"Midorima!" Takao screamed as he ran to catch up with his basketball buddy. "What do you have in your hand?"
"If you must know, it's my lucky item of the day—a sponge." Midorima held the bright yellow, hole filled sponge in his hand.
"Haha, that reminds of that American cartoon, what's called? Spongebob Squarepants!" Takao laughed like he just heard the funniest joke EVAR! "You remind of Squidward!"
Midorima stared at Takao and then walked away, fuk u takao.
It was late and after basketball practice and Midorima was on his way home. None of his family was home, they all went out on a trip but him because he was a nerd and didn't want to miss school or basketball so he was alone for the night.
As soon as he got home he took a shower and decided to use his lucky item, his sponge which he secretly did name Spongebob Squarepants.
As he turned on the shower and got in, he started to wet the sponge. Amazingly, the sponge kept expanding and expanding until it was up to his waist.
"What the fuk" Midorima said as the sponge expanded like dong. He stopped dead in his tracks, he heard it then….the giggle.
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE"
It was…SPongebob Square pant?
"Midorima," Spongedong started… "I've been with you all day…I love you…"
"Spongebob," Midorima started, blushing softly—but he would never let spongebob see. "Theres no way we could be together. First of all, we just met, and secondly, you're a sponge."
"Love knows no boundries midorima" Midorima contemplated this, Spongebob was right and it made him mad.
"You don't know me; you don't understand my feelings! How could you! You've been off with that SLUT Sandy."
"I did love her at one point," Spongebob said softly, "But I love you more . I will always choose you Midorima." And Spongebob took Midorima's penis and used his many holes to pleasure Midroima. Midorima moan, he loved Spongebob with all of his heart and he got the best hole job.
"I must go now," Spongebob said.
"But what about…us…I thought we had something special…"
"I must go to Bakini Bottom, you can come with me if you want."
"But I'll die."
"Shit," Spongebob cursed. Midorima was right. And sponge bo b left down the drain. Midorima cried. The end.