"Well why the hell not?"

"Let's not use foul language,"

"Hell is not a bad word."

"Misa-chan…"

"I'm sorry Ryuuzaki-kun"

L sat there crouched over a box of cupcakes scanning which one he wanted to devour. "Ryuuzaki-kun I think it's only fair that you get me a Christmas present." L shook his head. "What will Misa-chan get for me?"

Misa thought about it, "Well what do you want?" L pointed to the box of cupcakes "I want sweets." Misa sighed "sweets, that's all?"

"I like sweets."

He acts like a retarded six year old.

"What does Misa-chan want for Christmas?" Misa smiled and looked out the window. "Him." L looked out the window and saw light walking down the street. "Misa-chan, wants Light?" Misa nodded "There is something about him that draws me in… look how he talks to himself." L looked and chuckled. The door swung open and smashed into the wall, Misa jumped and gasped. "Hellllo all." Misa looked, "god damn Mikami you scared the shit outta me."

"MISA-CHAN!"

"Sorry Ryuuzaki-kun." Mikami smiled oh Misa if you knew how I felt for you…

"Misa" Mikami almost stumbled over her name "What?"

"Could you leave me and L alone for a minute?" She nodded and left the room.

"Ryuuzaki, you gotta help me." L cocked his head to the side.

"Oh, what does it have to do with Christmas, because I already have Misa-chan breathing down my neck,"

"Kind of… For Christmas could u get me..."

"I swear if you say Light in going to crack up."

Mikami stared at L. "huh? uh never mind."

L nodded "Continue."

"I am madly in love with Misa, I just don't know how to tell her…"

L Spit out his Milkshake "Ryuuzaki where the hell did you get that milkshake?" Mikami asked looking around.

"Never mind that, Mikami I hate to say this but you have slight competition."

Mikami dropped his head. "Light Yagami." L nodded and reached for a cupcake. Mikami grabbed his wrist. "Mikami I advise you to let go." Mikami refused and gripped tighter. "Mikami, let go of me now." Mikami's face grew red as he thought about Light. "I…Cant…" L wiggled in Mikami's grip "Mikami please let me go!" Mikami let go L looked at his wrist "Mikami you could have broke…" Mikami Interrupted him "Ryuuzaki… You must help me kill Light Yagami…"