I always liked those stories of our favorite detectives getting drunk or playing some sort of stupid game. I mean, who doesn't? However, I've read them all.. so I decided to write one myself. It's gonna be multi-chaptered and T-rated for now.. let me know what you think!

Olivia sighed, her pen tapping on her desk. She was bored. Utterly bored. It was valentine's day and unlike normally, there were no murders, no abductions, not even one single rape reported. On valentine's day, god damn! She knew she should be grateful and really, she was. But it was just this day she hated, she hated it so much and she needed some distraction. Which she normally got. Only not this year.

She glanced over at Elliot, who was finishing some paperwork. He glared at her, irritated at her tapping. She smiled innocently and continued. She saw that he was deciding whether to scowl or laugh at her, and decided for the last one. Chuckling he said: 'why don't we ask captain if we're done, huh? It's already 8 pm and there's nothing to do anyway. I bet our lovebirds Munch and Fin are dying to get out of here as well.' She smiled and looked over at their desk. Fin was almost sleeping and Munch was making a crossword puzzle, neither one of them paying attention. She smiled and nodded towards Elliot. 'I'll go tell him we're ready to leave. Why don't we all go for a drink now? It is not like any one of us has a lover waiting for them at home with a chocolate heart and teddy bear ,' she added with a sarcastic smile. He winked at her. 'Sounds great. Now get your lazy ass over to Cragen before I fall asleep.' She rolled her eyes at him and got her lazy ass op. Elliot followed her movements, thinking some very un-Christian thoughts about her lazy ass. And how bad he wanted to grab it. He mentally slapped himself, thinking that getting drunk in her presence was definitely not a smart thing to do. However, he had caught her looking at him several times as well. No doubt it wasn't a good idea for her either. Good thing they weren't that smart, right? Right.

As he watched her getting into Captains office, he saw Alex walking into the precinct. What on earth was she doing here? Why wasn't she having some fancy date or hot, dirty evening at the moment? He however, still preoccupied by the now naked Olivia in his mind, merely smiled and greeted her. Munch snapped his head up too, obviously thinking the same. 'What the hell are you doing here? Don't you have some lover to go to?' Alex laughed. 'Good to see you too, John. And no, I don't. I was in the neighborhood and figured you'd all be here. And spending the night alone on Valentine's day, at work, is simply pathetic. So you all get up now and go out with me to this new fancy club a few blocks away.' Eying them sharply, daring one of them to say no, she asked: 'Where is Olivia? I have a surprise for her which she will absolutely love.' She laughed darkly, just as the women she mentioned was walking out of Cragens office, followed by Cragen himself. Cragen nodded to Alex and, obviously overheard the conversation, motioned his head toward the door. 'You all go. Now. Unlike you, I do have some people I want to visit tonight so I'll see you all back Monday. I don't want any one of you here this weekend unless we have a case, so keep that in mind. You get two days off. Nothing work-related.' Olivia rolled her eyes again and Cragen turned to her. 'Especially you should remember that. You haven't been home for the last week or something. If I catch you here this weekend, you're off duty for a whole week. Wouldn't want that, right?' Olivia now laughed, and agreed with him. 'I'll be a very obedient girl and stay home, Don. I'm not paying rent for nothing', turning towards Alex, she added dangerously, 'nice to see you, and glad you are joining us, but you know how I think about your surprises, right?' Alex smiled innocently and held out an expensive looking clothing bag. 'Consider it an early birthday present or something. We're going to that new club tonight and unlike that pretty partner of yours you can't go in you working outfit. Get changed, and then we can go party!'She laughed after saying the last and gave the bag to Olivia, mentioning her towards the cribs.

Olivia sighed and, knowing there was no point in arguing with Alex when she was in such a mood, silently obeyed.

Five minutes later she walked back, chuckling at Alex. 'You dirty little girl. This is like what, two months of my salary? You really do want me to get laid, don't you?' Elliot felt his mouth drop and his pants become almost unbearably tight as he looked at her. God, she was gorgeous. She wore a red, hot, dress. A red, hot, short, dress. It fitted her perfectly and revealed a lot about how perfect her body actually was. There was a stunned silence, and Olivia looked around, wondering what was going on. When she saw everyone staring at her in amazement, including Alex and Cragen, she burst out in laughter. 'Guys, come on, really? I figured you'd all seen your share of women before. And you,' she added, pointing at Alex, 'this is your fault. I honestly hope, for your health's sake, that the only reason they react like this is because they only see me in pants. If every man is gonna react this way, you're death. Promise.' Still shaking with laughter, she added: 'Thanks, though. You shouldn't have done this.' Alex smiled at her, almost proud. 'Liv, you look amazingly good. No doubt every man will react like those bunch of losers here did. Oh, we're going to have so much fun!' As they all walked out of the precinct to get a cab, Alex leaned in closer to Olivia. 'Did you see that look on Elliot's face? And that bulb in his pants? Oh man, that guy has the hots for you. ' Olivia smirked. 'A club, drinking.. this evening can lead to no good. But if only for that reaction of Elliot, I'll owe you.' They laughed and joined their colleagues. When a cab pulled over, she, Alex, Elliot and Munch propped themselves up on the backseat while Fin took the front. As she was pressed against Elliot, she was able to see the prove of his reaction towards her, and her mouth went dry. Oh, if he only knew how much she wanted to rip his clothes of right now.. She shook her head, mentally kicking herself, and focused on the road, secretly pleased with the feeling of Elliot's entire body pressed into hers.

It was just a short ride, and when they arrived at their destination and paid for the cab, she felt she really wanted to go out. She was totally in the mood for having easy fun with her best friends for a night, and the music was really provoking. They walked inside, looking around, and all agreed that this was a fancy club. In a positive way. As Olivia smiled at Alex, they shared a look, thinking the same. Hell yeah they were going to have a little fun!