Part 1: Naruto and Sasuke Meet Rikku and Riku

Sound confusing? It isn't really . . . When Riku (from KH) feels bad for Rikku (from FFX and X-2) one day, he decides to take her out for ice cream, where they just happen to sit next to . . . Naruto and Sasuke?

Naruto: Hey, Sasuke! See that blond-haired girl over there? speaking so loudly that Rikku can hear Isn't she pretty?

Sasuke: Naruto, she's way too old for you . . . (I can't believe Kakashi made me take you out for ice cream!)

Naruto: I'll bet you I can get her to like me! moves closer to Rikku

Rikku: Umm . . . what are you doing, little kid?

Sasuke: Just ignore him. Naruto is a retard.

Riku: Rikku is too.

Sasuke: offers hand to Riku I'm Sasuke, and this is my annoying and clueless ninja friend Naruto.

Riku: shakes Sasuke's hand I'm Riku, and this is my clumsy and irritating new friend Rikku.

Naruto: Wait . . . you're both Rikku?

Rikku: Yeah . . . isn't that funny? laughs uncontrollably

Naruto: Yeah! laughs with her

Sasuke: whacks Naruto across the head

Naruto: Hey, what was that for?

Sasuke: You make the ninja look like idiots!

Naruto: Sorry . . .

Riku: Don't worry about it, Sasuke. Why don't we head out and leave the two losers to embarass themselves?

Sasuke: Good idea. gets up to follow Riku

Naruto: Well, Rikku, now that they're gone, what do you want to do?

Rikku: Umm . . . can I finish my ice cream first? opens mouth and swallows ice cream cone whole Okay, I'm ready now. burps loudly Let's go for a walk!

Naruto: Okay!

Riku: So, Sasuke . . . what's your story?

Sasuke: I want to kill my brother, but people like Naruto keep getting in the way. What about you?

Riku: My friend Sora and I are trying to get home, but I've just met Rikku and she's upset because she can't get a boyfriend.

Sasuke: Well, Naruto seems to like her . . .

Riku: Maybe they'll hook up and leave us alone.

Sasuke: I sure hope so.

Naruto: I like ramen.

Rikku: Why?

Naruto: 'Cause it's good.

Rikku: Why?

Naruto: 'Cause when I put it in my mouth, it tastes good.

Rikku: Why?

Naruto: 'Cause it makes my tastes buds happy.

Rikku: Why?

Naruto: 'Cause they like to have parties in my mouth that involve me eating ramen.

Rikku: Why?

Naruto: Because parties are fun.

Rikku: Why?

Naruto: Because you can dance and hang out with friends and stuff.

Rikku: Why?

Naruto: Because Kakashi-sensei said so.

Rikku: Why?

Naruto: Because Kakashi-sensei knows everything.

Rikku: Why?

Naruto: Because he's smart.

Rikku: Why?

Naruto: Because his hair is funny-looking.

Rikku: Why?

Naruto: 'Cause he combs it wrong.

Rikku: Why?

Riku: What do you suppose they're talking about?

Sasuke: Who knows? But knowing Naruto, you can bet it's something pointless and stupid. And it probably started with ramen.

Riku: But Rikku gets hyper sometimes. . .

Rikku: Do you like sugar?

Naruto: Almost as much as ramen!

Rikku: I eat it all the time!

Naruto: Really? WOW!

Rikku: And I can hop up and down 700 times in a row without getting tired!

Naruto: I can eat 700 bowls of ramen without throwing up!

Rikku: And when I do this starts spinning in circles I get dizzy!

Naruto: No way!

Rikku: Yeah! stops spinning and falls down, then laughs hysterically

Naruto: I can't believe it! Let me try! does the exact same thing

Sasuke: You think they'll ever find their way home?

Riku: I hope not.

Sasuke: Yeah, maybe we'll never have to see them again.

Riku: Wouldn't hurt us any.

Sasuke: Though Kakashi might be angry with me . . . Oh, well. It's Naruto's fault.

Riku: They probably wouldn't even care if they were lost forever.

Naruto: Hey, let's go fishing!

Rikku: How do you do that?

Naruto: I don't know . . . Let's go ask Sasuke!

Rikku: Okay! But . . . where's the ice cream shop?

Naruto: points to cute bunny hopping by Maybe he knows! grabs bunny Tell us where the ice cream is! shakes rabbit

Rikku: Naruto! Put the rabbit down! Naruto innocently drops bunny All we have to do is find a chocobo and we can ride back home!

Naruto: What's a chocobo?

Rikku: instantly distracted Hey, look! I can touch my toes!

Sasuke: Yeah, I don't think we'll have to worry about them anymore . . .

TO BE CONTINUED . . .