Hey guys! Alright, so, it was confirmed that I have a concussion. But, turns out I also need glasses! My head hurts like crap. Anyway, I've had this in mind for a while, and I thought, "Why not write it now?" This is a genderbend AU, and might become a yaoi. I'm not sure if it will! I'm just saying, it might. Anyway, nothing much to say. I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimers: DGM doesn't belong to me, and, sadly, never will. (By the way, new book will be coming soon!)
The room wasn't particularly big, but it was enough for the young exorcist. Speaking of which, was fast asleep in the rumpled covers. This is the first time he wasn't woken up at the break of dawn for a mission; he was enjoying the free time sleeping in. However, he eventually woke up to the sound of the little gold golem going through and devouring his snacks. He shot up and immediately grabbed the golem's tail and yanked him forward.
"Tim, I told you not to eat my food!" He shouted. Timcampy just turned his head to the right. It's a golem's sassy way of saying, "I don't care." Allen twitched at his golem's attitude; he still thought this thing was going through some rebellious stage. Well, good news was he didn't eat much. Bad news was that Allen was now wide awake and wouldn't go back to sleep. "Damn it, Tim." He muttered in his head. Still scolding the golden creature in his head, Allen sat up from his bed to stretch. Hm, that was weird. He felt…lighter somehow. He shrugged it off thinking it was just his imagination. When he began to walk, he fell face first into the floor. "Ow." He whined. Wait a minute, was his voice higher? He pressed a hand to his throat. That was definitely odd. Perhaps his throat was sore or something? Or maybe he just lost his voice? As he started to get up, he tripped…..again! What was the problem?! He turned towards his feet to see what he could possibly be tripping over. His….own pants? Hold on, did he shrink in his sleep?! Ok, something was definitely not right. Panicking just slightly, he shot up from the floor, holding his pants up this time, and bolted to the nearest mirror. His eyes widened; a combination of shock, horror, and confusion appearing on his face. His white hair had grown down to his shoulders, and there was some wave at the ends. His face became rounder and his eyes slightly bigger. His eyelashes were thicker, his build was smaller, and there were curves in his torso. He was about to scream, but then he realized one thing: he needed official proof that he had changed. With this in mind, his eyes moved downward to his crotch. With a shaky hand, he removed his pants so he could see. He paled.
A loud, high-pitched scream was heard throughout the order.
"Wha-wha," Allen stuttered as he, or she, stared at the reflection in the mirror. "What, how why, when….?!" As he was freaking out over the whole, "I don't have a dick anymore", problem, he paused when a thought struck him. His face angered at the very thought. "Komui." He growled. Not thinking twice, Allen ran out of his room and straight to the science department. He did this. God damn it, HE DID THIS! As he was running through the halls, he caught a lot of stares from the other residents of the order. He must've looked like an idiot; running through the halls at full speed while also trying to keep his pants up. His face flushed at the thought. He also didn't think about the fact that he wasn't a guy anymore, so everyone was probably wondering what the hell had happened. His face darkened. "KOMUI!" He shouted as he neared the science department. When he finally arrived, he busted through the doors and stomped right up to the chief. All of the people in there stared when they saw the exorcist slam his hands on the desk.
"Allen-kun, what's-"Komui started, but was interrupted by Allen's voice.
"What did you do to me?!" He shouted at the man. Komui stared confusedly at Allen. Allen stepped back to let Komui get a good look at him. "Look at me! My body's been replaced! And don't tell me it didn't, I checked!" He shivered at the memory. No man should wake up to that. Well, at least not on you. Wait, this just keeps getting more awkward.
"Allen-kun, I don't know what happened to you." He admitted as he stared stunned by Allen's appearance. Allen slammed his hands on the desk once more.
"Don't lie to me; this sort of thing is ALWAYS caused by you!" This boy wasn't taking any shit this morning!
"I'm not lying to you!" He shouted back. "I had no say in….whatever this is!" Before Allen could blame the culprit again, they heard, yet another, high-pitched scream.
"KOMUI!" This one, however, sounded a lot more furious. Not long after the scream was heard, a taller and much thinner exorcist came busting through the doors. By the reaction, they could easily tell it was Kanda. He stomped up to Komui and grabbed him by his collar. Ignoring Allen. "Mind explaining why I look like this?" He threatened. His hair stayed the same, his eyes were bigger than they originally were, though they were still squinted in a way. His build also shrunk, and there was distinct figure in his body. Damn, Kanda had some Sailor Moon legs! But, even with all of this, he was still very muscular. Not like body builder muscle, he just didn't look weak and frail….like Allen did. Komui didn't know what to say. He was either too stunned or too frightened to say anything.
"It happened to you too?" Allen pondered out loud. Kanda turned and glowered at the moyashi with Komui still in his grasp.
"Tsk, the hell are you blabbering about, moyashi?" Wha-he couldn't tell?! That was highly offensive!
"What do you mean, 'what are you blabbering about?!'" He mocked. "I'm a girl!"
"Really? Couldn't tell."
"Wha-?!" Allen started attacking the taller with punches and kicks of all sorts. Kanda, on the other hand, was keeping the shorter away with the strength of one arm. "Take it back, BaKanda!" Keep in mind that Komui was still dangling from Kanda's grip. As Kanda and Allen fought over useless nonsense, they heard, *sigh* yet another, high-pitched scream.
"KOMUI!" Komui was getting all kinds of attention today! The more chatter they created, the more people came to see what all the commotion was. Which, at this point, was the whole Order. At this moment, another exorcist ran through the doors to the science department. This time, a red head. Everyone was beyond confused at this point. "Komui, what the hell happened?!" He screamed once he reached the desk. They were pretty sure it was Lavi, but….holy shit he looked different! His hair grew to shoulder length, like Allen's, but just an inch shorter. His hair draped over his right eye, where his eye patch would be, and his eye was bigger with thicker lashes. His build was smaller, like Allen and Kanda's, and he obtained some deep curves! To translate, he had boobs, and he had a butt. He wasn't flat in any area….unlike Allen and Kanda. Kanda and Allen stared at their friend in utter disbelief. Both, at the same time, turned to glance at their chest, and then back at Lavi's. There was something wrong about this. "Komui!" Lavi shouted again while pulling up his pants and such. "I'm freaking out! Why is there nothing between my legs?!" Man, this is going to be the talk of the week. Komui adjusted his glasses as Kanda finally let him go.
"To be completely honest, I'm just as confused as you are."
"Bullshit." They all said in synch. Fake tears started pouring out of Komui's eyes.
"Why do you always blame me when something goes wrong?!" He cried. "It's not my fault!"
"Komui, look at us!" Lavi started. "Allen's freaking adorable, Yu-chan's hot as fuck, and I'm eye candy!" Fake tears started coming out of Lavi's eyes now. "I wasn't even the one that found out first. Bookman woke me up and when I saw him there was blood dripping from his nose!" He grabbed Komui's collar and started shaking him. "I turned on the Old Panda! That's not rihihiiight!"
"I woke up with blood on my sheets," Kanda mumbled. His eye twitching. "I shouldn't have to explain."
"You guys found out so horrendously. I just tripped over my own two feet!" They both glowered at their smaller friend. "What? I'm just saying."
"Fuck you, Moyashi."
"Fuck off, BaKanda." And the glares continued.
"Komui, you better know how to fix this! Because I'm not looking forward to being like this a minute longer!" Lavi warned. Everyone literally had their mouths wide open. Mornings were never normal in the Order, but this was ridiculous!
"I'm telling you that I had nothing to do with this!" He said pushing up his glasses. "I was stuck here all night doing paper work!"
"You only got three papers done." Reever commented from the awkward crowd of people.
"They were hard!"
"Wait, so, you really didn't do it?" Lavi inquired the man. He nodded repeatedly.
"You know, I feel highly offended that you didn't believe me, but when Reever speaks up, it's automatically the truth!" Fake tears drained out from his eyes once more. Now that they knew Komui had nothing to do with this, they literally had nothing. The room was filled with, "Who did it?" And, "Why did they do it?" People also started questioning one another. Because, to be honest, if it wasn't Komui's fault, who else would it be? It's a mystery!
"Oh dear," They heard someone say. "This didn't turn out too good, did it?" Everyone turned their heads towards the voice; spotting a grey, cloud looking….thing floating off the ground.
"Uh, no, it didn't, 65. Thanks for stating the obvious." Kanda retorted at the….thing's comment.
"What do you mean it didn't turn out too good?" Allen questioned. The floor fell silent.
"Holy shit, Number 65 did this!" Lavi screamed pointing at the puffy object. *Dundunduuun!* Chatter arose from the once silent group of people. Well, this was probably the biggest plot twist the world has ever known.
"Mind explaining yourself, 65?" Komui suggested, but sounded more like he was ordering him to explain. Number 65 started to fiddle with his little nubs of hands.
"Well, you see, there was this old potion recipe that I found in the back, and I wanted to do an experiment."
"Let me guess, the potion was to switch a person's gender?" Reever replied.
"It was actually supposed to switch their personalities," Number 65 corrected. "But something, obviously, went wrong with it."
"That's why it was in the BACK because it's NOT FUCKING ACCURATE!" Kanda scolded.
"At least tell us there was a cure for this." Allen pleaded. 65 shook his head.
"I'm afraid not. It was just the potion itself, nothing else." A groan escaped everyone's lips.
"65, you don't know what you've done!" Lavi whined.
"I accidently turned you guys into women."
"No, not that! Yu-chan's on his period! He's going to be more irritable than usual for a whole week!" Kanda slowly turned his head to face the rabbit. His eyes sending daggers. "Yu-chan, you're just proving my point."
"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you!"
"See what I mean?"
"Why you-"Not finishing his sentence, the samurai clutched the bookman's neck a strangled him.
"Ack, uncle, uncle!" He wailed flailing.
"Lavi-kun, Kanda-kun, stop. We have a serious matter to attend to." Kanda unwillingly released the red head, and Lavi was grateful that he got to live another day. "Here's how this is going to go out," He started. "Lenalee will lend you clothes, and necessities, until Johnny can get you fitted for proper clothing. Reever, Cash, 65, and I will work on the antidote and get it done as quickly as we can. Until then, you will go out your normal duties with no change. I will still assign you missions and I expect you to complete them. Understood?"
"Understood."
"Good. We'll get to work, and you guys will go with my lovely sister." He couldn't have just said Lenalee could he? No matter. Following this, a girl with short, forest green hair approached them with a small smile on her face.
"Come with me, guys." She directed, strutting out of science department. They did what they were told and followed the female to, what they assumed, was her room. Those guys should feel accomplished! They got into Lenalee's room without her brother sending Sir Komlin to destroy them! Salute them peasants! "Ok, there are only a few things that you NEED to where," she clarified. "And that's a corset and panties." The three sweat dropped. "Allen-kun and Kanda-kun should be pretty easy." She then turned to look at Lavi. "Lavi-kun, I don't think I have one that would fit you." Lavi shrugged.
"Its fine, Lenalady. You think Miranda has one I can use?"
"Not one that would fit."
"God damn it, this isn't fair!" He pouted crossing his arms. Ignoring Lavi, Lenalee turned to Allen with a corset in hand.
"You're first. Take your shirt off."
"Why do I have to be first?!"
"I'm not doing it in any particular order! Take your shirt off!" Allen still didn't do anything. "Lavi, Kanda, turn around." She sighed. Kanda rolled his eyes and a, "fine" escaped Lavi's lips as they both turned. "There, now, please, take your shirt off so I can help you."
"Ugh." Knowing he wasn't going to win anytime soon, he grabbed the bottom of his shirt and pulled it up over his head. "Lavi, turn around."
"God damn it, Shortstack."
"It's Allen." He informed putting his hands up.
"This'll be quick." She noted. Allen looked back at her.
"Wait, what do you mean it'll be-EEEEK! Ow, Lenalee, you're constricting me."
"I said it would be quick." She said tying the strings on the back.
"Yeah, but it hasn't gone away."
"You'll get used to it."
"Wait, do I have to fight like this?!" He shouted a Lenalee finished putting the corset on.
"No, Johnny usually puts a more comfortable version in the uniform. But, sometimes I'd have to." She explained grabbing another one and moving towards Kanda.
"Does that mean you fight while its, uh, that time of the month too?" Lavi wondered out loud. Lenalee nodded. "I have a whole new respect for women." A proud smirk appeared on the female's face as she continued to diminish her friend's dignity. Or, at least what they had left of it.
Shortly thereafter, the three of them sat in the dining hall eating their deserved breakfast. Reminder, Kanda usually wouldn't sit with these two retards, but he wasn't looking forward to sitting alone in his condition. Allen sat there with a mountain of food, as usual, Lavi was stuffing French toast in his face, and Kanda was slurping soba, as usual. As Allen was on his twelfth stick of mitarashi dango, he noticed some of the finders looking their way. Most of them stared with wide eyes, red faces, and their mouths gaped open.
"Looks like we have potential stalkers." He said not too proudly. Lavi looked over in curiosity, spotting the finders the snowy exorcist was talking about. He groaned.
"Great," He muttered. "Who do you think they're looking at? My votes on Yu-chan."
"Don't make me gag." Kanda fumed. "They were staring at Moyashi, obviously."
"Don't put it on me, BaKanda! Lavi's the only one with cleavage, I would think they're staring at him."
"What kind of conversation are we having?"
"A stupid one." Allen glanced over to Kanda. "You look dead."
"Thanks, I'm dead on the inside." He complained. "I feel like that if I rip my intestines out the pain will go away."
"How could you relieve pain by causing more pain?" Allen questioned with food in his mouth.
"Don't question it, Moyashi." He yelled. Allen shrugged and continued to eat.
"I hope we don't have to stay like this for much longer," Lavi complained to no one in particular. "I'm not looking forward to lugging these around everywhere I go. You guys don't know how lucky you are." With this said, he received a finger from Kanda, and a cocked head from Allen. "Ok, so I'm not on my period and hopefully I will NEVER be on my period, but both of you have, like, A cup tits. Mines a DD or something."
"So?"
"So, they're heavy! If I don't sit up straight, they bring pain to my shoulders."
"We're having strange conversations again." Allen pointed out. "We should just stop before we make the situation worse." After he said that, one of his biggest problems approached him. "Link, I'm not really in the mood for a scolding right now."
"Science Department?"
"Yeah."
"They got all three of you?"
"Right on, two spots." Allen flicked Lavi's forehead.
"Lavi, stop being stupid."
"I'm Bookman's successor, I'm smarter than you'll ever be."
"Then you choose to be stupid."
"Hey!" Friendly quarrels. Allen eventually had to go with Link because Kanda, unfortunately, reminded him that they had to go out the day exactly like they would normally. Seriously, he loved making his life so miserable. Apparently, Leverrier had wanted to speak to him. Probably something about the fourteenth again, no doubt about it. At least Johnny got his clothes done, so he relatively looked normal. They felt a little different, they were more fitted than the others, and what he was wearing underneath made it feel a lot tighter than it actually was.
"So, Link, what does Leverrier want from me today?" He sarcastically wondered. "More questions about the Noah?"
"No. He told me that he simply wants to hear your point of view on it."
"Are you serious?" Allen asked giving him an unbelieving look. "He cares about someone's point of view? Other than his?!" Something didn't seem right about this. It was too fishy. Leverrier cared about his opinion, and no one else's. What was wrong with today?!
"I never joke around, Walker." Link responded. Allen stared dumbfounded.
"O-ok." He mumbled. "Then, I….guess we should go?" He awkwardly turned on his heels and started walking in the other direction. Link followed. It remained silent the rest of the way, but it's not like they didn't expect this to happen. As Link followed close behind, his eyes unconsciously moved downward to the back of Allen's neck. His eyes slowly moved down lower. A slight blush crept across his face. He might've not been very busty, but he had a very distinct hour glass figure; and he was definitely…..perky, in many different areas. Link shook the thoughts out of his head. It would ruin his reputation if he walked in with a boner. Not to mention who he was turned on by. To sum it up, he walked the rest of the way without making eye contact with the exorcist.
That morning in the Order was by far the strangest, and most traumatizing, morning anyone had ever witnessed.
I'm going to stop it here. Mainly because I'm running out of ideas at the moment. But, it's been a while since a fanfiction like this has actually been written, and I wanted to try something different! Seriously, how long has it been since a genderbent fanfiction was written like this? R&R is highly appreciated, tell me what you think! Did I do well? Maybe I'll continue it. I don't know. Thanks for reading! See ya! :D