AN: hei guyz!1111 diz iz mi story!111 be shure to chek out mah gurl Abby fic herz iz bettar than mine iz!1 btu datz coz I hlep her!111111111111111
HI MY NAEM IS CLOVER ETTARD FILOMENA PIXIE CHARLIEN nad I am a kid dat lievs on iland wif gon coz he iz mi boifren. I luvv him soi muhcch!11 I ma havoin hiz babie nad hiz aunt mito take care of me and stuf cuoz she iz nive like that. I don't know whgat I am havin ythoo cuz ther no technoilogid on hiz ilnd. I laso have RED HAIUR NAD SRILVER IYES DAT SPARKLE IN DA MOON ON WAIL ILAND. I'M ALSO VERY SHORT NAD I WEAR CLOTHES THAT IS ALL PNIK NAD MY BLUND HUR IS DWON TEW MY ANKELZ. GON-CHAN luv me sou much hiz bot's thingie iz so big like 12 inechs!`11
So todai I awaz wlaking down yhe street wen big fxocbare kame ouit nd tak me! den I kil it by my nin cuz it shuut biilets at things No yu th unda bed frog ut I dnot lik u corapeeka-semen!\
My bobs wer bounc as I ran hoem to sea gon btu corapeekah wuz thurr n his iyes wer reid lyk my blud afta I kut mislef.
"y r yu hier u dnot beling hder yu stepit gril! !" he yleed at me. he graped my shloder nad kised me!11111 omg!111 dis iz da bsest day eva!11111 I wneet upstares nad put on mi blak tshrit nad a pnik blak miniskirt wif all diz laec on nit. I through my pnaties at mi roommait Rachel (AN: Dis iz mi fren Abby!) n she wok up like wtrfd!? She sate up nad yell at me, "Colver wut r u doin!?" she grine at me
I gigglie at Rachel and kiss her bob lol. "sorri daddeh"
"I aint no queer fegat!11111"she scremed at me so I kiss heir bobs agen n she mnoaed. Den she soaed ahp nad twerk in mi faec. Corapeekah cmae up nad pnuch hur in da faec becuz lol I am hiz nad he got jelose hahaha!11111 den i feel alsep lol.
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