Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Spy Kids franchise.

I have wanted to do a Spy Kids and Naruto crossover for sometime now and i was like, well...Christmas just passed so why the heck not :D

It would have been out by Christmas but, a family emergency came up...please read and review, it would make my vacation at least a little bit better...

The Cortez Family

Prologue

If I had known that training as a ninja would be as difficult as being a spy, I would've just stayed home. But alas, I am too stubborn for my own damn good. Whoops, I mean dang good.

After six years of ninja training I was finally back home. Home to where the spies can roam. Haha I made a rhyme.

Anyways, I was excited. One: I was able to see my older sister after a long time of being separated from her and her family. Two: Gregorio owed me money after the last bet we made involving his son. Three: Being a Spy was way more…at home for me than being a Ninja. Then again, I sucked at the ninja stuff.

Stepping out of Machete's car I looked at the Cortez house in awe. Yep, nothing much has changed…notice the sarcasm.

"I'm not sure if the family is home right now. The last few days they were visiting a friend of theirs at his castle." Machete said.

"In other words, Juni wanted to visit Floop." I remarked dryly.

Machete only grinned as he unlocked and open the door. "Welcome home Sahara."

Smiling as I stepped into the house. "Good to be home Machete. Good to be home." My green eyes shined and I brushed back my pink bangs.

- With the Cortez Family -

It was around mid-evening when the family of four landed into the driveway and rolled into the opened garage. Chatting in a fun matter, they walked up the steps to the house. The first to notice that the house lights were on was Juni.

"Did Uncle Machete say that he was coming over?" Juni asked.

"No. Why?" Ingrid questioned.

"Cause he is here." Gregorio said. "And there is a girl-" Gregorio paled slightly.

"Oh Dios Mio." he breathed.

"What?" Carmen and Juni asked.

Gregorio turned to Ingrid. "Your sister is here."