There was this one story I dreamt up while I was asleep yesterday. (11-27-16)
Ya wanna hear it?
OK, here goes:
Helscome the planet Mobius, home of the Big Mac.
it is here sonic the hedgehog is having fun with his friends.
Tails says, "Hey Sonic! Wanna see my uber-skateboarding tricks?!"
Sonic goes, "Lay it on, mi amigo!" So he does, but 3/4 of the way through, ZAP!
TAILS TURNED INTO A WHOPPER! Sonic's like, "WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?" and Knuckles is also like, "WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA?" and Knuckles was a Burger King product too, probably some form of french fries.
Sonic goes all panicky and whatnot, and end up running into Julie Powers, from Scott Pilgrim, who wasn't affected. Probably because the laser-thing missed her.
Sonic Sez: "Uh, who are you, and why are you NOT affected?"
One amusing slap in the face later...
Sonic has decided to find out who the heck did such a weirdy thing! But, order to utilize HYPER-SONIC speed, he makes a nice lil' chilidog, with
FUKIN' ENERGIZER BATTERIES INSIDE THE CHILI.
"Nothin' like Energizers to keep you going and going!" said Sawneek. and ate the chilidog. He grabbed the girl by the hands and then he ZOOOSH!...'D.
yeah, i'm not good at this
Sonic, being the laidback, trickster he was, didn't realize he was dragging Julie through the ground, leaving her looking like one of those incidents where you were trampled by a loada' buffalo, and when he noticed, she was NOT amused.
"Alright, I'll get you some new threads..." said Sonic.
"You better pay for them, too, dork." said Julie
So Sonic had to get her new clothes, and walked ssslllooowwwlllyy to Macy's.
"No." "No." "Nuh-uh." "AH-HA!" Sonic had found the perfect shirt + skirt.
"A purple shirt and a yellow skirt with stuff on them! That'll be worth somethin!"
Julie then told Sonic: "Why's that?" and Sonic answered...
"I don't give a fu-"
So Sonic bought the clothes, put them on, and went out.
Sonic decided to use his speed more carefully, as he jogged across the street.
Sonic was halfway outta town, when he suddenly ran across two familiar faces.
Yep, that just ran into Milo and Nicky.
Betcha didn't see that comin' huh?
Did you?
HUH-
to be cont. on next page