

"Shut up teme."

"It's okay to cry!"

"Huh?!" The whole group turned to see a girl.

"Um… who the heck are you?"

"I'm Ami! I'm Sasuke's number one fan girl! I'm actually the president of it all!

"Oh… Sasuke-San! You are the best guy EVER!" Ami screamed. He was twitching.

"Ew… go away… you're uglier than my grandmother's butt cheeks."

"Oh god! MUST. FIND. MAKEUP!" Ami screamed before leaving the table and running to her friends.

"HAHAHA!"

"What?"

"Um… Teme, how do you know what your grand mom's butt cheeks look like?!"

"Um… I walked into her room while she was dressing after her shower. I DIDN"T MEAN TO!"

"HAHAHA!" The whole group laughed except Sasuke, Sai, and Sakura. They all looked ticked except Sasuke who was blushing ten different shades of red and pink.

"It's not that funny!"

"yes it is!"

"Why is it THAT funny? It's stupid!"

"HAHAHA!"

Sasuke felt like leaving the group. He got up and sat with some fan girls of his not realizing it. Sakura and Sai went over to him too without noticing the girls too. Naruto and the gang really didn't seem to notice. (A/N: oh well, I could careless for them anyway…)

"AH! IT'S SASUKE UCHIHA! QUICK BEFORE HE GETS AWAY!" Ami cried as her friends and her ran over to him and smothered him with kisses.

"AH! SAKURA, SAI HELP ME!" Sasuke screamed.

"AH! DON'T LEAVE ME!" Ami and the other fan girls screeched.

"HELP ME!"

"OKAY WE'RE COMING!"

"HURRY UP!"

"Jesus... GET OFF OF HIM NOW!!" Sakura screamed, luckily, no teachers were in there. Everyone was silent.

"ARE YOU TELLING ME TO GET OFF OF MY LOVER?!"

"YOU'RE WHAT?! DID YOU JUST SAY "YOUR LOVER"? WE ARE ONLY EIGHT AND NINE YEARS OLD! ARE YOU A PHYSCO OR SOMETHING?"

"BREAK IT UP!" Sasuke yelled as Sai helped him out of being smothered by evil rampaging fan girls.

All of a sudden Ami started beating the crap out of Sakura. Sakura was weak from being tiny and small; however, Ami was a MOCHO WOMAN! She had like FIVE CHINS MAN! SHE WAS UGLY AND WAS HAIRY EVERYWHERE! SOME PEOPLE THOUGH SHE WAS A FAT MAN!

As Sai was trying to pull Ami off of Sakura, Sasuke pulled Sakura out from under the beast! She was unconscious. She didn't even make any response to a voice nor did she really breathe. Sasuke FREAKED OUT AND STARTED BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF MOCHO WOMAN OVER THERE! Sai saw Sasuke coming at him so to save his own face from being massacred; he let the ugly creature go and dived out of the way.

"SASU-SAN! YOU ARE COMING TO ME?! YEAH! IN YOUR FACE PINKY! I KNEW SASUKE LA-"Ami was trampled by ALL of the boys. No one should ever hurt a girl, let alone Sakura- Chan! She may be a chunk fat, but about twenty boys could handle the beast.

"KILL THE BEAST!" Some boys said.

"AH! SASUKE- SAN! HELP ME!" Ami said without realizing that Sasuke had been the one who had started the fight she was in now.

"NO! I WILL NOT SAVE A SLUT!" Sasuke yelled. Everyone was surprised that said that to her. Ami started to cry.

"I…is that what I am to y… you?" Ami said as she let tears roll down her face.

"Ami, I heard your sensei, Kakashi, tell the whole class that you were. Considering he yelled that, he must want to punch in the face." Sasuke said with a blank face.

Ami had heard enough. She ran to the bathroom and sobbed. Everyone heard her.

"That will teach her to knock out Sakura AND screw around with me." Sasuke quickly ran over to Sai and Sakura. Sai was holding Sakura. Sasuke took over and ran to the nurse's office.