I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Crybaby.

Hey, this is the prologue to the first chapter of my story about Dancing Penguin's and Cadence's wedding. It is directly inspired from the Un Club Penguin Wiki, so check that out before reading! Also, enjoy!

Prologue

It was a fine day in Club Penguin. A very fine day. Penguins were playing games, playing with their puffles, playing with themselves. Eating food. Waddling around. Making new friends. Staying alive.

Having Fun.

I hate it when penguins have fun. And tomorrow, a wedding will occur, and the penguins will be having lots of fun. And I, Herbert the Pervert, and my trusty sidekick Klutzy will put an end to this!

And I shall have the last laugh. As well as the last slice of cake.