Nameless Fic
by KitsuneDewAddict and ShinraiHimura
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KDA: Uh, hi. I finally decided to start typing the first fic Shinrai and I wrote. It's called the Nameless Fic and it's been in progress sinceuh, Shinrai, how long HAVE we been writing this?
SH: *shrugs* August 2001, I think.
KDA: woah, it's been a while since we started the Nameless. Anyway, this fic is seriously strange and just weird. It's a crossover fic of Ronin Warriors and Gundam Wing and some other anime later on will show up.
SH: Will you start it all ready!
KDA: Fine. Neither of us owns Ronin Warriors, Gundam Wing, or any other anime that makes its way into the fic. Rena, Mesha, and any other original character belongs to us. So don't take them! *mutters* as if anyone would want our characters...

// = thinking
**** = scene change

On with the fic!
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Dais looked bewildered at the huge machine that crashed in his bathroom. Then a hatch on the burgundy thing opened and a blond man fell out.
What was that!? the irritated voice of Kale was heard yelling from his room. Dais rolled his eye, muttering something about Kale's mother being a female dog.
Then he noticed the blond man had started to move.

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Hey wake up! We're going to the drill field. a quiet voice of a brunette teen with blue violet eyes said as she tried to get her black haired friend to wake up.
Drill field again? the black haired girl moaned as she got up. It seems that everyday we go to the drill field. My shoulder still hurts from when I slammed the rifle down in fifteen-count manual.
Well that's your fault.
No it isn't, I had the hiccups! the black haired girl stated as she pulled off her pajama top.
Yeah, sure. I believe that like I believe the Drill Sergeant has lime green hair. the girl with light brown hair muttered as she kept watch for the Drill Sergeant.
He does? Wow, I never knew that! the emerald eyed girl laughed.
Will you shush and get ready?!
Okay, okay.

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the blond man moaned as he attempted to pick himself off the floor.
Who are you? How did you get here? Dais demanded.
My name is Zechs Marquis. the blond man said, coughing as he stood up. Zechs glanced at the rubble in what had been a bathroom. Where exactly are we?
The Nether Realm. a blue-haired lady in a kimono answered from the doorway.
Lady Kyra, this is Zechs Marquis Dais started but Kyra cut him off with a glare.
I know whet Bug-eyes and Wolfidiot. Nubie, too. she said irately.

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DING DONG
The doorbell rang startling everyone except the ebony haired girl walking on her hands, who did flips to the door. She opened the door and stared at the man there. Mr. K, the youngest, newest, and best looking teacher at her high school.
Mr. K stared back at the dark haired girl with jade eyes in a skimpy black and green exercise outfit.
Mr. K! What are you doing here? the fifteen year old asked, being the first to recover from shock.
uh my car broke down. the aristocratic history teacher said. Then the girl noticed that it was raining.
Come in, Mr. Khushrenada. the girl spoke, pulling him inside.
two girls yell as they run up the driveway to the mansion.

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Company, fall in! the drill sergeant yelled.
Oh man! the black haired girl exclaimed as she hopped down the hall putting on her shoes. Why didn't you wake me before 0600?
I did three times, and each time you said you were getting up. the brunette replied.
And you believed me?

Late again, Johnson and Michizure! Johnson, that's the third time this week!
I'm sorry, Drill Sergeant. It won't happen again.
I know it won't. Both of you are on night watch third shift now. You won't be drilling in the morning anymore. Ashley Michizure and Mesha Johnson looked at each other shocked, then saluted the drill sergeant. Thank you, Sir! Mesha exclaims in her happiness.
The drill sergeant glared and yells in Mesha's face, I AM NOT A SIR! I WORK FOR A LIVING! GIVE ME FORTY NOW!!!
B-I-T-E me and brush your teeth! Mesha mutters as she gets into the front leaning rest position. Then she gets the sudden feeling of impending doom. /I should not have said that./ she thinks as the drill sergeant orders the whole company to drop and give him fifty. /Ninety ugh. I'm so going to kick his butt one day. Watch, I'm going to poison him someday or get him so drunk that makes a fool of himself at a party./ Mesha glares at the old sergeant.

After the push-ups were done and the rest of the company stopped grumbling at Mesha, she and Ashley returned to the barracks.
Yay, we get more sleep! Mesha said, collapsing on her bed with a sleepy grin.
You can sleep if you want to, but I'm going to practice. Ashley replied, So if someone in the company attempts to prank you, you're on your own til lunch.
Fine, tell Bengali to have coffee waiting for me for our shift. Mesha spoke with her face in her pillow.

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KDA: Well, that's it for this chapter. Just so you know, this fic is going to be insanely long.
SH: You got that right. *sips can of Mountain Dew*
Both girls: REVIEW!