Tekken Tag Tourney 2 Chap.1 The Fighters are Summoned
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken, or anything else I might go off topic with, if I did I might spend more time actually turning this thought into reality.
A/N: This is my 1st fanfic and I hope it is a good one. I am open to suggestions and what to do next with the characters *evil grin*. My original character is Narrator and he will be doing the self-insertion for me *another evil grin*. So read it, enjoy it, but don't forget to laugh and review (^_^)
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Narrator: So we open the scene at the Mishima Zaibatsu where Hehachi walks in to work. Little does he know what is planned in the future for him.
Hehachi: *walks into office* Did you just hear someone saying stuff about me a minute ago Mrs. Secretary- Lady-Person -Thing-That -Works-Here?
M.S.L.P.T.T.W.H: No sir.
Hehachi: Then I must be getting old.
M.S.L.P.T.T.W.H: You must be. You forgot to wear pants today.
Hehachi: *is wearing his T4 P.1 costume* No, I just like the comfort it gives me.
All in office: *shudders*
Hehachi: All right everybody out.
M.S.L.P.T.T.W.H: But sir, I'm the only one in here.
Hehachi: OUT!!!
All: *leaves* In other words, just the secretary.
Hehachi: Hmm, I am bored today. Perhaps I should go mangle a cheerleader and devour her legs.
*looks at script* No wait wrong fic. Let's try this again. *clears throat*
Hmm, I am bored today. Perhaps I should devise another tournament.
Christie: *out of nowhere* But we had one last week. Most of us are still too emotionally unstable to participate in the next one.
Hehachi: How the hell did you get in my desk? How come you sounded so smart at the end? How come I am directing my questions to a plant?
plant: *shrugs*
Hehachi: Anyway get out of my desk dammit!
Christie: *jumps out of window* You will soon regret tttttthhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssss.
Hehachi: We're only on the first story.
Christie: Oh yeah. *skips off*
Hehachi: Sometimes I wonder. Oh well. Guess it's time to hand out the "invitations".
Narrator: So Hehachi sent the "invitations" out and "persuaded" the fighters to come. So in other words he sent the Tekken Force armed with machine guns to herd them all there.
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Narrator: So later that night every single participant in every single tournament *cough* plot-hole *hack* has gathered at the Mishima Comedy Bar and Dance Hall.
Hehachi: *on stage* And that was Wang Jingery's stand-up comedy.
Wang: With my moves they should have just called me Wang Chang.
Steve: *in crowd* Hi-ohh. *drum sounds*
Hehachi: Gross. *pushes Wang into drum band* And now the real reason why I summoned you here.
Kazuya: Besides the fact to remind you to wear pants.
Hehachi: For the last time!! I wear them for comfort!! Anyways I have decided to host.....A new tournament.
All: *gasp*
Hehachi: But it shall be a Tag Tournament. And I'm the one who decides the teams *evil laugh*.
All: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Hehachi: So without delay I shall read off the teams-
Jin: Don't do this to me. I'm too popular and good-looking and everybody'll want to be my partner.
All: *silent*
Jin: Not even you Xiao?
Xiaoyu: Well everybody wants to be my partner along with Dr. Bosconovitch.
All: *flock to be their partners*
Bosco: And you all thought everybody hated me. I showed you all *long drawn out mad-scientist-like laugh*
Bryan: Yeah Dr. you're soooo cool. --buzz--
Anna: And soooooooooo hot. --buzz--
Yoshimitsu: And sooooooooooooooo smart. --buzz--
Jin: *slaps head*
Hehachi: For the last time!!!! I'm choosing the partners!!!!!!!!
Marduck: Quack!
Hehachi: So first of all we have Bryan and Lei.
Bryan: Ah!!! You're sticking me with that pansy on purpose.
Lei: *winks*
Hehachi: Well duh. Yeah, next team Michelle and Ganryu.
Michelle: Water, *hack*!
Hehachi: King and Marduck.
Marduck: Quack!
King: But he killed my best friend and mentor.
A. King: Uh, I'm right here.
*a plot-hole appears*
King: Ahhhh!!! *All them try to escape the plot-hole that is sucking them up*
Marduck: Quuuuaaaaaaccccccck! *is sucked up*
plot-hole: Mmmmmmm, Raisin-Bran. *disappears*
A. King: Let's not try to do invoke the powers of the plot-hole again.
King: Agreed.
Hehachi: Kuma and Paul.
Paul: Couldn't of seen that one coming.
Hehachi: Bruce and Ogre.
Bruce: But he killed me. *avoids the renegade plot-hole*
Ogre: *is too busy possessing Ganryu to hear his team-mate*
Ganryu: *is floating around being possessed*
Julia: *slips Ogre a $20* Thanks.
Ogre: No prob.
Hehachi: *groan* I'm getting tired. Kazuya, you do the next few.
Kazuya: It'll be my pleasure. *evil smirk*
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Narrator: Oh no! Kazuya is in power now. What will become of the teams? What will happen with all these plot-holes trying to kill everyone? Why is Dr. Bosconovitch so popular? Why was Wang doing stand-up? All the teams and answers to these questions will be figured out in the next chapter. Stay tuned.
A/N Hope you're liking it so far. If your fav. fighter wasn't mentioned, trust me they will all be in the next chapter. Again I am open to ideas for teams if you have any, but I already have "plans" for some of them (^_^). So if you liked it, feel free to review. Again this is my first time writing. Anyway look for an update soon.