A New Mayor in Townsville, A Naruto and Powerpuff Girls Crossover
Author's Notes: To make sure that everyone understands, this is a story about what would happen if Townsville had a more competent mayor. Soooo Naruto is going to replace the mayor and run Townsville doing his best to improve the city and help the people. This chapter is going to be based off of the episode "Fuzzy Logic", and it will be the beginning of Naruto's arriving in Townsville. The actual election will not be for another chapter or so.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Powerpuff Girls, if I owned either of them then I would write more often and not go to work near as often as I do. (#beingrichwouldrock, #hashtaggingfanfiction, #tyringtostartatrend, #canyouevenreadthis, #toomuchhashtagging and #hahahahaha)
Chapter 1, Arriving and Colliding
Naruto was just your average citizen, he was of average height with average build and wearing average clothes. For a better understanding of what we mean by average, he was just under six feet tall and wore a t-shirt with blue jeans and a pair of sneakers. He had spiky blonde hair, with bright blue eyes and on his face were six whisker like lines adorned his cheeks, three on either side of his face. It was just an average day, with Naruto riding his motorcycle into the city, heading for the grocery store so that he could restock his fridge.
He was already an average person, but the fact that he had just moved to a city that was anything but average made him seem that much more average. When he had turned eighteen he had decided to leave his home and to wander the world, yet four months ago when he began to hear the stories and rumors he knew that he had to come and check them out.
You more than likely guessed where he was already, but for those who have not let us to enlighten you. Four months ago was the day that a city, called Townsville, was attacked by a horde of monkeys and apes, and that was not even the thing that fascinated Naruto the most. Like the rest of people who heard these rumors there was one thing that really made them interesting, and that was the part about the three little girls.
In all of the rumors that came out of Townsville there was always one common factor in every single one of the stories, and that was the presence of three girls, known by the citizens as the 'Powerpuff Girls'. There was the leader Blossom, the tough tomboy Buttercup and the sweet and caring Bubbles. And in every story they were always portrayed as some amazing superheroines, despite their young age.
He was still unsure if all of the stories that he heard were true, the one about the city being overrun with monkeys was farfetched already, but some of the others were even more ridiculous. He had heard one about a man that could control roaches, and he was even able to force them to combine into some sort of giant roach creature. The way that the story ended was with the man actually being a robot piloted by a highly intelligent roach.
Next was the story about some highly intelligent monkey, supposedly the same one that caused the monkey riot, stealing an Anubis bust and using it to turn people into dogs. The way that the story goes, he forced the dogs, formerly the citizens of Townsville, to steal precious gems and used them to turn everyone on Earth into dogs. But the Powerpuff Girls were able to stop him, by breaking the Anubis sculpture, thus reversing the effects that it had on the people of the Earth.
There was also another story about some stuffed toy, an octopus if the rumors are correct, coming to life and attacking the city. While this story is interesting it is not like the others that he had heard; the Powerpuff Girls had little trouble dealing with this enemy. The most unusual part about this story was the fact that it was reported that the toy belonged to one of the girls.
There were more stories, one involving the appearance of oversized germs, going around and spreading a highly contagious disease throughout the whole town. Another about an unusual creature known as a 'Fuzzy Lumpkins' going crazy after losing a jam contest, but this story was never confirmed. Not to mention the story about the Powerpuff Girls going around and robbing Townsville's banks of all their money.
So that was why Naruto came to Townsville, he was very curious about the preteen heroines, and the crazy villans that the town seemed to attract. He had been in Townsville for a few days and had so far not seen anything that would make him think that the city was abnormal. That was until a few minutes ago, there had been a car accident up the road from where he was, so being the curious sort of person that he was, Naruto maneuvered between the stopped cars and soon arrived at the scene of the accident.
What he saw there was something that shocked him, he saw a wrecked eighteen wheeler, with the front of the truck caved in, and laying just in front of it was a large pink and hairy something. Naruto watched as an elderly woman approached the pink ball of fur, with a straw hat in her hands, she said something to the pink thing and the next thing that Naruto saw sickened him. The pink lump jumped up but his fur was now red and he began shouting before he punched the woman in the face, and as more and more people came up to him, apparently trying to return some items that he lost in the collision, he continued to punch them without mercy.
Naruto could only take so much, but when he overheard the police officer say something about the fuzzy lump punching the old lady and then try to give him back his hat with no attempt at calming or restraining him, that is the point where Naruto Uzumaki draws the line. He revved his bike and with quick and coordinated movements, Naruto was whizzing through the crowd of people and vehicles to get to his target. Many might mistakenly think that his target would be the large blood red man-thing that was knocking the townspeople out, but in reality he was aiming for…the hat.
Naruto swooped in and with almost practiced ease grabbed the hat off of the road where it laid from the monster punching the policeman in the face. What really pissed him off though was when the police officer called after him telling him to 'Stop thief! Bring back that gentlemen's hat!' What the hell!
Ignoring the police officers verbal commands he continued to drive all the while listening to the large whatever it was coming after him yelling about 'Keep your hands offa' my property!' Naruto was thankful that the particular bike that he bought was a versatile one, it was designed for the street but with a few modifications to the engine and tires it could handle off road as well. Taking a sharp right, Naruto was speeding off into the woods with the formerly pink now very red bigfoot right behind him.
Naruto was speeding along fine until a gunshot went off right past his head, the fuzzy thing was no longer satisfied with just chasing him to retrieve his hat, now he wanted to hunt him down for the hat, LITERALLY! Naruto continued on trying to make sure that they were far away from the city when he eventually had to stop, and it was inevitable considering that one of those shots hit the back tire and the fact that his gas tank was showing that he was low on gas.
Stopping his bike Naruto got out and ran even farther into the woods, making sure to dive in between trees so that he would not leave himself exposed for too long and risk being shot. He continued to run even when he heard a tree fall over and he could not help but think what would happen to him when he got caught. He at that point decided that he would not get caught, but that was a lot easier said than done. All he was able to do was keep running and hope that he could lose him in the woods somewhere.
He had to have been running for about fifteen minutes, trying every trick that he had ever heard of and even some that he made up on the fly, but nothing that he did could shake the angry hillbilly creature that was chasing him. He was almost ready to give up when he saw a little shack not far from where he was, and having no better options he ran towards it. Before he was able to get in the house however he felt a hard force slam into his back which propelled him through the closed door.
*AAAAHHH* "GIT OFFA MY PROPERTY!" Naruto now knew what hit him, the angry red face of his pursuer was glaring at him. "GIT OUT GIT OUT GIT OUT!"
Naruto was not able to catch his breath, and he was almost positive that he had at least broken one rib. He was truly worried now, before when he was running around he was able to keep himself believing that he would not be caught but now he was sure that he was going to die due to this strange creature.
*Bam* "Not so fast" "Fuzzy" "Lumpkins!" Hearing the three different and distinctly young girl voices coming from the door Naruto could not help but let himself hope once more. "Who are you to come mess up our town?"
Naruto felt his hope die as he watched the now named 'Fuzzy Lumpkins' take out the Powerpuff Girls within a matter of moments, but then he saw…a squirrel? He watched as the squirrel ran over to a banjo that was leaning against the wall of the cabin and it picked it up somehow before making noise to attract Fuzzy's attention.
When Fuzzy saw what the squirrel was holding he went to a whole new level of crazy and charged at the squirrel while screaming in a blind fury. Seeing that the squirrel was in danger Naruto stood off to the side of Fuzzy and waved his arms in an attempt to attract the squirrel's attention. It worked because not a second later the squirrel passed him the banjo, and unfortunately this also attracted the rage fueled Fuzzy towards him as well.
Thankfully Naruto saw that the little girls were also up and about and so he tossed the banjo to the one with the long hair, who proceeded to pass it to the blonde wearing pigtails. Fuzzy was constantly trying to catch up to his banjo the whole time but was unable to do so because of the constant passing of the musical instrument. Finally the banjo reached the last of the Powerpuff Girls and Naruto watched with a hint of enjoyment when she threatened to throw the banjo in the fireplace.
"And I'll do it to," she had said while the large form of Fuzzy Lumpkins was steadily breathing in larger and larger rasping gasp of air, "now relax" and when that did not work "RELAX!" Fuzzy whether from exhaustion or mental anguish, he was not sure but his arms slumped to his sides and his fur turned back to the pink hue that he had seen before.
"That's it, now come and get it…" as she egged him on to get closer Naruto couldn't help but feel that she was going to do something 'naughty'. His suspicions were confirmed when the blonde haired girl started to try and warn Fuzzy, which she was unable to do thanks to her mouth being covered by the last girls hand. Naruto pretty much expected for it to happen, but to see the girl smash the banjo atop the creature's head was one of the funniest things he had seen in a long time.
Seeing that he was no longer needed Naruto began to head towards the door and once outside hid amongst some of the trees while watching the girls carry Fuzzy away, presumably to jail. Once they were out of sight Naruto had to turn and head back into the woods to find his bike; he needed to get it fixed and he still had to go to the grocery store after all.
END
Author's Note:
First l would like to apologize for not updating is so long, I decided to take February off so that I could relax and then i was supposed to have the house worked on, but that did not happen for another two months. Well when I realized that it was going to be a while to get the stuff in the house done I brought my computer back to the house and started working. Unfortunately that leads to March where I bought a new puppy and was spending a lot of my free time playing with him, but that was not all there was an 'incident' at work that resulted in me working overtime. Finally there was April when I was having computer trouble and so I went out and bought a new computer but I could not find the office software for another week. All in all by the time I got started working on the stories for real I decided why not wait until my birthday and I will make it to where I reach my 100,000th word on my birthday so that is what happened.
Next I would like to make it clear that this is not going to be a Naruto x Powerpuff Girl Harem story or anything of the sort. The only thing that I might do is make one of the girls have a crush on Naruto like Buttercup did on the gang green gang. And I am not even sure if I am going to do that.
