once upon a taime, there were 2 kawaii guys naimed rossia and chugoku. 1 day they decided that they luvd eech uthur & got married. it wuz da most kawaii wedding in da WORLD desu! but rossia had a craizee ass biatch sister naimed belarus & she didnt aproove of dem getting married. so she went 2 their haos & scared the fuck out of them. so they killed her. da end.
rochu iz liek da most kawaii pairing EVAR!11!1! sooo i rote dis fanfic 4 it. isnt it kawaii desuuu?!1?1!?1!?
lol, I wonder how long it's going to be until this is taken down due to my 'kawaii desu' spelling XD I was thinking a whole bunch of errors would make it funnier...oh well, if it does, I'll post a version with correct spelling, like my other stories.