Eva's Ever So Gruesome Stories
Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama, at all.
It was a normal day. Eva was punching people in there heads and endangering new people everyday. She may or may have killed a few people.
Eva was going to go onto, RageRageRAGE! A website which lets out your anger, Eva had probably already done that once she threw her brother off the balcony and was about to log out of, something called..
"Fanfiction?" Eva was intrigued and after yelling and screaming and scaring a S.W.A.T Team she had finally written a story.
It was:
It was a sunny day at Playa De Losers, everyone was happy. Eva hated happiness. So to stir up trouble, Eva the best girl ever started to slap Heather on her stupid bald face, Ezekiel then walked by and questioned her.
"Eva, What yoo' doing?" Eva ignored Ezekiel and punched him, his skull cracked and his blood splattered everywhere. Owen, who was the only one not horrified.
Ate Ezekiel's blood and Ezekiel. Everyone puked. Izzy wanted to try out a chainsaw, so she threw it around it hit Owen.
Owen died instantly. After forcing Noah to look in Owen's body, Izzy ate Owen's intestines. Noah puked on Izzy and everyone began to run away.
All the dead bodies, Owen, Zeke and eventually Noah who died of a heart attack, merged, they had Owen's head. Zeke's legs and Noah's...everything else.
Chef, wanting to know what the commotion was about saw everyone running away. So he quickly ate his crisps and then began to run away.
Chris laughed evilly at this ordeal, until he died.
Then a large explosion happened, everyone died except, can you guess who? EVA!
So, everyone dead intestines began to float around Eva, Eva punched them and punched, she punched pretty weird things, sometimes in replies she got moaning.
Eva began to eat everything, because after hours she couldn't loose this battle. It was too bad Eva exploded, out of her coffin came an ugly thing.
"EW, EW!" They all screamed, yes they screamed at themselves, they all were merged and combined, it may not have been a pretty sight.
The End.
Bridgette, who Eva had just happen to see walking on the street had volunteered to read her story, when Eva eventually caught Bridgette and forced her too.
But their the same thing, right?
Bridgette puked and was in horror. "Did you like it?" Eva asked, Bridgette fainted. Eva shrugged, she decided to 'accidentally' and 'unintentionally' kill Courtney cause Courtney was...Courtney.
"Courtney," Eva hissed into her phone. "Bridgette's dead!" Eva lied, but Courtney was too busy to care. So, Eva had changed the subject. "Did I say Bridgette, well, she killed Duncan before she died." Courtney rushed right over to Eva's house.
Only for her to be hit on the head (by Eva) with a shovel and die. Whoops.
The word got around and Gwen visited, only to get hit on the head with a shovel and die. Whoops.
Duncan was next to come, Eva stuffed Bridgette, Gwen and Courtney's bodies in her dead bodies place. Eva then quickly got Courtney's and Gwen's bodies out of the closet.
"Yes." Sobbed Duncan, "I AM FINALLY FREE!" Out of happiness he kissed Eva. Only to get hit on the head with a shovel and die. Whoops.
In the closet, Bridgette began to gain consciousness, "Ugh," She rubbed her head, "Where am- Oh, hey, Courtney and Gwen!" Bridgette began to talk and talk.
"Oh my god!" It had finally dawned on her. "4's a crowd, you were having a threesome!"