"Mwahahahaha they call me Mezz" and black dragoness came out of a dark and bloody cave
flame throwering everywhere, a Blue dragoness came out of her crystal cavern and said "well
there goes my waffles ):" the blue dragoness held up a plate of burnt waffles and then a random
charizard swooped down from the crystal clear sky and ate her burnt waffles "and Ash needs to
control that charizard of his " Ash had a wtf expression on his face" um High...that's not my
charizard because my charizard is over there flirting with Charla" "no I'm not" Ash heard
Charizard muttered "whoa...Charizard can talk now" the whole gang look at him like he gone and
lost it.
Misty and James were arguing over nothing like the old married couple they were.
They argued every day since the day the got married…
"Vaporeon water gun him now!"
A vaporeon did as it was told, open its mouth and shot a powerful water gun at her husband
James didn't like the watery surprise on bit "omg I wish I never married you bitch!"
Misty got angry at the word 'bitch' so she made vaporeon do a hydro pump at James
Ash interrupts this argument with one sentence "whoa hey peoples two pop cans double teaming a beer bottle 8D cool lets go watch!"
Misty and James stop and looked at him and both said, "Boy, you're crazy"
Ash "you give donuts, oh man that's the coolest thing ever whoohoo"
Mezz jumped in "700 bucks says we ditch this dumbass of a trainer…and his pikachu too!"
They agreed with the black dragoness and abandoned Ash
"Whoa the pop cans and the beer bottles are leaving…and they are taking the donuts…alwell
with this cheeseburger on my shoulder I have nothing to worry about "
Pikachu looked scared jumped off his shoulder and ran into the forest …never to be seen again
It was 7 hours before Ash mind cleared
And found himself wondering around without his friends, pikachu, or his charizard
"What the hell happened where are my friends …and where are pikachu and charizard…"
A flying beast came too him with eyes glowing blue …flapping its wings and told him this "hahahah I am lugia…your friends left you because you suck!" and flew off
There was a sunset at a cliff Misty and James were sitting on it
"…Im sorry I called you a bitch…"
"And Im sorry I had vaporeon attack you"
And so they cuddled
And what about Mezz and High the dragon sisters you ask oh pfffffffffft don't think this story is over yet
Mezz "hey High let's go raid some pirates treasure 8D"
High spoke "well ok let's" they raided each pirate ship they saw
And they were filthy rich
High bought waffles, video games and pokemon cards with her mullah
And Mezz..who knows with her…it's a secret xD
Everybody was happy…except Ash who was still crying…xD
Im so cruel are I ;P