Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny searched up and down the train for a spare carriages.
Ginny: "What's that noise.....?""
Hermione, Ron and Harry listened carefully.
Ron: ""I hear it too""
Harry: ""What is it...?""
Hermione: ""It sounds like........COUNTRY MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!""
The gang walked towards the source of the noise. To their shock, horror and nightmare they found, Malfoy, Grabbe and Goyle in the "country music carriage""
Ron: ""What the...? Is that....?""
Hermione: Ït is..."She covered Ginny's eyes.
Ginny: What? What is it?
Harry: It's....MALFOY IN A SPARKLY BIKNI DANCING WITH A VACUUM CLEANER
Ginny: I always thought he was a bit queer...
THE END
Harry walked into the gryffindor common room one day. Ron was kneeling on the floor infront of the fire place, looking very much like a glue stick.
"what the hell are you doing??"asked harry, indignantly.
"Doing what every normal person does on a weekend. Studying the finer qualities of the almighty pencils" He replied.
Harry took a seat in a comfortable chair and tapped his finger against his forehead as he pondered the meaning for the existence of Country Hits.
Just then, Hermione walked down the stairs in a sparkly bikini holding a bunch of shiny and silvery objects that looked a lot like cutlery but really they were vacuum cleaners.
Ron looked up from the fireplace. "Why Hermione, you have meringue on your elbows. Let me fetch some lens cleaner and do a tap dance in the astrology tower."
"Not right now. Maybe later when I have consumed the soap and chicken monkey flavoured fudge."
Harry shrugged. "i had the most fascinating day. In potions class i beat Snape over the head with a triangle, while he yelled "LINKIN PARK!!!" into my face."
The End
Ginny: "What's that noise.....?""
Hermione, Ron and Harry listened carefully.
Ron: ""I hear it too""
Harry: ""What is it...?""
Hermione: ""It sounds like........COUNTRY MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!""
The gang walked towards the source of the noise. To their shock, horror and nightmare they found, Malfoy, Grabbe and Goyle in the "country music carriage""
Ron: ""What the...? Is that....?""
Hermione: Ït is..."She covered Ginny's eyes.
Ginny: What? What is it?
Harry: It's....MALFOY IN A SPARKLY BIKNI DANCING WITH A VACUUM CLEANER
Ginny: I always thought he was a bit queer...
THE END
Harry walked into the gryffindor common room one day. Ron was kneeling on the floor infront of the fire place, looking very much like a glue stick.
"what the hell are you doing??"asked harry, indignantly.
"Doing what every normal person does on a weekend. Studying the finer qualities of the almighty pencils" He replied.
Harry took a seat in a comfortable chair and tapped his finger against his forehead as he pondered the meaning for the existence of Country Hits.
Just then, Hermione walked down the stairs in a sparkly bikini holding a bunch of shiny and silvery objects that looked a lot like cutlery but really they were vacuum cleaners.
Ron looked up from the fireplace. "Why Hermione, you have meringue on your elbows. Let me fetch some lens cleaner and do a tap dance in the astrology tower."
"Not right now. Maybe later when I have consumed the soap and chicken monkey flavoured fudge."
Harry shrugged. "i had the most fascinating day. In potions class i beat Snape over the head with a triangle, while he yelled "LINKIN PARK!!!" into my face."
The End