I do not own Rosario + Vampire or Twilight. I was bored so I decided to this. Enjoy.
"My parents are divorced."
"Mine are happily married."
"He rejected having sex with me to protect my virginity."
"I tried to kiss her one time and she kicked me in the face."
"He constantly tells me he loves me."
"She constantly told me she wouldn't love me."
"His siblings all like me. It took a while for his sister, Rosalie, to like me."
"None of her siblings like me. One of them, Kalua ,almost killed me."
"A lot of guys at my school use to like me."
"I have a harem at school."
"I kind of really like a werewolf and we made out."
"My sempi is a werewolf and he framed me for his perversions one time."
"Edward left me one time to protect me, but he came back."
"Moka tried to convince me to leave when my body was falling apart from her blood, but I ended up staying and she gave me more blood."
"I'm a vampire now."
"I'm a ghoul."
"I drink animal blood."
"I try not to drink blood."
"I'm Bella Cullen."
"I'm Tsukune Aono."
"I'm married to Edward Cullen and we have a kid."
"I'm dating Moka Akashyia and we have a little witch constantly telling us she wants a threesome."
"The werewolf I liked, Jacob, is dating my daughter."
"My sempi is dating a girl that was in my harem, Kurumu."
"I'm glad we met, Tsukune. Maybe we could do this again?"
"Me too, Bella. Yeah we should do this again sometime."
With that Tsukune shook Bella's hand and they left the coffee shop going there separate ways.