Disclaimer: I do not own Gilmore Girls, somebody else does!

Takes place after 'Christopher Returns'. Slight JavaJunkie.
A very grumpy Lorelai Gilmore walked in Luke Diner's with a 'don't mess with me' look on her face. She goes over and sitd on the counter and immediately her head fell to the counter.

"What's wrong with you?" Luke asked in his normal tone of voice.

"Coffee!" Was the only thing out of her mouth.

"Coffee is what's wrong with you?" Lukeasks clearly confused.

"No, I need coffee. My dear darling daughter, the one I went through many hours of labor with, decided to wake me upat ahour of the day which I am totally unfamilar with, for a reason I'm not really sure of because I tuned her out. After trudging through my morning rountine, I go downstairs to find what? Rory asleep on the couch, with no possible way to wake her up. Now do you see why I need coffee?" Lorelai being so talented managed to get the whole speech out in three breaths, before her head hit the counter again.

Luke set her coffee cup in front of her and filled it up.

"That stuff with kill ya, you know?"

"Does it look like a really care?" Lorelai asked. She turned around and took in her surroundings. She kept looking around. She turned back around to face Luke.

"What do you want." He asks with his order pad ready.

"Somethings different in here." She tells him as she keeps looking around.

"Duh, you just painted the whole place. That would be different." Luke says nervously not wanting her find out what else was different.

"Curtains!" She exclaims.

"What are you talking about?" Luke askes quietly because the whole diner in staring at them. Lorelai pays no attention.

"You bought curtains. You took my suggestion and bought curtains." Lorelai said as her grin got bigger and bigger.

"Yes, but there manly curtains."

"Of course they are. Very manly." Under her breath you could hear her saying, "Who's the oxymoron now?"

"What was that?" Luke asked quickly.

"Nothing, now for one more idea. Like I said tableclothes. Tableclothes are very manly."

"No, no tableclothes." Luke stated firmly.

"Ah, come on it would be pretty. Not pretty, manly." She changes at Luke's look.

"Not gonna happen." Lorelai pouts and gives him the puppy dog look. "No."

"Fine. One coffee to go." He fills up a coffee cup and hands it to her. Lorelai reaches in her purse and pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to Luke.

"No I can't take your money, I mean you painted the whole place for me." Lorelai get up and walks around the counter despite Luke's arguing. She starts punching buttons on the cash register until it opens. She places the five dollar bill in the register and closes it. She walks up to Luke and tells him,

"Not all of it." And kisses him on the cheek. Lorelai grabs her purse and coffee and walks out the door while happily saying,

"He bought curtains!" Over and over again.

When she got home Rory was awake and happened to see the bright big smile on her mothers face.

"Hey what are you so happy about?" Rory wonders.

All she says is "He bought curtains." And walkes off to her room leaving a very confused Rory behind.

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