Doom, Death and Love
Characters: Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle (Lord Voldemort) and introducing Blagnarok.
Disclaimer: I didn't create any of the characters except Blagnarok.
Severus
Harry your now the dark arts teacher here, our plan is complet-...
(Voldemort and Lucius burst in)
Voldemort
Me and Lucius are the only powerful gay couple in all the land!
Lucius
Yeah so Snarry can make way for Luc-emort!
Harry
Our plan is way better than yours! We killed Albus Dumbledore!
(Blagnarok bursts in).
Blagnarok
So what if you people have done these things! I am Blagnarok the destroyer of worlds! And the only straight guy/alien here!
(Blagnarok disintergrates all of them).
Serves them all right. Albus was my good mate.
I may be green but those guys were definitley weird, and seeing as I drink tea through my ear I know weird.
But oh no! Voldemort isn't dead and neither is Harry!
(Blagnarok flees).
Harry
Avada kedavra! Voldemort is dead. Now to go after Blagnarok.
(Harry tracks Blagnarok back to his ship)
Now I shall get revenge for my Severus!
Avada Ked-...
Blagnarok
NO! You've just activated the self destruct which will destroy Earth! Now we're all gonna bloody die you stupid son of a bitch! And there's nothing you can do about it!
Harry
(Points wand at himself)
Avada Kedavra, hello Sev...
Blagnarok
Psych! Works every bloody time! Now let's get the fu** out of here.
(Blagnarok leaves)
The End Finally.
There will be a spin off of 2 stories about Blagnarok just for yout notice.