Title: Scoobies of the Caribbean

Author: Gabby

Disclaimer: I don't own any of it. If there is something in there that you don't recognize I more than likely made it up.

Summary: The Scoobies get sucked into a portal and end up in the 17th century. They soon meet up with the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Author's Note: This is a Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. This takes place after the episode Revelations in Season Three of Buffy (none of Lover's Walk has occurred) and after the Pirates of the Caribbean movie. There are spoilers for Buffy up till Revelations in Season Three and the whole Pirates of the Caribbean movie. I think that's all the info you need. If there are any questions please feel free to ask. Reviews are always good, but please no flames.

Extra Info: Anything in asterisks ('s) or italics are either: thoughts, flashbacks, dreams, or stressed.

The Portal

"Well that was probably one of the worst things we've ever faced," Buffy groaned.

"I didn't find it that bad. Actually it was quite enjoyable," Willow piped up.

Xander rolled his eyes and said, "Willow-The-Test-Lover."

Buffy and Willow giggled at this and sat down on the couch in the student lounge. Xander walked over to the snack machine and got a bag of chips. As Xander went back over to the couch to sit down Giles came into view.

"G-Man!" Xander cried.

"Never call me that again," Giles stated.

Xander sighed and started crunching his chips. Giles took a seat across from Buffy, next to Willow. He placed his hands on the table between them and leaned forward. He wrinkled up his nose, as if some disgusting smell was trapped underneath it. Buffy looked at his forehead, which was creased in concentration and concern.

"What's up Giles?" Buffy questioned.

"About 7 people have gone missing. Not pronounced dead, just missing. The town's been searched over and over, but no sign of them. They had no connections with one another, yet they all disappeared at the same place."

"Where'd they disappear?"

"At the corner of Red Spruce and Balsam."

"We'll check it out tonight."

"We will?" Xander asked dropping his bag of chips, "I don't wanna disappear!"

Buffy sighed and rolled her eyes, "Don't worry Xand, we're not gonna disappear."

"Ugh!" Buffy yelled as a vampire dressed in all black flipped her over.

Buffy jumped up and ran at the vampire, "Nice Goth look, to bad it was so five minutes ago."

The vampire growled and lunged at her. Buffy swung her fist out and connected with the vampire's jaw and let out a satisfying crack. Goth howled and clutched her jaw. Buffy took this moment of hesitation to kick the vampire in the stomach. Goth went flying backward into a rock. Buffy darted over, whipped out Mr. Pointy, and staked it.

"Is it gone?" a voice called from behind some bushes.

"Yup," Buffy replied.

Slowly Xander, Willow, Giles, Oz, and Cordelia filed out from behind the bushes.

"You're a bunch of wimps, you know that right?" Buffy questioned.

Cordelia nodded eagerly. Xander looked at his feet and Willow started fiddling with the zipper on her jacket.

"Where's Faith and Angel?" Giles spoke up.

"Dunno, they should be here soon though."

Just then Faith came into view, running down the road. She ran up to Buffy and stopped, "Sorry B, got sidetracked."

"It's OK. Have you seen Angel?" Buffy questioned.

"I'm right here," he said, walking up behind Buffy.

Xander started, not knowing Angel was there. He shook his head and said, "OK, we definitely need to get you a collar with a bell."

Angel let out a low growl, which made everyone laugh, except for Xander. Willow then spoke up, "Aren't we here to find out what happened to those people?"

Buffy and the crew nodded. Buffy looked up and saw a street sign that read Red Spruce. She looked at Giles, "Looks like we're here."

Before any of them could do anything they heard a low humming noise, which then turned into a growl as it got closer and closer. Lights began to descend upon them. A black Cadillac rolled up to them and the door swung open. A figure fell out with a bunch of alcohol bottles. The lights reflected off platinum blonde hair and the figure lifted its head.

"Spike," Buffy stated coldly.

"Slayer," Spike slurred, clearly drunk.

"Why'd you come back, Spike?"

"Dru, she left me... for a chaos demon. Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is?"

"No, and I don't really care, but I can make all the pain go away."

"And how's that?"

"I can stake you, right here and now."

Spike quickly stood up and backed toward the car. When he got to the door he stopped and rolled his eyes. Why was he, Spike, afraid of the Slayer? He almost killed her before, why couldn't he this time? He smiled and stalked over to her.

"I'm up for some sparring," he laughed.

"This is more than sparring, Spike. This is your funeral," Buffy said darkly.

Spike let out a cold laugh and lunged at her. Buffy ducked and Spike went flying. She ran over to him and kicked him in the side. He rolled over onto his back and quickly sat up. He started backing up as Buffy came at him with Mr. Pointy. All of a sudden he disappeared. Buffy stopped dead in her tracks.

"W-w-where'd he go?" Willow asked.

All of them crowded around the spot where Spike once was. Xander leant forward to look at quickly disappeared.

"Xander!" Cordelia screeched and stepped over, and she too went.

Willow and Oz then took a step forward and went poof. Giles sighed and said, "Guess we're all going, can't leave them by themselves, they'll get themselves killed somehow."

Giles and Angel took a step forward, "See you on the other side," Angel said as they disappeared.

"Ready B?" Faith questioned.

Buffy nodded as the sister Slayers stepped forward and were sucked into a portal. They were swirling around in spirals and swirls of color and light. Finally Buffy's feet hit solid ground. She looked around and saw that they were in a boat yard, it was night. She looked and saw giant ships looming over her. She was standing on the dock. She read the side of a boat and it read "Dauntless". A voice then cut through the silence, "Who's there?"