Visser 3's POV

I sighed with satisfaction, I just ate another weakling. And he was excellent. I headed for my blade ship. Planning on spending time in my quarters. But once I got in my quarters I was surprised.

Taylor, Tom, Chapman, six human children, and a man. They all had depressed faces.

"Esplin nine four double six." The man said. "This is an intervention."

"It's about you eating people." The spawn of Elfangor said.

((What?!)) I asked. ((I… I have it under control! I can stop when I want to!))

The son of Visser 1's host opened a letter.

"Dear Visser 3,

You think eating people is so much fun.

But it makes me want to throw you in the sun.

I really wish you could stop.

Or you could be arrested, by a cop."

"Really Marco?" the blonde girl asked. "Really?"

"I saw that episode on How I Met Your Mother" Marco said.

Taylor opened her envelope, and read from it.

"Dear Visser 3,

When you eat people you are worst that me. I have no sanity. You really should stop. Before you run out of underlings, and end up eating yourself."

Then the blonde girl opened her letter.

"Dear Visser 3,

If you keep eating people I will turn into a grizzly bear, and eat you. Let you have a taste of your own medicine."

"Really Xena?"

"They should make a patch for it." Jake said not really paying attention. Next a black girl read from her letter.

"Dear Visser 3,

When you eat people, it's not really nice. You should think about those poor souls whose life you ended. Think of the pain your jaws caused them."

Next it was Chapman.

"Dear Visser 3,

You shouldn't eat those who upset you. You should set them to the Taxxons. But please don't eat me. I was threatened by a bear."

Next was Jake.

"Dear Visser 3,

Please stop eating people. You may end up eating one of my own. I would like a body to bury."

Then the man stood.

"Dear Visser 3,

Getting eaten by you is no fun at all. Especially if we fall out of your mouth, and get eaten by Taxxons. Yeah, it's me Elfangor. Stop eating people. Or else I'll let Rachel eat you."

Then it was a boy. I didn't know who he was.

"Dear Visser isser 3 e,

Don't eat people eple. They may have families, lees, that love ove them."

That's when Tom spoke.

"Dear Visser 3,

Please don't eat people."

The last person, Elfangor's spawn stood and opened his letter.

"Dear Visser 3,

Don't eat people. You ate my father in front of me, and that was not nice. You ever do something like that again Rachel may have competition, on who'll eat you."

I stood there for a second.

((I'm so sorry, it's just that… I'm addicted to eating people! I feel like they're instant maple ginger oatmeal!))

"We understand" Taylor said rubbing my back. "But you have to stop. Or else these people may like that blonde girl eat you."

… I still don't know what gave me this idea. I don't own it! Also for those of you who haven't seen that episode of How I Met Your Mother the thing went like this:

Dear Marshall,

I do not like that stupid hat.

I want to beat it with a bat.

Or maybe stab it with a fork.

It makes you look like such a dork.