The Insanely Strong Namekians From Namek Gone Bad Who Landed on Planet Earth to Take it Over
Prologue
There were fifteen of them... Namekians... Innocent, so innocent... If only they knew.. They lost all their money in the stock trade, and had to sell their crop of vegetables and such. Their only option now was to start mining in the caves until they brought their stash of dough back up, so that's what they did. Except one day, was different from the rest... And that's where our story begins...
"Now's our time to strike back at the Namekians! They're mining in OUR caves, and you don't see them giving US any gold!" The bat king lifted his wings in disgust. "Why don't we put our resources to use?!"
"Like what kinda resources?" A bat asked among the crowd.
"Let's name some resources we have," the king suggested. Then pointing his tiny claw at a bat that had been wiggling his wing in the air, "Yeah, you?"
"We're polite!"
"We've got blood-sucking fangs!"
"-and we've got rabies!"
"All those are very good resources!" The bat king said. "So let's put all those together and come up with a plan to get rid of those Nameks! They can go off and LOG for all we care!" The bat king spat on the floor. All other bats imitated him.
"We can bite them!" One bat piped up.
"We can pass on our rabies!"
"And then we can feast on they're blood!"
"When we're done, we quote - 'Thank you and good ridance'!"
"-and good ridance!" All the bats cheered.
So, that's what they did. They latched on to all the victims they could find, sucked their blood and passed on rabies. But rabies isn't just a disease to Namekians - it can't kill them. But once you find out what it CAN do to them, you would wish you could just let them die without shots. That would have been easy. But no - rabies is incurable to Namekians, and it does strange things to them... First, it makes them super-powerful beyond belief... And second... It makes them evil. It makes them go sooo evil, that they could make Majin Buu cower in fear. But the third thing they can do once rabid, is the very worst thing in the universe... They have the power to pass gas so powerful, that they could knock out a Z warrior, and to top that off, the victim would hallucinate for days.
"-and good ridance!" The last bat burped, shoving away her victim. The fifteenth Namekian.
Those chosen fifteen Namekians were evil, so naturally, they set a course for Earth. (Well, duh! Where else would they go? It's the only logical place to go and try to destroy in the Z universe!)
Those poor, poor Z senshi...
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So.. did the prologue suck? Whatever - I was on a sugar high at the time I wrote this.. chapter one, coming soon!! PLEASE REVIEW!!
Prologue
There were fifteen of them... Namekians... Innocent, so innocent... If only they knew.. They lost all their money in the stock trade, and had to sell their crop of vegetables and such. Their only option now was to start mining in the caves until they brought their stash of dough back up, so that's what they did. Except one day, was different from the rest... And that's where our story begins...
"Now's our time to strike back at the Namekians! They're mining in OUR caves, and you don't see them giving US any gold!" The bat king lifted his wings in disgust. "Why don't we put our resources to use?!"
"Like what kinda resources?" A bat asked among the crowd.
"Let's name some resources we have," the king suggested. Then pointing his tiny claw at a bat that had been wiggling his wing in the air, "Yeah, you?"
"We're polite!"
"We've got blood-sucking fangs!"
"-and we've got rabies!"
"All those are very good resources!" The bat king said. "So let's put all those together and come up with a plan to get rid of those Nameks! They can go off and LOG for all we care!" The bat king spat on the floor. All other bats imitated him.
"We can bite them!" One bat piped up.
"We can pass on our rabies!"
"And then we can feast on they're blood!"
"When we're done, we quote - 'Thank you and good ridance'!"
"-and good ridance!" All the bats cheered.
So, that's what they did. They latched on to all the victims they could find, sucked their blood and passed on rabies. But rabies isn't just a disease to Namekians - it can't kill them. But once you find out what it CAN do to them, you would wish you could just let them die without shots. That would have been easy. But no - rabies is incurable to Namekians, and it does strange things to them... First, it makes them super-powerful beyond belief... And second... It makes them evil. It makes them go sooo evil, that they could make Majin Buu cower in fear. But the third thing they can do once rabid, is the very worst thing in the universe... They have the power to pass gas so powerful, that they could knock out a Z warrior, and to top that off, the victim would hallucinate for days.
"-and good ridance!" The last bat burped, shoving away her victim. The fifteenth Namekian.
Those chosen fifteen Namekians were evil, so naturally, they set a course for Earth. (Well, duh! Where else would they go? It's the only logical place to go and try to destroy in the Z universe!)
Those poor, poor Z senshi...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
So.. did the prologue suck? Whatever - I was on a sugar high at the time I wrote this.. chapter one, coming soon!! PLEASE REVIEW!!