This just a fun little thing I thought up when I was REALLY bored! ^^ It
isn't very good, but its still kinda cute! ^^ It gets kinda mushy near the
end, but they all seem to lean that way. *sweatdrops* Here we go!
Disclaimer: I own none of these people accept myself. Thanx! ^^
Hell's Hauntress
Icka, Magik, Loqi, and Ysabet were all hanging out at the beach one sunny afternoon. They were out there for a tan, aswell as looking for hunks to take to the night club. ^_~ Icka turned over onto her front. "I dunno about you, but I haven't seen a half-cute guy around here for hours." Loqi turned onto her front. "I dunno. That guy over there looks kinda cute." Ysabet sat up. "God, I wish something would happen." At that moment, a gold lamp hit Magik in the head. "Ow!" She picked it up and, clasicly, rubbed it. Out came a genie. "I am Hells Hauntress. I've come all the way from nowhere to grant you three wishes." The girls looked at eachother. Loqi looked up at Hauntress. "And where exactly is 'nowhere'?" Hauntress facefaulted. "Nowhere is. well. Nowhere." Magik pondered. "Well, in any case, I'm kinda hungry. How about 4 burritoes!" With a nod of the head (think 'I Dream Of Genie'!) a burrito appeared in each girls hands. Icka opened her burrito and stopped. "Could we get some soda's, too" Hauntress Facefaulted again, a rather popular move for the genie, ne? She bobbed her head (again, think 'I Dream Of Genie') and drinks appeared. Hauntress just floated there while everyone ate and drank. When they were done, they looked at eachother. "Soooo," Ysabet asked, "What should we wish for now?" Hauntress's eyes lit up. "You were talking about cute men earlier, weren't you?" Loqi smiled with glee. "That's it! I wish 8 sexy guys, to our choice, were here!" Hauntress looked at the group, comfused. "8?" Ysabet turned to Loqi. "Yeah, why 8?" "Well," Loqi started, "Kat should be here shortly, She can't come until she cleans her room. Poor girl." "Awell, happens to the best of us at some point and time," Magik piped in. Loqi continued. "One for GodsGirl, she'll be here sometime after Kat for some unknown reason. One for Kit, she'll be here when it gets dark, you know how she is. And a final one for you, Hauntress!" Hauntress's face lit up. "Thank you! That's very nice of you!" Icka looked at where Hauntress's feet SHOULD have been. "How are you gonna dance without any feet?" Hauntress looked down. "Oh, I can fix that easily!" With a snap, Hauntress gained legs. "Now than, what type of man do you want?" Magik sat up, joy in her eyes. "I'll go first!" "Okay." Loqi agnolaged. Magik went on. "I want my 'Dream Man' to do magic. He has a great sence of humor, Oh! He's GOTTA look great in a white tux!!" Loqi was about to start hers' discription, when she heard a faint singing off in the distance. Everyone strained to hear it. It was. the "Doom Song" (think 'Invator Zim', if you've seen it.) That song. The only song that very defiantly. Defines Kat. "Oi!" Icka yelled. "Kat! Over here!" Kat came skipping over in a red bikini. Still singing. The "Doom Song." "What's up, peeps?" "Nothin much," was Icka's reply. "Hey! You gotta tell Hauntress here what your 'Dream Man' looks like! She's a Genie." Kat looked at the woman in front of her. "COOL!!!!!!" Hauntress looked Kat over. "What's your 'Dream Man' to look like?" Kat sat down to think, since standing and thinking was near impossible for her to do. "Well, he's gotta be a red head and smell of roses. He's got green eyes and a gentle smile. He's a great listener, too!!" Loqi, who was getting pissed at the fact that she had been passed over, stood up. "I want MY man to me like Magik's but he doesn't do a lot of magik and looks good in a blue tux and red bow tie!" Everyone looked at Loqi in surprise at the outburst. Loqi sat down with a frustrated "HUMPH!" "Konichiwa, minna-san!" Everyone turned to see GodsGirl. "Hey!" Icka yelled, "Hurry and get your butt over here! You gotta tell Hauntress here your 'Dream Man'!" At that, GodsGirl sped up. "Nice to meet you." GodsGirl smiled and bowed. "Pleasure. What's your 'Dream Man' look like?" GodsGirl began her discription. "He's my age-" "You're no fun." Icka commented. "Anyways," GodsGirl continued, after sticking her tongue out at Magik. "He's got brown eyes and chestnut brown hair. He's good with a sword and is 'strong willed'. He's gotta have shield, ya know, the kind that sweet people wear to seem tough." "Icka!" Ysabet called. "You're next! I wanna go last." "Okay! *smile* I want my hunk to, natruely, look H-O- T, HOT! He's got a little bro, and his own company. He's got brown hair, too." Icka layed back down, very pleased with herself. "Your turn!" Ysabet sighed. "So much for going last. Mines gotta have a tough attitude. Silver hair and ears, like a white dog, but shorter. No tail. Red, gotta look good in red. Fangs are a MUST, too!!" Loqi shook her head. "Oi, leave it to Ysa to get the one who looks like a dog."
Everyone laughed.
Disclaimer: I own none of these people accept myself. Thanx! ^^
Hell's Hauntress
Icka, Magik, Loqi, and Ysabet were all hanging out at the beach one sunny afternoon. They were out there for a tan, aswell as looking for hunks to take to the night club. ^_~ Icka turned over onto her front. "I dunno about you, but I haven't seen a half-cute guy around here for hours." Loqi turned onto her front. "I dunno. That guy over there looks kinda cute." Ysabet sat up. "God, I wish something would happen." At that moment, a gold lamp hit Magik in the head. "Ow!" She picked it up and, clasicly, rubbed it. Out came a genie. "I am Hells Hauntress. I've come all the way from nowhere to grant you three wishes." The girls looked at eachother. Loqi looked up at Hauntress. "And where exactly is 'nowhere'?" Hauntress facefaulted. "Nowhere is. well. Nowhere." Magik pondered. "Well, in any case, I'm kinda hungry. How about 4 burritoes!" With a nod of the head (think 'I Dream Of Genie'!) a burrito appeared in each girls hands. Icka opened her burrito and stopped. "Could we get some soda's, too" Hauntress Facefaulted again, a rather popular move for the genie, ne? She bobbed her head (again, think 'I Dream Of Genie') and drinks appeared. Hauntress just floated there while everyone ate and drank. When they were done, they looked at eachother. "Soooo," Ysabet asked, "What should we wish for now?" Hauntress's eyes lit up. "You were talking about cute men earlier, weren't you?" Loqi smiled with glee. "That's it! I wish 8 sexy guys, to our choice, were here!" Hauntress looked at the group, comfused. "8?" Ysabet turned to Loqi. "Yeah, why 8?" "Well," Loqi started, "Kat should be here shortly, She can't come until she cleans her room. Poor girl." "Awell, happens to the best of us at some point and time," Magik piped in. Loqi continued. "One for GodsGirl, she'll be here sometime after Kat for some unknown reason. One for Kit, she'll be here when it gets dark, you know how she is. And a final one for you, Hauntress!" Hauntress's face lit up. "Thank you! That's very nice of you!" Icka looked at where Hauntress's feet SHOULD have been. "How are you gonna dance without any feet?" Hauntress looked down. "Oh, I can fix that easily!" With a snap, Hauntress gained legs. "Now than, what type of man do you want?" Magik sat up, joy in her eyes. "I'll go first!" "Okay." Loqi agnolaged. Magik went on. "I want my 'Dream Man' to do magic. He has a great sence of humor, Oh! He's GOTTA look great in a white tux!!" Loqi was about to start hers' discription, when she heard a faint singing off in the distance. Everyone strained to hear it. It was. the "Doom Song" (think 'Invator Zim', if you've seen it.) That song. The only song that very defiantly. Defines Kat. "Oi!" Icka yelled. "Kat! Over here!" Kat came skipping over in a red bikini. Still singing. The "Doom Song." "What's up, peeps?" "Nothin much," was Icka's reply. "Hey! You gotta tell Hauntress here what your 'Dream Man' looks like! She's a Genie." Kat looked at the woman in front of her. "COOL!!!!!!" Hauntress looked Kat over. "What's your 'Dream Man' to look like?" Kat sat down to think, since standing and thinking was near impossible for her to do. "Well, he's gotta be a red head and smell of roses. He's got green eyes and a gentle smile. He's a great listener, too!!" Loqi, who was getting pissed at the fact that she had been passed over, stood up. "I want MY man to me like Magik's but he doesn't do a lot of magik and looks good in a blue tux and red bow tie!" Everyone looked at Loqi in surprise at the outburst. Loqi sat down with a frustrated "HUMPH!" "Konichiwa, minna-san!" Everyone turned to see GodsGirl. "Hey!" Icka yelled, "Hurry and get your butt over here! You gotta tell Hauntress here your 'Dream Man'!" At that, GodsGirl sped up. "Nice to meet you." GodsGirl smiled and bowed. "Pleasure. What's your 'Dream Man' look like?" GodsGirl began her discription. "He's my age-" "You're no fun." Icka commented. "Anyways," GodsGirl continued, after sticking her tongue out at Magik. "He's got brown eyes and chestnut brown hair. He's good with a sword and is 'strong willed'. He's gotta have shield, ya know, the kind that sweet people wear to seem tough." "Icka!" Ysabet called. "You're next! I wanna go last." "Okay! *smile* I want my hunk to, natruely, look H-O- T, HOT! He's got a little bro, and his own company. He's got brown hair, too." Icka layed back down, very pleased with herself. "Your turn!" Ysabet sighed. "So much for going last. Mines gotta have a tough attitude. Silver hair and ears, like a white dog, but shorter. No tail. Red, gotta look good in red. Fangs are a MUST, too!!" Loqi shook her head. "Oi, leave it to Ysa to get the one who looks like a dog."
Everyone laughed.