Hello! Listening to a song and thought of a random shot!
I know ponyboy would never get drunk, but I just happen to know the name of this song is also a movie in which "Ponyboy" stars in.
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Darry was supporting a drunken Ponyboy over his shoulders up to the Curtis house. They finally made it in; Darry threw Pony on the couch, right on Soda and Johnny. A drunk Steve was in a chair, snoring. Soda asked. "What happened?"
"Pony's drunk."
"Pony's drunk?" Soda and Johnny asked in unison.
"I am....Tom cruise!" Steve shouted waking up.
"Your not Tom Cruise, Steve. Tom is hotter." Soda said.
"Rob....Lowe!"
"Oh yeah." Darry said. "Anyways, he is grounded for getting drunk." sitting down next to Soda as Pony got back to his feet.
"Hewo, peeps!" he greeted. "How are ya'll?"
"Fine... Pony, yer drunk..." Johnny said.
"Am not!"
"Yeah you are, man. Sit down and get some rest!"
"Heyyyyy it's Ponyboy!" Steve shouted.
"Yous .... drunk o Steve!"
"Am not!"
"Yeah right!" Soda challenged. Darry was motioning Soda not to say it, but he did. Darry rested his head back, gettin' ready for the song. Steve and Pony disappeared into the kitchen, staggering of course, and came back with a wooden spoon. He got up onto the coffee table and wielded the spoon like a microphone.
"Now you've done it, Soda..." he said.. Two-Bit came running inside.
"What did ol' Two-Bit miss out now?"
BOTH
Comin to ya on a dusty road
Good lovin I got a truck load
And when you get it you got something
So don't worry cause I'm coming
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
They sang, pointing to Darry. Darry looked disgusted and worried at the same time. Johnny raised an eyebrow.
STEVE
Got what I got the hard way
And I'll make it better each and every day
So honey don't you fret
Cause you aint seen nothing yet
PONY
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Play it Steve!
STEVE
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Steve grabbed Soda whilst Pony grabbed Johnny and forced them to dance.
PONY
Listen
I was brought up on a side street
I learned how to love before I could eat
I was educated from good stock
When I start lovin I just cant stop
They both start dancing
BOTH
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Well grab the rope and I'll pull you in
Give you hope and be your only boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
They lowered the spoon and held it like a guitar, and played air guitar for a few seconds. Then they lifted it back up and sang again,
I'm a soul man!
I'm a soul man!
(pointing to each other)You're a soul man!
I'm a soul man!
I'm a soul man!
I'm a soul man!
"Told yous we ain't drunk." Steve said.
"Night night." Pony said falling asleep on Soda.
At least Darry and Soda were crying like Johnny was. "STOP IT! I HATE THAT MOVIE! IT IS SOOOOO GAY!!!!"