Shouldn't it be fairly obvious that I don't own Runescape? It's far better off without me in charge.
A year and a half ago...
Physically: Haru is at least 6 foot five with long white hair with black tips and one long bloodred streak, a wolf's tail and ears, orange eyes the color of maple leaves in autumn.
Wearing: dragonhide duster, a breastplate made from dragon metal, along with blue jeans, knee and shoulder pads made from dragon, and his huge battleaxe, also made of dragon metal-hence the 'Axeman' part of his name. As a fighter, he likes to use a Rune Kiteshield. Expect many more weapons soon, including an anchor. I only say this cause I want it out of the way, and I can't put any illustrations of him here.
Haru 'Axeman' Daniels Nikolaievitch was covered with blood, and with more injuries than he could count. He could feel his muscles screaming in protest, the gradual disintegration of one of his ribs. An enormous bloody scar dripped blood all the way down his arm.
The point of this is, our main character wouldn't die. He didn't quit, and for the sake of his deceased friends that perished in the noob wars, he would not quit.
This is for Quidsmark and Morgan, he thought, coldly breaking a noob in half with his enormous dragon battleaxe.
Perhaps I should back up a little. The setting is the small village of Rimmington and fighting the most terrifying of wars, a Noob War, at the Autumn Siege of Rimmington Barony, to be exact, with a coalition of the Lumbridge Royal Navy, the Asgarnian Marines, and a couple other peacekeeping forces, and companions. They consist at the moment of Maeve, Haru's girlfriend, who's of average height, with green and red hair,, Mishiku, purple hair, pale skin, 2 crossbows, purple gloves and boots, and red dragonhide, and Milakun, Mishiku's sibling. I'd say Milakun was brother or sister of Mishiku, but nobody could tell. Milakun wore a flowing black robe with gold trim, and could summon creatures like nobody else. There were several also people there, such as Haru's good friend, Mordred the Conqueror, a swordsman only matched by Haru, Maeve, and Dan, Haru's sister, primarily a ranged fighter.
Noobs were falling like flies, and Haru was kicking butt. Or tomahawking. And slicing. Or punching. I really don't care which, so long as it's synonymous with the word beating .
"Why did I start this gods-damned war?" Haru moaned, skewering several noobs with his battleaxe.
"Because you hate noo-GLAAAAAAAARGPTH!" a guy yelled.
Haru disarmed him. Literally. "I hate noobs, that much is true. I hate high levels and the cocky buttnuggets they usually are. But I do not hate low-levels. Dude, there's a difference."
Haru teamed up with Mishiku, busy gunning things down with his crossbows. The limbs were made of a distinct liquid crimson alloy. "Haru, you sly fox!" Mishiku grinned, shooting a gnomecopter down in just the right way so that it would plow into the armies like a bomb launched from space, taking several aviation machines with it. "These bow be alive! What you do, magick them?"
"Naw, ol' bud," Haru replied, cutting through 3 noobs with his axe, and cracking the skull of another with the flat of it. "I simply have access to every level of the Elemental Workshp. I can make specialized elemental weaponry, I can create incredibly light armor with remarkable tensile strength that takes the damage instead of you, but it needs repairs every 20 hours of use. And don't give me all the credit... Dani did much of the work."
"Ah, Dani..." Mordred said, slicing and cutting through n00bs with his sword, with the kind of speed and strength you only see in Manga. Mordred thought it was a secret to everyone-it wasn't-but he loved her. "Think there'll ever be a cure?"
"Yeah... Where she is, I hope she's all right..." Haru was cutting, kicking, and punching through several noobs.
Suddenly, a voice yelled out "I'm fine, you momzer!" Haru and Mordred ignored where it came from. About two seconds after the voice yelled, several noobs exploded.
"S'all good," Haru observed.
Suddenly there was a cry of "Hello, assholes!" and noobs were pelted with bombs. A rack of small spherical objects fell from it.
"Well," Haru grinned as the noobs exploded, "I am pret' dang glad we gave her all those parts." a noob pounced on him. He tomahawked it.
"Aw crap," Dani muttered. He pointed. A dragon was flying toward the plane! A figure stood upon it, wearing a snail-shell helmet, an onyx bracelet, leather chaps, and a staff. This was the Baron of Rimmington, level 3, the one that forcibly turned it to an independent province, due to his incredible summoning skills, and an enormous band of followers with pike and rings of life. Worst of all, he was lethally nooby.
"Damn," Haru muttered, and pressed a button on the small, bluish-silver tube in his jacket. He stamped his foot, and shot up.
"Hey, arsehole!" Haru yelled, holding the second and third fingers from his thumb out, placing his thumb in between them. A large sphere of blue and white energy swirled around on it.
"What?" replied the not-quite threatening figure on the dragon.
"HARUSENGAN!" Haru yelled. The energy smashed into Baron.
"GLAAAAAH!" The Baron yelled. He flew off the dragon as its particles leaked into the Summoning Plane.
The aftermath...
"Thanks Haru," said Jack Ulbrecht, brown hair, six foot 5, 23, the Misthalin Port Authority's Port Sarim agent. "I've had this guy in my bingo book for a long while. Smuggling rum, a borg mill, and now this! I'll never understand what drives these men, or extremists like my dad!"
"You're no Johannus," Haru replied solemnly. "He fills good people with fear and hate, you fill bad people with fear, the law, and lots of pain. "
Port Authority officials were cleaning up the battle, and interrogating the surviving noobs about allied noob baronies, and any government secrets they knew of.
A splash in the surf, and a sense of wrongness that alerted them to something horribly wrong.
Then one of Jack's men yelled out: "Cap'n Jack! The Body is gone!"
"We are in sheep-dip now if that's what I think it is," Haru gasped.
"If your thinking its the baron, your assessment is an A+."
Then a horror emerged from the sea. Jack's men shot it with firestrike sticks. They slowed it down, but it walked toward Haru and Jack.
"Hello mortals," it rasped. "Remember me?"
Haru didn't at first glance. He didn't remember a creature like that and he wouldn't want to. Its hideous jaundice- skinned skull-like face consisted of hideous bulging veins, small oozing sores, and 2 evil-looking eyes on small stalks. Bloodred veins crossed the tall snail helmet. It was wearing tattered black dragonhide, and its jaundiced skin was a hideous combination of shell and flesh. A large growth, much like a large circular snail shell, sat on its back and went down to its legs a little. Its arms were covered in squirming tentacles, and above growths that might have once been hands, there were enormous pincers. It was like a man dressed up as a crustacean from hell.
Haru was about to remember, but Jack beat him to the punch. "Baron?" he yelled.
"That thing is the..." Haru gasped.
"I have a hard time believing it myself, but its true."
"That is not my name," the voice rasped. "I am the Slug Baron. I found this body lying on the beach. Not only can I take over minds... but I take all the body and leave none for the victim!"
"Damn you," Haru replied, cutting an enormous gash in the thing's chest.
"You've taken my victory away in the past and the future!" It rasped. "So I'll take something of yours... on orders. From your daddy, Haru."
It skewered Mishiku with the tentacles, and grabbed Mitchan and Maeve.
"You son of a-!" Haru yelled, raising his axe above his head.
But then, before Haru could slash it, it grew hazy and indistinct, and faded from view.
Then it reappeared, and Haru felt a stabbing pain in his right arm. Then nothing. Probably because it was lying on the roof of the general store. Oh well... it's prosthetic, so who cares?
"GODS DAMN YOU FLEISCHER!" he yelled. "I HAVE BEATEN YOU BEFORE, AND I SHALL AGAIN!"
"SH(censored) ON TOAST! WHY?" Dani yelled, right after him.
Soon after, among Haru and his friends all over Runescape who knew him personally, (it has to be said, that's a lot!) looked up to him as an authority figure, a solemn oath to find Maeve amd Mitchan was sworn.
It should be mentioned that I have no idea how to pronounce "Maeve." I just picked it cause I'd been reading the Dresden Files, it sounded cool, and fitting for the plotline I have planned later. I forgot the disclaimer, and it should be fairly obvious by now that I don't own Runescape. And I assume direct ownership of Haru 'Axeman' Daniels Nikolaievitch. Also, there's a character named Haru in The Adventure through Runescape-At the behest of Mainiac 97, I want everyone here to understand that they should be treated as different people, especially if proven otherwise. Because of this, I'll make as much effort as I can to distance them and their respective universes.