80 things Emmett Cullen isnt aloud to do.
1-Force anyone of the Cullens to eat human food
2-Run throught Forks high school butt naked
3-Turn the Cullen household into the playboy mansion and then invite Charlie around
4-Tell everyone in school that Edward is a 107 year old virgin
5-Wear Alice or Roaslie's make up.
6-Read Twilight
7-Call Alice Pixie Chick
8-Play in an elevator
9-Use an elevator
10-Tell Roaslie that she has a face like a donkeys ass
11-Hide in Bella's wardrope
12-Sing ''tap that '' when Bella enters the room
13-Record his own rap music
14-Tell Alice that she has to grow
15-Run throught an airport with a bagpack shouting''I have a bomb and I aint afraid to blow it up.''
16-Use Edward cd's to make art
17-Make up a gay chat rooom
18-Phone Renee and tell her ''Both Bella and the baby are doing fine.''
19-Phone Stephenie Meyer and call her a phedophile for spying on his family.
20-Play golf in the house
21-Phone all of Carlilse patients and say that they are all going to die in the next month
22-Tell everyone in Forks high school that Bella is pregnant
23-Tell Charlie that Bella is pregnant
24-Use the internet
26-Dress up as a vampire for halloween
27-Tell little kids about the facts of life
28-Tell Roaslie that he wants a divorce and that he wants to marry Bella
29-Have a water fight with Jasper inside the house
30-Play with fire
31-Wear Roaslie,Esme,Alice or Bella's underwear to school
32-Play with acid
33-Tell the school couniler that he thinks he is gay
34-Scream like a little girl
35-Make a deer into a vampire
36-Eat cake
37-Put condoms in all the bannana's in Forks
38-Steal Charlie's police cruiser
39-Go fishing with gummy worms
40-Use Roaslie underwear to clean his car
41-Phone the volturi and tell them that the la push werewolfs are after them
42-Make a book on how to be a vegetrion vampire
43-Post a video of Edward and Bella kissing on youtube
44-Make a porn website and name it ''The many talents of Roaslie Hale.''
45-Give Mike Newton a wedgie
46-Write all the girls in the school valatines letter and sign them from Edward
47-Tell Mike Newton that Bella loves him
48-Tell little children that santa isnt real
49-buy a pet elephant
50-Buy a pet lion and call it rawr
51-Pretend to be asleep in class
52-Blow up Forks high school
53-Paint Edward car pink
54-Use Edward piano
55-Dress up as a transexual
56-Become an actor and make a movie called Twilight
57-Destroy this list
58-Go joy riding in a trolley
59-Play hide and seek in wal-mart
60-Go to wal-mart
61-Play harry potter
62-Become Emo
63-Run throught the house without using a door
64-Steal monkeys from a zoo
65-Buy a pet monkey
66-Have a pet at all
67-Glue Edward or Jaspers mouth together
68-Play batman and robin in the house with jasper
69-Phone Robert Pattinson and tel him that he must die because he looks too much like his brother (KIDDING robert pattinson I 3 you .)
70-Cover himself in choclate sauce and make Roaslie lick it off him
71-Burry all of Edwards cds in the back yard
72-Ask Roaslie really loud in the school cafateria if she has any tampons
73-Become a doctor
73-Become a marriage counciler
74-Phone everyone in forks at half three in the morning
75-Phone the volturi and call Aro gay
76-Right a valantines card for Carlisle and sign in from Edward
77-Become a teacher
78-hide of Bella sock and then make sock puppets of of them
79-Make a t-shirt for jasper saying ''Jasper says Relax.''
80-Play with knifes